Episode begins with "boj" 😆😆😆 reading his "Thank You" speech off a card. He wonders who he should thank next, and opens his paper to reveal reams and reams of names he needs to mention😆😆 He starts by thanking his director, because of whom he was given such a good role.
Down comes tin ka dabba Tina carrying a trophy in her hands. She introduces herself and then Manoj, who is too busy oggling the trophy. He grabs it from her and begins thanking the audience and his dog...no, cat😆😆
Tina gets embarrassed and tells him to cut it down. He tells her not to disturb him; he is giving a thank you speech. She wonders what for...he tells her for his memorable performance. Tina remembers - the film in which he had a tiny cameo, that was then cut down so much by the editor that by the end, there was no role left😆 Manoj's face becomes longer by the second, and he tries to shut her up, but she keeps taunting him that he did such a wonderful job in that non-existant role.
Tina and Manoj bicker over the trophy, at the same time announcing today's countdown - the Top Ten best films of the year 2006. Tina once again starts from numero uno, and Manoj once again gets annoyed - "Do I have to explain to you in EVERY episode?" Oh that's right, save the best till last..
Manoj talks about watching the Number Ten film only yesterday, and tells her that it was excellent. Then he suggests a game - DUMB charades (apparently Tina's favourite😆😆😆) He tells her to be herself - DUMB. He says that he knows its difficult for girls to keep quiet, but she should try anyway. He starts off...
Tina: Uh...shoelaces...kite...flying a kite...Kati Patang....string...manja...dhaaga.....DOR!"
Manoj says Tina is very bright, just like a tubelight 😆😆 and then they introduce the very intelligent and intense film. Manoj dreams of Ayesha Takia, then a takia (pillow)😆😆 while Tina calls him a lech and ignores him.
NUMBER TEN FILM OF 2006: DOR
Manoj comes down after a change - Tina says he looks tacky. (I think he looks just like UD😆😳 wohi red sandals, wohi half-jeans, wohi green jacket aur red topi aur wohi singlet😆😆).
Tina starts to mime film number nine. She draws a circle in the air:
Boj: The circumference of your stomach?(😆😲 Manoj!! How could you say that about a girl? poor thing...) Globe...planets...round...round....round?...round in Hindi.....GOL?....second half of first word....gulbadan....item number? We did this the last episode (😆😆)...dance bar? Tina, this is a family show!😆😆 Hot? Main Hot Hoon? I'm a Greek God? I'm handsome? (yes, yes and yes, but thats not the answer😆😆)...what film is this? I must see it!😆...money, note, paisa, maal...maal? Maal...Gol....maal?? What film is this? (DUH!😆😆)
Tina sighs, and Manoj ki batti jal ti hai - GOLMAAL!👏👏👏(Hallelujah😆😆 I thought he'd never get it!)
MT talk about Tushar Kapoor's great acting in the film (well, of course you'd say that - he's your boss's brother🤢😆). Manoj challenges Tina to act like Tushar did in the movie for the rest of the show. Tina accepts the challenge.
NUMBER NINE FILM OF 2006: GOLMAAL
Tina comes from the background, accepting defeat that she cannot act like Tushar and remain silent. Manoj is still thanking his family...he tells her that he will act like Tushar. And he does. Tina tells him that he is good-for-nothing, and takes a break.
After the break, Manoj comes out from behind breaking the petals of a rose with "She hates me, she hates me not" (dude, surely its not hate, but luuuurrve?😳). Tina tries to get his attention and asks whats going on - why has he killed the poor flower for some girl? Manoj laments that he is the one dying. He mimes:
Tina: teen...three words....dil...heartbeat....you're dying...you're pregnant😆😆...
Manoj tells her these are the symptoms of love, Pyar Ke Side Effects. Tina retorts - symptoms of love or dengue?😆
Tina: "Boj? This one's for you - you know what the director of this film did with Mallika and Rahul?"
Boj: What?
Tina: KISSING WORKSHOP!
Manoj gets hyper - he too wants to go to a kissing workshop😆😆😆 Tina is disgusted (yeah right😉)...
NUMBER EIGHT FILM OF 2006: PYAR KE SIDE EFFECTS
Boj: Tin ka dabba, you know why you couldn't guess this film? Because you are not talented like me😆
Tina calls him a bad actor, and he tells her to act the next film.
Boj: stop, halt, wait...you're paagal?...again....phir....kaan...you're blind? Black?....my foot....phir...yes...PHIR BHI DIL HAI HINDUSTANI!!😆😆
Tina scoffs - did that film release in 2006, duffer? Where were you when God was handing out brains?
Manoj: I was checkin' the chicks😉😆😆
Tina curses him, and he calmy reveals - PHIR HERA PHERI...I knew it all along, I just wanted to tease you...
They talk about the film, and Paresh Raawal. Manoj calls her childish.
Tina: Bandar kya jaane adhrak ka swaad?
Manoj comes over to Tina, puts his arms around her neck (😳) and says "Bandar ke gale mein motiyon ka haar", (Basically, she calls him a moneky, then he calls her a monkey and himself a necklace of pearls😆😆)
NUMBER SEVEN FILM OF 2006: PHIR HERA PHERI
Tina talks about sequel films of 2006. She calls herself original and Manoj a copy. They bicker...
She asks him to reveal the next film in the countdown - but he eats a paan instead.
Manoj gets up to mime he next film. Puts on his glasses, smooths his hair and makes a pose with a gun.
Tina: James Bond? Casino Royale? Paan...[Manoj turns around and shakes his booty😳] yuck, I know!! Don, don don!
Manoj: Not don-don-don, just DON😆 Don loves jungli billiyan, you jungli billi😆😆
NUMBER SIX FILM OF 2006: DON
Tina asks Manoj which he preferred - Don 1 or Don 2? Manoj tells her that they are paid to comPERE, not comPARE😆
Tina mimes the next film:
Manoj: Bhagwan Shri Krishna! What film released in 2006 with this name? 😆😆 Bhagwan....Shri?...Krishna...Krish..na....KRRISH!
Manoj asks how he would look as Superman? Tina wonders whether he would wear underwear on top of his trousers?
NUMBER FIVE FILM OF 2006: KRRISH
Both Manoj and TIna are dreaming of him...when she faints😆😆 He immediately rushes up to wake her, screaming TINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
She wakes up, sees the image of Manoj as Superman in chaddis, and faints again with "alvida Boj"😆😆
Manoj screams: alvida? Tinaaaaaa, Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna!! Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna!! 😆😆
After the break, Tina chastises Manoj for taking the name of their film w/o acting.
Manoj: But you were unconscious, right?😉
Tina: But I know everything about Abhishek...
Manoj: Abhi forgave every mistake of his wife Rani's in that film, so you can forgive this for me, can't you?😳
NUMBER FOUR FILM OF 2006: KANK
Manoj acts the next film:
Tina: dance bar...chandani bar....salman khan....uh-oh jaane jaana [Manoj gets violent and rushes towards her with a pillow to smother her with] AjayDevganKareenaOmkara!!!!
Manoj says that he was just acting as Ajay Devgan, but Tina says she doesn't want to do Kareena's acting (since she died in the end😆😆)
NUMBER THREE FILM OF 2006: OMKARA
Tina and Manoj decide that the last two films should not be mimed. They argue about RDB and Lage Raho Munnabhai at the top spot. They keep fighting as we take a break...
After the break, they are still fighting, with placards this time. But both have the wrong placard😆😆 they swap, and decide to do a "mandavli" - compromise. Both RDB and LRM are at the numero uno position, with no number 2 this week.
NUMBER ONE FILM OF 2006: LAGE RAHO MUNNABHAI and RANG DE BASANTI
The show is coming to an end, and MT wrap it up with yet more fighting and bickering😆😆
RECAP:
10. Dor
9. Golmaal
8. Pyar Ke Side Effects
7. Phir Hera Pheri
6. Don
5. Krrish
4. Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna
3. Omkara
2. NONE
1. Lage Raho Munnabhai/Rang De Basanti
RECAP OF TOP TEN:
1. TOP TEN ACTION HEROES
2. TOP TEN ITEM NUMBERS
3. TOP TEN FILMS OF 2006
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