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*Fist pumps into the air* ... shaking the boooty (non existent one - mentally constructed by analyzing herself before the mirror from all 500 different angles) 😆. Guess what!? After SO many posts, so many comments, I finally am RED! I literally had to spam! (Oh crap I said that in public - IF hates spammers) my way into achieving this position.
I hated the colour aqua! It blinded my eyes and reminded me of a pixie! When I tried to act (key word - bold for many opposing purposes) smart and intimidating it would not work! Reason being? Readers and debaters would have one look at my pixie-green-oozing-innocent-I'm-a-pretty-fairy-colour and would roll their eyes thinking 'pft - go away'. But now that I am RED I shall be able to use the Devil faced emoticon to serve my evil purposes! 😈
... Nobody *points trembling finger at screen* understands my need and obsession with being this colour, but it's okay *wipes tears* I'll face my pain alone! SO jokes apart, I demand a celebration! 🤣
Maan (My mentally constructed celebrity husband that has no idea that I exist) and I am now an official raging red couple! He is hot, mad, passionate, angry and sexy. All that is symbolic of the colour RED. He makes me swoon, drool, hyperventilate, shake like a 200 year old lady, catch pneumonia, hand-fetish-obsessions and become the main abolish-er of all shaving/waxing essentials. THAT is all the power of my SEXY RED MAAN.
So somehow I really connected this celebration to Maan with the theme of RED in a very twisted and abnormal way 😳. I hope I'm making sense?
Alriiight I'm creeping myself out now! LOL so yes I'm finally an IF-ROCKER and I ain't going to dazzle you guys anymore! 🤣
My apologies for any of confusions. It's 4 am and I believe I do not even remember my own identity. Insomnia at it's peak!
Regards
Sammy aka Mrs Maan Singh Phurana
xx
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