Dolores Umbridge - wht made her like tht?

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Repressive consequences of reparative therapy leading to exaggerated displays of female gender identity and self loathing magnified by introverted tendencies manifested and transfered unto others of similar outsider identity.


I always wondered if the kitties were a euphemism, but not that can of worms. I would say Umbridge is just very messed up mentally. Some people are born psychopaths.

good english..it sounds victorian..i agree with u all tht she was a born lunatic..but do any f u think sumthin made her like tht??sum circumstances??

Originally posted by: aromal

Dolores Umbridge - what made her like that?, A Lost Kitten? A favorite Ribbon? A cursed mixed marriage?

You know that many Adults come to a tragic end when all their character flaws just come crashing into them in their latter life. We all know what a concealed wreck that is carefully contained under that pink brooding smock of hers.

What incident, or who caused her to be the most popular collector of Kitten Plates the Franklin Magic Mint has ever known?
Why does she not know any other color than Pink? Is she color blind?

Maybe pink and kittens are her favorite color and animal, respectively.

Why the need for power? Did she get teased too much while going to Hogwarts?

Lots of people want power so they have the authority to control others. She's one of them.

Was she so lacking in Social Skills that she made up for it by learning secret Dark Art Techniques?

Maybe she was aspiring to be the next Voldemort.

Does anyone actually like her?

I think Fudge likes her. She certainly agreed with his rather ridicules policies.

Did she come from a troubled background, or dread be - a mixed marriage?

Both could be possible.

Why is it that she likes Kittens and not Beasties?

Because kittens are cute?

Doesn't she understand the damage that a Kitten can cause, even with Veritaserum mixed in with it's nibbles to find out who scratched her pouffy chair?

I don't think her intelligence goes that far.

Does she have a secret relationship with the Minister of Magic?

I hope she's not sleeping with him. That's all I need to say on that.

How did she get into such a high position in the Ministry of Magic?

By agreeing with all the higher ups who's IQ matches her own.

What went through her mind when the Minister assigned her to deal "with that Hogwarts Problem"

Woo-Hoo!

Why was she so friendly with the Slytherins?

Slytherins know how to manipulate people. She thought they agreed with her when they just wanted power.

Did she have a fatal crush on a Slytherin while at Hogwarts, which has lead her down a dark path?

She probably had a picture of Voldemort terrorizing people somewhere.

Was she under an Imperius Curse while at Hogwarts? Or did it never wear off, and that is why she is so deluded?

I highly doubt that she's ever been subjected to the Imperius Curse.

Then after the second war, what happened to her? Did she go to St. Mungos for some counseling? Did the Ministry finally give her the pink slip?

Ok, I'm gonna answer this truthfully. JK revealed in a live chat that she was sent to Azkaban on charges of crimes against muggle-borns.

It's time to profile this squanderer of Pink Puffy Purring Power!

What events do you think have made her the woman whose stature is not one to be admired?

May i get ur golden thots..

btw, I don't like her, in fact I hate her so some (but not all) of my answers are biased and are just poking fun at her.

(I apologize to any Umbridge fans)

Originally posted by: *Jane*

btw, I don't like her, in fact I hate her so some (but not all) of my answers are biased and are just poking fun at her.

(I apologize to any Umbridge fans)

i have'nt found any umbridge fans till now..except,ofcourse.."pinky n kitty" lovers..and i dont think she has any fans..has she??..