Hey everybody so this is my crappy take for fridays epi....for all who are reading ...Read at ur own risk.š
soo the Epi started with the wedding ceremony....did anyone noticed the priests out fit??š¤£š¤£ why does he have a purple sash?.......why is it purpleš¤£š¤£ did he came with the decor?? and then the Stalker starts with his Psychoness.....he recognizes her from her feetš² new thing discovered about M Stalker Khurana.....he has some secret shoe fetish...š¤£š¤£š¤£ he is into ladkiyoon ke shoes š¤£š¤£ i knew the Stalker was too gd to be true......or either he is too much into Geet's feet...š¤£š¤£ a feet fetish 𤣠and then the lead singer of the Banshee Band takes personal offense and starts singing like there is no tomorrow...š¤£š¤£ it sounds like he is constipated š¤£š¤£ MAHIIIIIIIIš¤£š¤£
Sooo Maany and Geety doing ISHAROON ISHAROON meh baatein.......Geetys like....i love my sandals they are mine...stay away from them š¤£š¤£ and Maany is like......whaaa??....Naaa....they shall be mine...hence he hatches aplan to seduce Geety and steal the sandals š¤£š¤£ Afteralll Maan wants to take over Ninewest as well na š¤£š¤£...and then he is like come to think of it....i like her Saree as well...waisey bhi meri Kamaar Geety se Patli hai ....i will look more sexier doing Maan-chi in it...so he wants the saree as well š¤£š¤£
So Maan's Plan is too sing and short circuit Geetys brain.......
Maan use a song...š¤£š¤£.........picked a Tunki wala song...so she can go Talli Phaster.....hence Pee loon.....š¤£š¤£...Magr haye ri kismet....the whole wedding party wants the saree now....they all are ogling Geety......and then Demello uncle turns with his spraining neck movements and thinks........wah Yeh Kya???...iska outfit merey outfit se behtar kesey??.....so he wants the saree to get married in š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ alright š¤£so theres this guy behing Maany...he is just there for a sec i think....š¤£š¤£ he is wearing a Maroon shirt...but just for on sec...he looks so tired standing there.....š¤£š¤£ i think he is about to fall asleep.....if u wanna witness it urself.....contact me.....at 1-800-CRAZZZYš¤£š¤£
*serious aww moment*....when Geet walks down the aisle...the way Maan is looking at her....awwwwwww....its like if he took of his eyes off of she might disappear....such a creepy stalkerish behavior š
alright so Step 1 was going nicely...magr the banshee band has to come and interrupt at the most inopportune time.....HOW DARE ANY ONE USE ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE ACCLAIMED MAAAHHHHHIIIII.......š¤£š¤£ so here we have a wrestling match between the BG music team and the Banshee Band for control..all over the epi....š¤£š¤£š¤£ so Demello and Jello decide to talk and i m looking at the ball type light fixtures behind them seriously everything else is more interesting then those two š¤£š¤£š¤£ ROJiE is like...how dare wear this Saree to ma wedding B*tch...its ma wedding mine,....and then she turned into a neanderthal...oopsiee sorry...i was day dreaming š¤£š¤£ while RoJIE and her Posie are talking š¤£š¤£ and Maan's acting like a mannequin here....š¤£š¤£š¤£ only his eyes are moving....looks like the dudes not even breathing.....may be he is playing statue statue with the other bored guests as well š¤£š¤£
š¤£š¤£ then we have the wedding vows...needless to say meaningful and all but just look at Geety's expressions...š¤£š¤£
𤣠looks like she just discovred her blouse is too tight...hence no room to breathe š¤£š¤£ and to top it all she looks like she is nauseated.....maybe she saw the Frraaandhsip siggy i have of Maany....(credit Faziluscious)š¤£š¤£ now she knows what he does at night š¤£š¤£...and then the ring comparison...i tell u that stingy Maany just gt her that piece of crap ring while Rojie got a chunky rock.š¤£.......bohooot na insaaphi hai bhaiš¤£......now Geety is jealousš¤£ š¤£š¤£ meanwhile the Stalker is giving her...imma eat u looks and thinking about Tandoori chicken and the saree š¤£š¤£š¤£ so the funky Priest says u may kiss the bride......and haila yeh kya??....š²š² Stalker comes forward for the KISS...he wants one from the Demello dude......Geet ko maro goli𤣠he sooo close to the guy.....almost up his behind š¤£ š¤£š¤£and here Geety thought oooh shiaat...i cant Kiss him...he has bad breath....RUUUUUUUUN RUNNNNš¤£š¤£
and then yeh meh kys dekh rahi hoon.......M Stalker K attacks.....he is allover the saree....he takes advantage of teh Rojie picture moment...and feels the material of the sareee tooo.....and looks at Geety with a challenging lookš¤£š¤£ abb bhag ke jayegi kahan𤣠but Rojie interrupts Stalkers wild fantasies with her wanting to be BFF with Geety like Nicole and Paris š¤£š¤£ so Maan ke armaan once again ansoon meh beh gaye š¤£š¤£
Next we have the Male Stripper.....š¤£š¤£ as soon as i saw him i thought i was watching something questionable...u know something of the XX variety,....š¤£š¤£ but guess what...at first glance i thought he has only one nipple........š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ just like Chandler from Friends𤣠so the single Nipple dude is having a nightmare about his witchie witch...zahir hai hoga hi....havent u seen her??......she looks like an eletricuted obese Barbie š¤£š¤£š¤£
hmmm so while he his having is nightmare i was wondering where does he get his waxing job done from....does he indulge in brazilian wax...would we ever get to see it???......š¤£š¤£ he is ekdum chikna nahi?.......not like my Brijjy.... Leechy is a fairy...may be Nain ka pain likes em like that š¤£š¤£ may be he will be doing a next kaaliyoon ka chaman video with his Hawt Hawt cheekni bodš¤£š¤£....oh crap at this point i noticed the other nipple......yaar here my Chandler fantasies went down the drain š¤£š¤£ anyways kaliyoon ka chaman is still on𤣠okay so the way he is sitting on the bed with his hand....for some reason i think he just picked his noseš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ then some guilt induced blah blah...(dont believe it...its just to CONfuse us...kuch nahi hoga)
now what the hell is up with these kids and there nakedness around Dadi???...i mean she is such a sweet heart why torture her mentality with the pervy images of her Hawt Hawt grandsonss....pehley MSK and Leech...poor Dadi i know now u need electric shock therapy to remove this image from ur mind
So next we have Geety stalking Maany ...wah wah...the girlie is learning...however i thought she hsould be hiding from him na.....to protect her beloved sareee...is she so ready to relieve herself of that sareee...anyways then we see a horrendous sight...of Maany harrasing lil kids....š¤£š¤£ why was he scaring them???.....does he now wants the flower girls outfit??...ya pir he recently went to a dentist and got his teeth cleaned so wanted flash em all over the place....š¤£š¤£ loooks like the dude can advertise for Colgate...are u listening Colgate-Pamolive....u gotta new bakra.....waisey is it just me or do u think the full smile reminds u of him being in acute bowel movement pain š¤£š¤£ ..its one of the fakest smile i have ever seeen....only his mouth muscles are moving and the rest of the face looks frozen....š¤£š¤£ as if he is auditioning for Ramu's Phoonk series 𤣠and that lil girl is lik not even interested to look at him š¤£š¤£ Awain bachi ko dara raha hai......Maany stop wasting time and concentrate of saree acquiring skillsš
Then we have Catch me if u can sequence......where Maany plans to make Geety run behind him that would lead her to loose control of her saree as she is a klutz and cause it to open up resulting into undraped Saree which Maany can wear in peace and start his practice for Kaanta Laga by Banshee Band of the MAAAHIII fameš¤£š¤£š¤£.......but turns out Geety has some super power and some glue....so the saree doesnt come off...Alas Maany has been reduced to seduceš¤£š¤£š¤£ where M Stalker K is wondering about Geety Deodrant and Shampoo as well.....was going for the mouthwash that we didnt get to see thatš¤£...Damn U people...abb or intezarr...urghhš”š”
WTF.....what the hell happened???...i was just watch Stalker obsessing over the saree and now we have a motro cycle commercial.....what is this?? and then we see Phatta Helmet nikla Leechoooš¤£š¤£ Seriously these people are as random as me.....so wanna be Johnny boy has arrived......š¤£š¤£ he is here for Kaaliyoon ka Chaman shoot na......meanwhile MStalker K handling his Saree bijness...hes like Saree do paiseey loo Saree do paisey looo.....while Leechy Leech is practice ramp walking š¤£š¤£ WTF*K man??š¤£š¤£ and then BAAAAAAAM Geety goes Yeh Saree meh kisiko nahi doongi.......yeh mujhey meri Pari ne di hai....and of course I M Preggers Maan looks like somebody punched him in the face....ouch...ouch.
And on this painful note i shall end this rant...so lucky for u
~Sin~
P.S. took me freakin 2 and half hrs to write this crap so somebody better reads it..........warna i m coming to do FRRRAAANDSHIP with u š¤£š¤£
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