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hi all me ij writing the first Oh As (OS) of my life.... so am very excited.... may be i loose control out of excitement.. but really dont mean to hurt anyone's emotions... so if you dont like my OH Ass you have every right to ignore it.... and if you like it then its only your Problem.. i am not responsible for that...😆 again my OS has nothing to do with future prediction or rumor etc..its purely for fun.....ahhh speech ends here...
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the scene begins with maaneet wedding where both NT and Brij getting Khoon ke pyase .... and wanna kill geet and maan... maaneet walking pheras in a fast forward style... as both are worried for each other... both Brij and Nain-Taare fire ...but Unfortunately...Brij had forgotten to load his gun with bullets..as he he kept them in laal mirchi powder's dabba🤣🤣🤣🤣 so only bullet fired by NT hits...hmmm ...hmmmm..*suspense*... thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... DEV is on the floor...😲.🤣🤣🤣...
everyone gets shocked.... geet faints.... NT in Shock..
Brij bangs his head against the wall...🤣🤣🤣 security drags NT out of mansion ....
ARJUN looks at his sis.... (Kho NAAA jaien Yeh.. NainTare, Zameen pe, playing as BG score...) maan puts Dev in Ambulance and dev in his final moments... a brotherly convo is on..
Maan: Dev! mere bhai....😭
Dev: Bro....😭
Maan: yeh tune Kya kiya??
Dev: did i?? no i didnt do anything this time...
Maan: but you came infront of the bullet which was about to hit me....
Dev: is it??? i came in front of you accidentally...😭
Maan: but you saved mine and GITH's life....
Dev: leave it bro... i know i am going go to narak forever.... lets recall those pleasant memories of our childhood ....
Maan: *goes Nostalgic*
Dev: remember? when i was 8 years old and you were 10 years old... and i always used to insist that i want to sleep in mom dad's room.... and you always sacrificed your turn for me...
Maan: HAAN dev mujha yaad ha...
Dev: *smirks* and in their room i always used to pretend as if i am sleeping but never fell asleep..😈
Maan:🤓
Dev: do you remember??? your birthday when you waited for me for 2 hours to cut cake...??
Maan: yes dev how could i cut the cake without you???
Dev: actually i was busy dating Chandni in your room...😉
Maan: 😲
Dev: do you remember?? when me you and Pinky were playing a hide and seek.. and you lost because you couldn't search us for like whole day??
Maan: yes.... i searched you both everywhere...😃
Dev: but you didnt come to the store room where both of us were having FUN....😈
Maan: is there any memorable thing of our childhood which is innocent???
Dev: 🤔
Dev
Dev: Bro ... plss forgive me for my sins... i had no choice but marrying geet...
Maan: no dev... i cant forgive you for ..i can understand you need money... and you got it by marrying her... then y did you do "THAT" with GITH... WOH bhi bina Protection Ke???😵
Dev: bro... you should feel for me.... put your self in my shoes..and tell what will you do if you have to live, THREE years with something resembling to a women (NT)?? i tell you... you'd have done "THAT" with everything that can move or breath...😭
Maan: LAME.... its not an excuse... you should have controlled yourself.. look at me i didnt do anything with geet ..after getting so many chances....
Dev: wot??😲... Kuch lete kiyon nahi BRO???🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maan: shut up dev.... you should be ashamed of yourself...look at me... aaj mere paas, geet ha , baby ha, dadi ha, annie ha.. aur tumahar pass???
Dev: mere paas... Maa . . . .
Maan: *singh* finally he is thinking about his mother...😊
Dev: *completes the sentance* mere paas Maansa (a gal's name) ha...🤣🤣🤣🤣 (😉)
Maan: 😡... Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeev ... your one mistake destroyed geet's life and made me a Bin-byaha BAAP....😡
Dev: you cant blame me like this.... its my talent... i am proud of this... tell me if i hadnt cheated on geet.. could you ever get her??
Maan: 😒
Dev: if i havent had done "THAT" could you ever become a father??
Maan:
Dev: so admit that... dev is like allopathy... (benefits+ side effects) and maan is like homeopathy....🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maan: geet is so innocent and beautiful dev.. how could you left her abandoned??
Dev: mere time pe geet saree nahi pehnti thi na??
Maan: *self thought* " he is right"🤣🤣🤣
Dev: ahh.. *sinking*
Maan: dev aankhein kholo dev...
Dev: *blabbers* its time to say goodbye bro...🥱
Maan: no dev no... tum USS CHEEZ ka naam btaye bina nahi ja sakte..😳
Dev: Parmjeet.....*sigh*
Maan: parmjeet??
Dev: Ashu..*sigh*
maan: dev tell me the name of that thing which you just mentioned me to take for(ahem ahem)
dev: *sinking* *pulse drops*
dev: Resmi...*sigh*
Dev:Nadia *sigh*
Dev: swati *sigh*
maan: W*H is that??
dev: these are the names of my GFs..
Maan: Dev! mere bhai plss tell me the name of that thing at least tell me the brand name?
Dev: Pammi..😭
maan: kaminey its your mother' s name..😡
Dev :toh?? marta hua insaan apni maa ko yaad nhai ker sakta kya??🤣🤣🤣
Maan: dev plss tell me the brand name at least..
Dev: M. . .
Maan: yes yes..speak up....
dev: ma . .
Maan: ma wot?
Dev: man....
Maan: yes now you are close to it......
Dev:" Mentos"dimagh ki batti jale gi toh ladki ..LADKI dikhe gi...
Maan:😵
Dev: flies to narak forever and ever....🤢
but Maan took dev's words very seriously.... and the first thing he asked to his Gith after their SR, was???? guess ......guess???
Maan to Geet: GITH... tell me who was better?? me or DEV??🤣🤣🤣🤣
hi all me ij writing the first Oh As (OS) of my life.... so am very excited.... may be i loose control out of excitement.. but really dont mean to hurt anyone's emotions... so if you dont like my OH Ass you have every right to ignore it.... and if you like it then its only your Problem.. i am not responsible for that...😆 again my OS has nothing to do with future prediction or rumor etc..its purely for fun.....ahhh speech ends here...
scene starts:
the scene begins with maaneet wedding where both NT and Brij getting Khoon ke pyase .... and wanna kill geet and maan... maaneet walking pheras in a fast forward style... as both are worried for each other... both Brij and Nain-Taare fire ...but Unfortunately...Brij had forgotten to load his gun with bullets..as he he kept them in laal mirchi powder's dabba🤣🤣🤣🤣 so only bullet fired by NT hits...hmmm ...hmmmm..*suspense*... thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... DEV is on the floor...😲.🤣🤣🤣...
everyone gets shocked.... geet faints.... NT in Shock..
Brij bangs his head against the wall...🤣🤣🤣 security drags NT out of mansion ....
ARJUN looks at his sis.... (Kho NAAA jaien Yeh.. NainTare, Zameen pe, playing as BG score...) maan puts Dev in Ambulance and dev in his final moments... a brotherly convo is on..
Maan: Dev! mere bhai....😭
Dev: Bro....😭
Maan: yeh tune Kya kiya??
Dev: did i?? no i didnt do anything this time...
Maan: but you came infront of the bullet which was about to hit me....
Dev: is it??? i came in front of you accidentally...😭
Maan: but you saved mine and GITH's life....
Dev: leave it bro... i know i am going go to narak forever.... lets recall those pleasant memories of our childhood ....
Maan: *goes Nostalgic*
Dev: remember? when i was 8 years old and you were 10 years old... and i always used to insist that i want to sleep in mom dad's room.... and you always sacrificed your turn for me...
Maan: HAAN dev mujha yaad ha...
Dev: *smirks* and in their room i always used to pretend as if i am sleeping but never fell asleep..😈
Maan:🤓
Dev: do you remember??? your birthday when you waited for me for 2 hours to cut cake...??
Maan: yes dev how could i cut the cake without you???
Dev: actually i was busy dating Chandni in your room...😉
Maan: 😲
Dev: do you remember?? when me you and Pinky were playing a hide and seek.. and you lost because you couldn't search us for like whole day??
Maan: yes.... i searched you both everywhere...😃
Dev: but you didnt come to the store room where both of us were having FUN....😈
Maan: is there any memorable thing of our childhood which is innocent???
Dev: 🤔
Dev
Dev: Bro ... plss forgive me for my sins... i had no choice but marrying geet...
Maan: no dev... i cant forgive you for ..i can understand you need money... and you got it by marrying her... then y did you do "THAT" with GITH... WOH bhi bina Protection Ke???😵
Dev: bro... you should feel for me.... put your self in my shoes..and tell what will you do if you have to live, THREE years with something resembling to a women (NT)?? i tell you... you'd have done "THAT" with everything that can move or breath...😭
Maan: LAME.... its not an excuse... you should have controlled yourself.. look at me i didnt do anything with geet ..after getting so many chances....
Dev: wot??😲... Kuch lete kiyon nahi BRO???🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maan: shut up dev.... you should be ashamed of yourself...look at me... aaj mere paas, geet ha , baby ha, dadi ha, annie ha.. aur tumahar pass???
Dev: mere paas... Maa . . . .
Maan: *singh* finally he is thinking about his mother...😊
Dev: *completes the sentance* mere paas Maansa (a gal's name) ha...🤣🤣🤣🤣 (😉)
Maan: 😡... Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeev ... your one mistake destroyed geet's life and made me a Bin-byaha BAAP....😡
Dev: you cant blame me like this.... its my talent... i am proud of this... tell me if i hadnt cheated on geet.. could you ever get her??
Maan: 😒
Dev: if i havent had done "THAT" could you ever become a father??
Maan:
Dev: so admit that... dev is like allopathy... (benefits+ side effects) and maan is like homeopathy....🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maan: geet is so innocent and beautiful dev.. how could you left her abandoned??
Dev: mere time pe geet saree nahi pehnti thi na??
Maan: *self thought* " he is right"🤣🤣🤣
Dev: ahh.. *sinking*
Maan: dev aankhein kholo dev...
Dev: *blabbers* its time to say goodbye bro...🥱
Maan: no dev no... tum USS CHEEZ ka naam btaye bina nahi ja sakte..😳
Dev: Parmjeet.....*sigh*
Maan: parmjeet??
Dev: Ashu..*sigh*
maan: dev tell me the name of that thing which you just mentioned me to take for(ahem ahem)
dev: *sinking* *pulse drops*
dev: Resmi...*sigh*
Dev:Nadia *sigh*
Dev: swati *sigh*
maan: W*H is that??
dev: these are the names of my GFs..
Maan: Dev! mere bhai plss tell me the name of that thing at least tell me the brand name?
Dev: Pammi..😭
maan: kaminey its your mother' s name..😡
Dev :toh?? marta hua insaan apni maa ko yaad nhai ker sakta kya??🤣🤣🤣
Maan: dev plss tell me the brand name at least..
Dev: M. . .
Maan: yes yes..speak up....
dev: ma . .
Maan: ma wot?
Dev: man....
Maan: yes now you are close to it......
Dev:" Mentos"dimagh ki batti jale gi toh ladki ..LADKI dikhe gi...
Maan:😵
Dev: flies to narak forever and ever....🤢
but Maan took dev's words very seriously.... and the first thing he asked to his Gith after their SR, was???? guess ......guess???
Maan to Geet: GITH... tell me who was better?? me or DEV??🤣🤣🤣🤣
