TUM HI HOON:
CHARACTERS:
ACP ARJUN SURYAKANT ROWTE-(BEST FRIEND OF SAM)
ACP SAMEER DAMSINGH RATHOD- (BEST FRIEND OF ARJUN )
RIYA MUKHERJEE-(ARJUN SPECIAL FRIEND) (REASEARCH SPECIALIST)
AYESHA KAPOOR- (UNDER COVER COP) (NOW E.T.F MEMBER)
SHREEKANT SEN-(SHREE) (CHOTTU'S BEST FRIEND)
CHANDRAKANT PATEL-(CHOTTU) (SHREE'S BEST FRIEND)
SAKSHI ANAND-(ARJUN'S BEST FRIEND) (ETF MEMBER)
LISA D'CRUZ-(FORENSIC EXPERT)
(SUBAH KE 06:30 BAJ RAHE THE CHIDYON KI KHILKHILAHAT SE LE KAR MUMBAI K TRAFFIC KI GADIYON KE AWAZON TAK POORA SHEHAR JAAG CHUKA THA AND HUMARE ACP SAHAB ABHI B SO RAHE THE INTNI DEER ME UNKE ROOM ME 1 OR HANDSOME SA LARKA ATA HAI JO ACE OFF KARTA HAI WONDOWS KHOOLTA HAI SURAAJ KI KIRAN ARJUN KE FACE PR PARHT HAI AND WO JAAG JATA HAI BUT SONE K LIE DOBARA APNE MOO PER PILLOW RAKH LETA HAI)
ARJUN:KIA YAWR TUMHE KIA PROBLEM HOTI HAI ?? MUJHE SUKOON ME DEKHTE HUE??
BOY:HAAN PATA NAHI MERI TUMSE POORANI DUSHMANI HAI K ME TUMHE ARAM SE CHEEN KI NEEND SOTE HUE NAHI DEKH SAKTA HOON!!
ARJUN:HAAN NA TABHI TU TUMHE MERE DAD NE FAVOUR KR K YAAHN IS GHAR ME RAKHA HAI TAKE UNKE IKLOTE HANDSOME BETE KO HAR CHEEEZ ME PROBLEM HOON OR WO ROZ SUBAH UNSE LADHE OR UNKI CHAI ME FLAVOUR AYE!! :p
(BOY WAS LAUGHING CRAZILY)
BOY:ACCORDING TO HINDI MOVIES BETE K ROOM ME MOM AATI HAI OR KEHTI HAI AB UTH BHI JAO BETA KITNA SOOGE ?? TUMHARE PAPA NARAAZ HO JAEGE!! CHALO UTHO!!BUT YAHAN ULTI KAHAN HAI HAI K DOST UTHANE ATA HAII!!
ARJUN:ACHA PER KIA TUMNE YE NAHI DEKHA KI SHAADI K BAD WIFE UTHATI HAI??
BOY:HAAN PER KIU TERI SHAADI KAB HUI??
ARJUN:LO TUMHE YEHI NAHI PATA WAH MERI TU SHAADI BACHPAN SE HI HOON CHUKI HAI TERE SAATH!!
(BOY WITH A ANGRY MANNER AND GIVING FAKE SMILE)
BOY:VERY FUNNY HOGYI TERI SUBAH AB UTH OR JAO NAHAA KAR READY HOJAO CHOTI MAA TUMHARA INTEZAAR KAR RAHI NASHTA THANDA HOJAYEGA!!
ARJUN:OK WIFE G!! (TRYING TO TEASE THE BOY)
BOY:THAPPAD LAGEGA CHAL BAGH MUJHE FUZOOL ME MAT TANG KRO!!
ARJUN:AREY YE HAQ KAB DIA BHAGWAN NE MUJHE TUMHE TO TANG AYESHA KRTI HAINA??
BOY:JUST SHUT UP AND JA ARJUN LATE HO RAHI HAI!!
ARJUN:OK NA ME JA RAHA HOOON AND HAAN WIFE G PLZ MERA ROOM SET KRDIEGA OR MERE LIE EK CUTTING CHAI JISKE SAATH MAZEDAR PARATHA
(BOY SLAPS ON HIS HEAD VERY SLOWLY) (AND IN A RUDE MANNER):AGAR AYINDA TUMNE MUJHE WIFE G KAHAN NA TU ME TUMSE KBHI BAAT NAHI KROGA!!
ARJUN:JESE INSAAN K LIE SANS JAROORI HOTI HANA!! WESE TERE LIE MERA HONA ZAROORI HAI YE DHUMKI KISI OR KO DENA!!
BOY:AB TU ZIADA MAT BOL OR JA NAHANE!!
(THEN ARJUN LEAVES THE ROOM AND GOTO THE WASHROO GO GET READY AND BOY LEAVES THE ROOM AND GO DOWNSTAIR GOTO DINING ROOM AND EVERYONE WAS WAITING FOR ARJUN)
ARJUN'S DAD:AREY BETA ARJUN KAHAN HAI WO ABHI TAK UTHA NAHI KIA??
BOY:NAHI PAPA WO AATA HI HOGA ABHI NAHANE GAYA HAI WE BE RIGHT BACK
ARJUN'S MOM:YE ARJUN BHI NA PATA NAHI KIA HOGA KAB BADA HOGA ETF KO JOIN KIYE HUE 5 SAAL HU CHUKE HAI OR AB TAK JALDI UTHNE KI ADAT NHI LAGI!! PATA NAHI KIA HOGA ISS LARKE MUJHE TO SAMJH NAHI ATA AB ISKO ISKI PATNI HI SUDHAR SAKTI HAI!!
(EVERYONE WAS LISTENING TO HER K ITNI ME ARJUN AATA HAI)
ARJUN:AREY AISA KESE HO SAKTA HAI?? JO SUHDER JAYE WO ARJUN HI KIA?? AND MAA JAB MMUJHE BHAGWAN NAHI SUDHAAR SAKE TU WO PATNI JO K ABHI AAYI NAHI WO KIA SUDHAAREGI YE PLANS DEKHNA CHOD DO AP!!
ARJUN'S DAD:HAAN HAAN TUMHARE BETE KO TU BADA HONA HI NAHI HAI NA ZIMDAARI SAMBHALNI HAI NA FUZZOL KARCHI SE NAJAT PAANI HAI NAHI ARJUN??
ARJUN:DEKHA SAM MENE KIA KAHA THA MERE PAPA KO SUKOON NAHI MILEGA JAB TAK WO MUJHE SUNAEGE NAHI UNKI CHAI ME CHUSKIYAAN NAHI AYEGI!! NEWSPAPER KI BREAKING NEWS ME TADKA NAHI LAGEGA!! PAPA JAB AAP OR MAA YE SAB DEKHNE K LIE HAI TU ME KIA KROON YE SAB DEKH KR WESE B AGAR MENE YE SAB SHURU KRDIA NA TU HOGAYA KAM TAMAM!!
SAM:AB BUS BHI KARO ARJUN KIU PARESHAAN KR RAHE HOON SABKO AKHIR WO SAB THIK HI TU BOL RAHE HAI!! WESE BHI INSAAN JITNI JALDI APNI ZIMEDAARIYAN SAMJHE UTNA BETTER HOTA HAI!!
(ARJUN TRYING TO IGNORE SAM & ROLLING HIS EYES):LO SHURU HOGAYE BAAP BETE SAM TU MERA BHAI YA YAA PAPA KA??
ARJUN'S DAD:BETE BHAI WO TUMHARA BAAAD ME PEHLE MERA BETA HAI!!
ARJUN:NAHI MERA BHAI HAI!!
ARJUN'S MOM:AB BUS BHI KRE A G AP BHI KIA BAACHON KI TARAH LADH RAHE HAI ARJUN TUM APNA BREAKFAST KJARO OR CHALO JALDI JAO OFFICE WARNA LATE HOJAYEGI TO COMMISSIONER SAHAB DAANTEGE!!
(ARJUN LAUGHING):MAA YE SCHOOL NAHI HAI JO TEACHER DAANTE GI AGAR LATE AYE TO OR ME CHUP CHAP BETHA HUAA HOON YE APKE PAATI PARMESHWAAR AND BADA BETA MUJH PR BHARAK RAHA HAI KISIKO IS GHAR ME MERA SUKOON BARDASHT NAHI HAI!!
ARJUN'S MOM:AB BUS KHABARDAR!! KISI NE MERE BETE KO KUCH KAHA THA BECHAHA HAR WAQT KAAM KARTA HAI EK HI WAQT TU MILTA HAI USSE SUBAH KA OR WO BHI AP LOG USKO TANG KARTE REHTE HAI!(ARJUN WITH VERY PROUD AND HAPPY MANNER KISSINGON HER MOM'S HAND):HAAAYE!!! YE HUI NA MERI MAA WALI BAAT SUNLIA AAP SABNE AB BUS MAA KE BETE KO TANG KARNE KI HIMMAT BHI KINA TU YE MAA SABKO BELAN SE MAREEGI!!
ARJUN'S DAD:DEKHLO KESE MAA BETE EK SAATH HOGAYE!! (POINTING TO SAM)
SAM: AREY PAPA APKA BADA BETA HAINA APKE SAATH TU FIR??
ARJUN:HAAN BETA JA TU UNHI K PASS REH MERE PASS BADE PAPA OR BADI MAA BHI HAI (SAM'S MOM DAD)
SAM:G NAHI WO MERE PASS BHI HAI!!
(ISSE PEHLE K ARJUN KUCH BOLTA USKA PHONE RING HOTA HAI IT WAS RIYA'S CALL ARJUN PICK UP THE PHONE)
ARJUN:HAAN BOL RIYA KIA HAI KIU PARESHAN KAR RAHI HAI PHONE KIU KIA MUJHE??
RIYA:ARJUN AAJ TUMHARA OFFICE AANE KA TU PLAN HAI NAHI TU MENE SOHA ME YAAD DILADO K HUM ETF MEMBERS HAI HUMARI LIFE ME SUNDAY NAHI AATA HAI!!
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