Posh reprobates
The whole family was awake, the house was strung with colorful lights and the elegant living room decorated with fresh flowers everywhere
The kids ran upto her and checked her out, Surbhi wanted to know if she had a baby in her belly
That was enough to cause Teeku to turn florid
"Sur betaaa Meeta grabbed her embarrassed
Harit laughed it off pleasantly
"We were afraid you were going to drive " Shyam shook Harit's hand and hugged him
"She doesn't trust my driving? Harit pointed to Avantika who was in throes of grief hugging her Mommy
"Arey nahi beta, we were afraid after a long day's work you must be tired
"I only work with my words not hands he waved his hands
"Beta driver ko paani ka poochhen rehne ka intezaam karen Himani set her daughter aside
"Kyon ro rahi hain aap? Meeta dragged Teeku away hissing
"I missed you all
"To ab dekh chukin na? Meeta was not happy
"I couldn't bring Chandu
Meeta laughed
"Who aapke purse hain kya unke bagair ghar se nahi niklengi?
Teeku sniffed and giggled
"U are funny, I missed you she hugged her
Bani came down the stairs
"Hi Teeku, you look great she hugged her affectionately
"Aapne to hamey zara miss nahi kiya hoga Teeku was hurt
"Aapne kaafi kiya shaayad tabhi hamey roz 5 phone kar daale? Bani gave it back to her
"Bhabhiii "Rehne dein Meeta calmed her down
"Harit aaye kya? Bani enquired
"Kyon nahi aayenge?
"Hamey laga boring lawyer boring si Bareilly mein ruk gaye hongey Bani cracked herself up
Meeta was horrified at Bani's volume
"Bhabhiii hain bahar who she hissed
"AAAYE HAIN? Bani acted surprised
Even though Himani had told her earlier in the evening that Teeku is expected ALONG WITH HER HUSBAND
Bani loved to cause trouble
She loved her in laws yet she couldn't resist
Harit walked in with Dhruv and Vibhu
"Bani se aap mil chuke hain Dhruv laughed
"The one without the baby is Vivaan's mom? Harit repeated what Surbhi had just told him outside
"Hi! Harit, kaisa raha safar aapka. Hamari Teeku ne bohot suffer karwaya? Bani winked
"Nahi, darti bohot hain he grinned
"Hum DARTE nahi hain, humne pehle kabhi Roorkee Bareilly se nahi aaye is liye Teeku bristled
"Kaise aaye, Laksar se? Bani enquired
"Nahi Haridwar se
"Khaana kidhar khaaye aap log? Meeta was puzzled
"Najibabad Harit answered
"Woh raasta to kaafi dangerous hai Forest Range ke paas Bani was shocked
"Hamare driver kaafi chala chuke hain, Maasi rehti hain hamari Haridwar, Ma jaati rehti hain Harit smiled
"Aap nahi chalaate India mein? Bani poked
"Nahi bilqul nahi, India ki sarkein bhi sarkein hain? he got her right back
Everyone laughed
"Baani... chalate hongey yaarDhruv asked her to tone it down
"Court jaate hain, bachon ko lekar kabhi weekends mein, Ma out of town chalaane nahi detin hamey
"Harit beta, your mother has sent SO MUCH STUFF Himani was stunned as the help carried large wicker baskets full of things towards the pantry
Pickles, home made desi ghee sweets, namkeen, and preserves
"Ma ko shauq hai, aur hum log zyaada ghar ka khaate hain, Bareilly mein Michelin star restaurants to hai nahi he winked
"Hamari Roorkee waise thoda sa posh hai Bani said smugly "Ek Italian naya khula hai, we all love it
"Chaliye aapko ab Roorkee pasand to aayi Himani was not happy
"Baithkar baat nahi karenge? Shyam appeared
"Boss ek beer chalega? Vibhu offered
Teeku looked at them in shock
Looked like her bros knew about her dull lawyer husband's past
"Baithen beta, thak ka aaye hongey
"Shyam hum sandwiches aur pastries lagwaate hain aap in logon ka samaan lagwaayen
"Maa I only brought one outfit to wear foir my return Teeku whispered giggling
Meeta and Vibhu waled up the stairs with her
"Bhabhs can I sleep with you tonight u can kick bhai out you can tell me all about what happened in the last two weeks?
Meeta panicked looking at Vibhu
He asked her not to be so obvious in his eye signal to her
"Yahan kuch nahi hua hai, I am bigger, aur kuch nahi
"Haan bus ek aur baar aapki bhabhi saara din nursing home letkar aayin, dehydrated baaqi kuch nahi Vibhu spoke protectively
"Galti kiski hai?
"HUMNE kya kiya?
"Hamey bas EK chahiye tha Meeta shook her head
"OH THAT GALTI Vibhu winked
"Vibhu, I am already on a short leash don't yank my chain Meeta panted climbing up
"Sorry dear.. umm.. baad mein baat karenge
He dropped bags off in Teeku's room and left them alone
"Aur? HOW is he? Meeta winked
Teeku blushed involuntarily
The first time Meeta had actually seen her blush
"Saara din behes mein rehte hain, bhaiyon se kaun se match mein kis galti ke wajah se India haari, weekend mein shave nahi karte
"OYE HOYE... Chubta hai? Meeta whispered in her ear
"HAMEY NAHI Teeku spoke too soon
"To phir aapko kya pareshaani? Meeta pretended innocence
"Umm... hum to bas keh rahe hain Teeku walked over to her walk in closet and pulled out her favorite pair of lounge pants and tee
"Aap hamare kamre mein TAB let paayengi if u let me quiz me about... umm.. u know... Meeta winked and giggled and winked
Teeku's insides rolled like gymnast. Oh how could she? She had nothing to share!! The boring lawyer wasn't actually so boring. And that their intimate encounters were less than 5? 4? 3?
She was effectively stuck in her room with her new husband then
"Chandu theek hain? Meeta asked caringly
Teeku broke down and began to cry
"Shshhh shhh... kya hua?
"He is acting out allthe time Teeku explained everything
"Harit gussa karte hain aap par?
"NOOO... Teeku looked baffled "Who bus bohot strict hain she said with a faraway look
"Teeku ko who baat bohot khatakti hogi nahi? she winked
"Seriously... Teeku shuddered
"Yahan to teeku maharani hain, sab darte hain unse, aur waha zara rob nahi? Yeh baat to galat hai Meeta hugged her
"Aap kahen Harit ko hamara kitna rob hai yahan
"HARIT ko? Meeta winked
"Bhabhi hum "hamare who to kahanege nahi... wahan aapko maloom hai husbands cant say TUM to their wife publicly "Babuji will scold them properly
"Wowww Meeta listened in awe
"The bhabhis were talking about how their husbands say tum and yaar in private
"Harit? Meeta quizzed
"Who hamey sirf aap kehte hain... very polite Teeku could hold back the twinge of longing in that impersonal respectful address
"Chaliye AAPKO kabhi daat nahi padegi Meeta twisted the knife
"Yeah I am very happy about that Teeku nodded haughtily
The husband did not come to bed, until she slept, she woke at 9 am to find him BY HER
That will be Teeku's greatest shock of her life, to wake up one morning on her lilac bed and find a salacious, scruffy, tall man with strong hands spread-eagled by her.
His knee on her thigh, his left arm around her belly, like he was used to sharing a bed with women
WOMEN?
She corrected the spelling to a count of one
Her chest pounded like a sledge hammer, she tilted her head sideways so she could inhaled his secent better, she was on her back and he was on his belly
She suddenly realized her haradar had somehow failed to nitify her when he had shown up in bed last night. She investigated the cause as she stared at the ceiling
He Was awake now she realized when he repositioned himself, not removing any body part off her body!
Just breathing in short gasps
"Nice room he taunted gruffly
"Hum koi lilac jokes nahi sun na chahte she responded hoarsely trying to turn away
He rolled her over as he went on his side also
"Waise agar ek bhi tooti to hum keh denge aapne todi she warned as her bangles rung.
He didn't care, she heard one snap as he held her wrist and brought her to face him, sandwiching his left leg between her two legs, he held her right wrist in his grip. She struggled to free herself as her bangles jingled
"Hamari Ma se AAP darti hain, HUM nahi he said diabolically
"To theek hai hum keh denge, aap saari raat beer pee rahe the she gave it back to him.
His eyes twinkled more "Hum keh denge it had nothing to do with me, it's the Gupta reprobates" he said
She should learn not to argue with a lawyer, but naive Avantika had a lot to learn
"Haath chhodiye" she ordered
He took her imprisoned hand and took it under his tee, she balled it up into a fist in shock when her fingers encountered his chest hair
He placed it on his left pec
"Avantika!! he warned, urging her to loosen her fist
"Noo" she moaned shutting her eyes
He rubbed himself with her fist, her fist melted open and he felt himself with her nervous finger tips.
He let go of her wrist, she began to pull out from under his tee, he trapped her hand over his tee.
Their breath coming out in short gasps
She was involuntarily applying too much pressue to his trapped leg so she could arrest her own arousal
"use your thumb!!" he begged hoarsely
He found her thumb through the teeshirt and placed it where he wanted to be touched on his pecs
He stroked himself with her thumb, she could feel him stiffen and swell up and groaned "Avantika look at me!! He ordered in a ragged whisper
She opened her eyes to do as she was told.
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