This is Bri reporting from Golf Links!
Did you see the ambulance driving at break neck speed, tethering on its wheels? Noooooooo!
Well, figuratively, aren't we all just passing time here playing cards and hoping that we will all hit an ace!
What , you did not get me? Poor meh! I am so ununderstandable!
Pardon my English, Swiss and French!
But why are we souls spending all our thrifty moments on this forum making woebegone forecasts as to what 2 characters in some random 22 minutes of fun filled ecstatic imaginary game play of characters.
And here we are with half of us gone almost blindingly neurotic and frantically fanciful.
Cool it some lads and most ladies!
We gotta a helluva ride ahead!
With tears, some trashing, some catchy phrases, some lip syncing, some delicate thoughts, some sound reasons.
But boy, do you think it will not be banal, brutal and bullshi**y.
Well pray, did you leave your brains at the museum door and imagine that the museum comes alive at the night!
Oh, well, what would it pay for us to have YET ANOTHER NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM!
Note: This is a satire piece. Pray don't expect me to explain myself - cause I rarely ever do!
~~~ GEET ANOTHER NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM!!!!!