(Thanku Parimishty for the banner)
Pls add 'Remyapms' to ur buddy list.
30. Insanity Loves its Company!!
Which party we should crash guys?
As per the info there is one at down the lane and then other at the far end of the city. Others are teenage parties and we wont fit in.
Sam whispered in a detective mode, as if we r going to rob some house.
Then what dress should we wear??
Girls!! What is it with dress and make up??
Maan said in Unbelieving tone.
B/c its a girl's thing. Anyways di, we can wear some casuals.
We can choose the second destination for crashing. Since its at the end of the city, most of them wont recognize us, what say?
We all nodded and went upstairs to get ready.
We can hear loud music from the venue. The lights created a very romantic ambiance.
So ready Guys?
Yes..
Maan grabbed my waist and walked in as if he own the place. Sam mimicked the same emotion with di. A guard was standing at the door. Seems like he is a lil bit tipsy.
Oh Jeez!! First we have to overcum this gigantic hulk..!!
U wait here. I vl do it.
I tapped the hulk guy on the back. He looked at me up and down with a disgusted smile. U can do it geet!!
Hey hottie.. Feeling bored?
If I say yes, will u give me company?
Ofcourse. But can we choose a better place? I kinda feel conscious here.
Of course Sexy. We can go to backyard.
Wow!! Thats so cool!! U go.. I vl follow u after 2 minutes. Don't wanna get caught!!
So sweet of u barbie.
He lean toward to kiss my lips, but I tactfully angled my face and the kiss landed on my cheeks. Then he winked and went towards backyard.
Next second I felt sum1 furiously scrubbing my cheeks.
Maan.. whats ds??
How dare he kiss u!!
But if u scrub me like that, a hole will form in place of my cheeks.
First thing u do after we get back home is bathing with dettol, k?
Possessive, are we?
Hell yeah..
Guys.. can we go inside. Just in case if hulk guy come back we dont want to get caught, rt?
We all nodded and I grabbed maan's arm and went inside. Some of them were dancing to slow numbers. But what are elders doing in the dance floor??
What kind of party is ds?
I hope its not some business one.
Guys.. Look there!!
We looked at the place where di pointed. A couple were standing at the corner kissing and they were surrounded with presents. Some elder couple interrupted them and handed a bouquet. 'Newly married' board hung at the back of them. Oh god!! we crashed a wedding party???
There will be no fun in wedding parties. Can we go back?
Maan, i and Sam sat at the bar having tequila shots. Suddenly di rushed at us, her face glowing.
U were at washroom, rt?
Haa. But I heard some superb news.
What??
A little birdie here said that Bride is an Indian. But they are settled here for 10years. Her father values Indian tradition a lot. so they did have a grand Indian wedding followed by a church wedding. The groom side are hell behind impressing brides father, b/c he is a big shot. It will benefit their business.
So?
Suddenly Maans eyes glinted with mischief and hi-fived di.
Whats happening love?
Sam voiced my question.
Dude.. y can't we help them? After all we are Indians. Adhiti devo bhava!!
I dint understand the plan, but I knew its going to be a long nite.
Hello ladies and gentleman.. Enjoying the party??
We surrounded a table where most of the relatives from Groom side were dining. They looked at us puzzled.
Do we know u?
Actually No. We are from Bride's side. She is our childhood friend. We are from India.
Oh.. Its a pleasure to meet u. Have a seat.
Ah.. Thanku.
We were not able to come at the wedding time. I thot the party will be typical Indian one. u noe hw he values his culture!!
They exchanged curious glances at each other.
Yeah.. me too. After all its her only daughters wedding. The heiress of his companies.
But whats wrong with this party?
Nothing wrong uncle. But according to our tradition, the grooms side should take a bath before the part starts. And Brides side will wipe them with towels. According to us it indicates that Guests are treated like Gods.
I tried to muffle my laughter at maan's serious speech. Di coughed a little and sam made her drink water biting his lip.
Oh!! Thats y he was saying that he omitted some rituals thinking u guys cannot do it. So sad!!
I tried to add mirchi to maans statement. They gave knowing glances at each other. Seems like the plan is working.
Oh!! We dint noe that!! If thats the case we are ready to do it.
Really? I mean its not a big problem, u noe!!
Its k. we dont want him to think we are incapable to respect these rituals. But hw will we bath?
Seriously!! They r going to do it!! that was so easy!!
Maan smirked at Sam and he gave a thumbs up.
In India, we do it in river. But I think here we can use the pool! Only men should do this ritual.
Ok..kay.
So if u r ready, u can remove ur dress and start it. I vl inform uncle about it. Infact he will be very happy.
di and I escaped from there and burst out laughing. Its so damn funny. Di was shooting the whole scene in her mobile. Then we went to brides side and made the same speech.
They seemed surprised, but then our acting skills were so powerful, that they shrugged it off!! Some of them ordered event management team to bring some towel.
It was so funny to c them in pool half naked and other side wiping them with towels. I think if we upload this video , it vl get max no of hits with in a minute.
After this ficaso groom side sat on the table for dinner and maan went to them to execute his next plan.
U guys are just awesum. Uncle is so happy.
Its our duty son. A big thanx to u. Y dont u join with us for dinner.
Oh sure. My friends will join later.
They all started to eat and maan stopped them.
Uncle I have one more request.
According to our culture, we offer prayers before we eat.
Oh!! We too do that.
Ya. I noe. But we consider the water as holy Ganga and pour the water in our head.
What kind of ritual is this!! We dont believe it.
Uh-oh!! I should help maan.
Its okay uncle. But see over there. My friend is following the same b/c we believe.
All looked at the other table and as instructed Sam offered some prayers and then poured the whole water in his head.
If u r keen, then we will do it.
They said hesitatingly. Next second the whole group dumped water in their head and the bride side looked at them as if they are aliens!!
I put my fist in my mouth and controlled the laugh, and maan silently excused them and went towards a corner.
After that funny disaster, we all met at bar and laughed again at our huge success.
Seems like u little brats are enjoying making others life hell!!
Dad!!
Aunty!!
Pa!!
Note :
Party crashing means going to a party uninvited!!
@sanjana Yadav and Miss. Perfectie: Welcome to my crazy story dear..
This update is specially dedicated to Parijyotika(Her wedding was on Saturday). wish u a very happy married life.
@all: Thanx for the likes and comments Guys. i hope u all liked this part. Sorry for being late.
15