Warning..by God..Pls

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Munna's dhamaal speech...mind-blowing...😆😆😆

Warning read at your own risk, agar aap logon ki english ka sawa satyanaas ho gaya toh hum zimmedar nahin hain..aur bhool se aap Munna bhai ke jaisi agar angrezi bolne lage toh yeh aapki zimmedaari hogi..Hamara maqsad aapki english ka kabadda karne nahi hai...

Munna was school-teacher, teaching in a rural area..once you read his speech, you will come to know the ability, talent and capability he has. He shud deserve more...

Munna from a remote rural area was transferred to a school
in Bombay. He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as was the practice in the school, was asked to address the assembly on Independence Day...Writing

Here is Munna's dynamite speech : Leddies and Gentulmens,
Contemporaries, Children, "By God, This is my first maiden speech. If small small mistakes get inside my speech, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following reason...

Too much time lost in getting slipper reservation
in three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket. I
put complaint on station master. He said me to go to lady clerk.
At first she also rejected. I then pressed her for long time and
at last with great difficulty she gave a birth only to my son.
Anyway I thanked the station master because he was responsible for getting birth of my son By God.
We got independent because of great leaders linke Gandhiji who get-outted all angrezi peoples from India. Tilak said Swaraj is our birth-rate and we shall halve it. Today we all halve our
birth-rate. You children are future dynamic generators of the
Nation. Look into future time only. No backside looking, or
looking at your behind by God. Be like great like X' raj Ranjan of
Germany or Presidents like Loosebelt...

You know genius, no? It is one per cent perspiration and ninety seven percent evaporation by God. They became great by reading great books. After we finish you here in the school, you can go to college and get B.A., M.A. and other decrease. Then you can become great liars in the supreme courts, shattered accountants, or leacherers in college by God...

The school is like a garden. You are the seeds, school is the soil. We will bury you in this soil, pour water of knowledge on your heads and one day you will become great phools. Many vacancy job come in newspapers. Only yesterday I saw in paper "Wanted for refuted engineering firm: Generators, highpower condensors" so and so forth, etc. These jobs may be teknickel, but you can rise. If you have flare in English, you can become teacher like me by God.

I am now ending this fastly. My God blast you! Thank you and
thank God I am finished by God. Joy Hind!"...😆😆😆...Teacher

Namaskar Munna ji, tussi great ho ji, aap jaisa koi nahi hua hai aur naa hoga..Aapko toh desh ka PM hona chaahiye..😆😆..Even the britishers and americans will check their english and try to correct it..oxford dictionary will rectify the spellings...you are teknickally parfact...😆..aftar hearying uwar speech by God..sab log

Student Head Explodes..Ohh By God kya teacher mila hai hamein..Nahiii..Doc saab pleaj hamra brainwa chk kar no...Xray

Keep smiling...

Set_Raj...😊

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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣 🤣
Thanx for this superb post... It was much needed in such a gloomy atmosphere... episode se zyada apki posts entertain karti hain...😊
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: misty85

🤣 🤣
Thanx for this superb post... It was much needed in such a gloomy atmosphere... episode se zyada apki posts entertain karti hain...😊

You are welcome misty jee..😃by God gloomy epidose tha..sorry episode.😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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@Raj: I'm Mamta. I agree it was a sad episode that's why I didn't dare to watch it...
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: misty85

@Raj: I'm Mamta. I agree it was a sad episode that's why I didn't dare to watch it...

HI Mamta..even I have not seen yet..will see tom and write my views...it was expected from CVs to create more misunderstanding between indu and Rishi..eventually they will show end result on positive note..😊
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@Raj: Let's hope so... but for that we have to wait for another 1-2 episode so that situation is cleared.. right now we can see only sameer's version which is not completely true... & I suspect a foul play in vidhit's silence.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: misty85

@Raj: Let's hope so... but for that we have to wait for another 1-2 episode so that situation is cleared.. right now we can see only sameer's version which is not completely true... & I suspect a foul play in vidhit's silence.

Yea they wont show everything in one episode they will drag this nautanki for few more episodes..only Vidit can tell who is responsible for his condition...
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Indeed A Very Humorous Post By Our Great Raj Bhai...

It was really needed in such tensed & sad atmosphere...

After reading dij poast of yaars mai anglish ...ka ho gaya banta dhaar...🤣

Raj-- again you are successful in bringing smiles on our faces. specially your timing is always good.
Thanks A Lot for making such a nice post to bring smile on members faces.

God Bless You!!!!

Keep Rocking I-F!!!
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Awesome post sir. Its d need of hour. After such a mournful episode we needed it. Feel good factor. Missing light days of HD
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Posted: 13 years ago
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With this title i thought to whom are you giving Warning that also directly on the forum,It would have been for the first time.

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