AFTER U've done the CHOMPING ABS!!!!
JHATKA NEWS FLASH!!!!
Maan is a divorcee THEORY!
- He can fix his own TIE!!!! (Wives usually teach this basic necessity to the
husbands...If a tie is well-fixed it is either tied by a lady or he has learnt it off
staring at his wife's strapless blouse! U can tukka marofy at the second option for
Maan)
- He has a jeep (Sum men feel the suffocation of marriage synonymous to their
cars...Jeep signifies freedom after marriage...while bike signifies freedom before
marriage!)
- He likes to go camping! (The need for fresh air so often means been stuck in
the past with foul breath *embodied by a nagging wife!*)
- He sleeps in a vest (Guys before marriage sleep in tee shirts and jeans, during
marriage bare-chested and after a sour marriage with a vest!)
- He speaks in monosyllables ( At the time of dating it is silence and action "mwah
here mwah there mwah mwah everywhere! During marriage it is unstoppable
shayris and praises...AFTER it...MONOSYLLABLES becum fashion!)
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