My conflicting decision of not farting at KA!

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Posted: 10 years ago
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โญ๏ธโญ๏ธBefore you guys jump to any conclusions . . . unfortunately I couldn't really. ๐Ÿ˜ญ But I made sure my brother did and I hope it diffuses through the TV screen and into the nostrils. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
First of all I was really happy with the positivity spread around here even with such a depressing track (honestly I don't care I had fun actually . . . seeing Sahir fuming with anger and jealousy and omg the way with such intensity and forceful depth he uttered those words, "Jawab mill gaya..." I almost fainted . . . ๐Ÿคข thankfully I had chips to accompany me. hehehe ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Now, now, let us see why I was still happy enough to not fart on KuttiKurti Apa? ๐Ÿ˜ณ Then let me also tell you I lam not mad at Zaki or even Arzoo today. I actually had the thought that he was doing this to get rid of his responsibility because honestly we all know he isn't ready to be a father and let alone be in a forced marriage with a woman he barely. Now, now I am not s**t-shaming any girl because personally I don't judge any woman if she had pre-marital sex. It is her life not my right to judge this could always be that a woman may had sex only once with a single man before her marriage doesn't label her a s**t. Btw thanks for the subtle misogynism.

The way Sahir enters Zaki's room to ask him about Arzoo and his relationship but the way circumstances were represented to him I won't blame him if he got the answer that they love each other. ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜• I loved Zaki's reactions here they look justified any normal young guy would freak out with the word 'pregnant' like duh and as it is a Muslim family it is even more morally 'haram' for him. He was supposed to be working in the office, helping SAYYAIRA with his mother and brother, helping them to fulfill there dreams and also perhaps marry Arzoo now that he claims he loves her. ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•

But all these were flushed down the drain with the arrival of Samaira. Why isn't she scared? Why isn't she freaking out? Crying like normally Muslim girls do before marriage? Uh . . . hello DID I MISS SOMETHING HERE?๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Then Zaki's words clicked right on spot. Samaira might be lying considering he doesn't remember sleeping with her and remember the way she told him "Jo bhi kiya tumne kiya Zaki!" As if she accused him to take advantage of her . . . but it doesn't look like she is troubled. My feminist theories are all jumbled up in here. Zaki asked Arzoo not to reveal anything until the DNA report comes or else all of Sahir's dreams will be tarnished and it might break him forever. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

So Arzoo did what she thought was the right thing to do but did you guys notice yes she hadn't denied but nor did she accept no matter what those dissy bitches think. Zaki was angry too because even he was ready to defend Arzoo so applause to that. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Arzoo wasn't crying like you know sobbing or wobbling nor did she bow her head. She stood straight with her head held high because today she is quiet but tomorrow she is sure everything will be in her favour. Though disappointed as they could have just let her walk out without any rona dhona. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

But then I see Sahir . . . OH SAHIR!

I was thinking actually a lot why was he so hurt? Why? So possessive and jealous of his little good-for-nothing brother? Why did he feel betrayed, why?

Then my sister the genius explained me. He understood Arzoo is attracted towards his pain because she suffered a lot. He felt angry because he was expecting her to stay submissive to him as usual but this is Arzoo who is not a 70s heroine jo hay Allah hay Allah karte phire. She is Arzoo Nausheen Khan who was taught to do what is right, taught to be a true loyal friend taught the importance of dreams, taught the beauty of tolerance and taught to be loved and love. She helped Zaki for Sahir and he had no idea about it I wonder will he again punish himself after he comes to know of the truth?

The beauty of Arzoo's character is that she may not be physically strong and fight off goons (like Sahir did in the jungle) but she counters the problems in her way - using her smart intellect. I am patient enough to see the drama unfold because I just know that we will be treated with sweetness. And honestly Kurti Apa might be irritating but she spices up the romance between Arzoo and Sahir.

I would give a rating of a โญ๏ธ. Because today Arzoo's mataji factor won my heart. Because I would probably lick Kurti Apa on her mole, punch Anam on the face so she could stop making those weird cranky voices (Payal could act better without the ringing voice) And yeah if any guy pushed me off like that he wouldn't be able to walk for a month. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

DON'T WORRY I WILL TRY FARTING ON KA NEXT TIME. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: feminist


Now, now, let us see why I was still happy enough to not fart on KuttiKurti Apa? ๐Ÿ˜ณ Then let me also tell you I lam not mad at Zaki or even Arzoo today. I actually had the thought that he was doing this to get rid of his responsibility because honestly we all know he isn't ready to be a father and let alone be in a forced marriage with a woman he barely. Now, now I am not s**t-shaming any girl because personally I don't judge any woman if she had pre-marital sex. It is her life not my right to judge this could always be that a woman may had sex only once with a single man before her marriage doesn't label her a s**t. Btw thanks for the subtle misogynism.
You have raised a good point here.

The way Sahir enters Zaki's room to ask him about Arzoo and his relationship but the way circumstances were represented to him I won't blame him if he got the answer that they love each other. ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜• I loved Zaki's reactions here they look justified any normal young guy would freak out with the word 'pregnant' like duh and as it is a Muslim family it is even more morally 'haram' for him. He was supposed to be working in the office, helping SAYYAIRA with his mother and brother, helping them to fulfill there dreams and also perhaps marry Arzoo now that he claims he loves her. ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•

But all these were flushed down the drain with the arrival of Samaira. Why isn't she scared? Why isn't she freaking out? Crying like normally Muslim girls do before marriage? Uh . . . hello DID I MISS SOMETHING HERE?๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
yeah her reaction(s) is very odd!! Even the most modern woman out there would pause a minute on knowing that she is pregnant - especially if she is still single.

Then Zaki's words clicked right on spot. Samaira might be lying considering he doesn't remember sleeping with her and remember the way she told him "Jo bhi kiya tumne kiya Zaki!" As if she accused him to take advantage of her . . . but it doesn't look like she is troubled. My feminist theories are all jumbled up in here. Zaki asked Arzoo not to reveal anything until the DNA report comes or else all of Sahir's dreams will be tarnished and it might break him forever. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

So Arzoo did what she thought was the right thing to do but did you guys notice yes she hadn't denied but nor did she accept no matter what those dissy bitches think. Zaki was angry too because even he was ready to defend Arzoo so applause to that. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Arzoo wasn't crying like you know sobbing or wobbling nor did she bow her head. She stood straight with her head held high because today she is quiet but tomorrow she is sure everything will be in her favour. Though disappointed as they could have just let her walk out without any rona dhona. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


But then I see Sahir . . . OH SAHIR!

I was thinking actually a lot why was he so hurt? Why? So possessive and jealous of his little good-for-nothing brother? Why did he feel betrayed, why?

Then my sister the genius explained me. He understood Arzoo is attracted towards his pain because she suffered a lot. He felt angry because he was expecting her to stay submissive to him as usual but this is Arzoo who is not a 70s heroine jo hay Allah hay Allah karte phire. She is Arzoo Nausheen Khan who was taught to do what is right, taught to be a true loyal friend taught the importance of dreams, taught the beauty of tolerance and taught to be loved and love. She helped Zaki for Sahir and he had no idea about it I wonder will he again punish himself after he comes to know of the truth?

The beauty of Arzoo's character is that she may not be physically strong and fight off goons (like Sahir did in the jungle) but she counters the problems in her way - using her smart intellect. I am patient enough to see the drama unfold because I just know that we will be treated with sweetness. And honestly Kurti Apa might be irritating but she spices up the romance between Arzoo and Sahir.
That is true - she was not a wailing mess. Thank God for that.
But I am not able to accept her absolute silence. She could have atleast said that she is not preggers. No need to reveal anything about Zaki and Sam. That is a cross those two have to bear.
Doing the right thing is good. But hiding the truth always leads to a mess - and why are we presuming that telling Sahir the truth will result in everything going south. Maybe he would just insist on Zaki and Sam getting hitched. Rehman is happy. Deal is on. Why presume that Sahir is going to fume and blow up and destroy this all-important deal. His own reactions in the past to different situations have shown us that he is a thoughtful and intelligent man - except when he is burning with jealousy and hurt due to Arzoo :)

I would give a rating of a โญ๏ธ. Because today Arzoo's mataji factor won my heart. Because I would probably lick Kurti Apa on her mole, punch Anam on the face so she could stop making those weird cranky voices (Payal could act better without the ringing voice) And yeah if any guy pushed me off like that he wouldn't be able to walk for a month. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

DON'T WORRY I WILL TRY FARTING ON KA NEXT TIME. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
LOL best of luck with that.

Edited by Junoonian - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Feminist...you are sooo very funny. "Lick KA's mole" !! now that cracked me up completely !!
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Posted: 10 years ago
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OMG๐Ÿคฃ
Your post just crack me up!

Next time dont hold yourself fart unreservedly at KA's mole.๐Ÿคฃ

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Posted: 10 years ago
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HILARIOUS ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† U cracked me up girl ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
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Posted: 10 years ago
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This post is hilarious ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ
Lick Kurti apa on her mole...ROFL...๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Hahaha thankyou Junoonian even I hope for a much better product, because my patience is running thin now.
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Originally posted by: tweetie19

This post is hilarious ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ

Lick Kurti apa on her mole...ROFL...๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ


YAAY! Thankyou sooo happy to make you laugh. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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Hey there kudos to u for Writing this hilarious a post ...omg u cracked me uo big time ..n the fart n lick for KA was mind blowing ๐Ÿ‘
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Originally posted by: Spunkyrutz

Feminist...you are sooo very funny. "Lick KA's mole" !! now that cracked me up completely !!


Thankyou hahaha ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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