LAUGHTER KA EXPLOSION...Funnyyy

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So Back again starting this SILSILA of FUNNN...spreading some laughter everywhere...So People Bring it On : Here is one from me:

The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.

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Posted: 14 years ago
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It is said that Husband is the head of the family,
But
Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. :)


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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.


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Posted: 14 years ago
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wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date


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Posted: 14 years ago
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Wife: 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife: 'Yes or no.'

Hurray for girls with a sense of humor!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: Absoluv

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.



HAHA Absoluv... we think alike or is it more like we google alike??? 🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: naamteeg


Wife: 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife: 'Yes or no.'

Hurray for girls with a sense of humor!! 🤣🤣🤣


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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: naamteeg


HAHA Absoluv... we think alike or is it more like we google alike??? 🤣🤣🤣



Yes dear...I think v google landed the same page...there r pretty good ones on that page...😆

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Posted: 14 years ago
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Param i loved your post a lot dear.
Hahaha...
It will be so helpful for all the hubbies out there to read their wifeys minds.
😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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punjabi bachhe paper toh 1 din pehlan(punjabi kids just one day before exams)
6 am:10 min hor so liye(lets sleep for ten more mins)
9 am:11 baje shuru karenge(wil start at 11)
11am:thodi der gaane sun lenda hun...mood ban jaasi(lets listen to sum songs ...to get in a good mood)2pm:roti kha ke so janda hun taki raatu neend na aave..padna jo passi(let me have lunch and sleep so that i wont feel sleepy at night as i have to study)
5 pm:syllabus to lab lavan(hmmm...ok let me ask the syllabus)
7 pm:imp puch lavan kisse padhaku bachun ton(let me ask wats imp frm some padhaku student)
9 pm:iddan ni kam banana parchiya banani paise(it wont work this way ill have to make chits)
11pm:hun kinni tyaari hossi kal di kal hi vekhi javegi(hmmm i cant prepare much now...let me leave the rest to tomm)
sry to those who dont undestand punjabi..i tried my best to translate

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