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PART - 10
When you are mad at a certain 'X' along with a certain 'Y' and if it so happens that X happens to be you yourself and Y your deadly enemy, you throw being mad at X to the winds and channel your entire wrath to the poor Y..
Let's apply this general principle to Mr Arnav Singh Raizada and NK...our dearest X and Y respectively..
So now, Arnav had decided to try killing NK in a more legal way, with his looks..
Replies were not being communicated but being barked at poor NK..who for the love of his life was maintaining a safe distance from Arnav after the mehendi fiasco..
To make Arnav mad, Khushi had set her phone to voicemail which in particular for his calls had been set to a snapping "KYA HAI??"..
After hearing this 'KYA HAI??" ten times and uttering equal number of 'unbelievables' , Arnav heaved a sigh as finally Khushi picked up...
"boliye?"
"khushi.."
"haan hum khushi bol rahe hain"
Arnav rolled his eyes..
"i know"
"toh boliye"
"woh mehend-"
"mita di humne mehendi, ab khush?"
"WHAT??WHAT THE!"
"hame samajh nahi aata aapki mushkil kya hai? Baat mano toh 'what the' , na mano toh 'what the' , kuch bolo toh 'what the', kuch na bolo toh 'what the' , kam bolo toh 'what the' , kam na bolo toh 'what the', kuch-'
"STOP!"
"kabhi kabhi unbelievable aur shut up bhi", she hastily added
"I said shut up khushi!"
"Dekha!!"
"just. shut. Up"
silence..
"tum mehendi mita kaise sakti ho?? mehendi mitayi nahi jati dammit.."
"hame pata hai! Itni akal hai humme"
"congratulations"
she fumed.. "humne design par aur mehendi laga ke design khatam kar di"
he slowly digested what he had just heard..she had destroyed her mehendi?? Damn his nonsense!!Damn NK!
"hum..hume bahaut kaam hai, hum rakh rahe hain"
call disconnected..
Arnav stood staring at his mobile with such guilt as if he had just done something good enough to end the human race..
but of course ASR being ASR all he uttered was
"DAMN NK!"
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Khushi smiled as she kept the phone down..she knew what must be happening at the other end now..serves him right! She thought gleefully as she eyed her still very much intact beautiful mehendi
It had so happened that NK had deleted Khushi's mehendi altogether from his mobile accidently in his excitement and now all he had were the hand prints of a dozen different women trying to cover all letters of the english alphabet on their hands except the 'A'..
so he called khushi and narrated his agony which helped Khushi to have a decent idea of Arnav's cause of uproar...which she had decided to use to her advantage..
NK of course, was denied another pic.. despite several 'Par khushi jis..'
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"Damn google!" Arnav singh raizada spat shutting his laptop as his umpteenth effort to search for a remedy to erase mehendi turned futile..
instead all he got to see was mushy stuff with a hundred women with their palms towards him..he made sure to note not to even accidently trip over 'www.banu_main_dulhan. com' again in life..unbelievable..
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After about an hour Arnav had reached a stage where he could as well get Khushi's hand operated to get the earlier mehendi back on it again..
"chotte!" his not so sane plans were interrupted as Anjali gave him a call..
"ya di?"
"chotte please please please"
Anjali fluttered her eyelids at him...this could no way be good news..
"di-"
"please please? Please? "
he sighed...these two women were going to be the end of him..
"what di?"
"aap hamari ye designs select karne me madad karenge?" she said pointing at the jewellery sets on the table.." bas thodi der?"
"seriously di! I don't think-"
"khushi ji ke liye select karna hai chotte!"
"please?"
"di just 15 minutes"
Anjali clapped her hands in delight, and gave him a hug..emotional blackmail zindabaad! Tears for khushi, blackmail for Anjali, they had their weapons ready for him..
With khushi being the intended customer, the agony of going through jewellery sets easened a bit for him..
Anjali suddenly picked up her cell and dialled khushi's home number
"hello buaji?hum Anjali bol rahe hain.."
for the first 5 minutes they continued to rant about excitements, rituals, shaguns, apshaguns, while Arnav gave 'unbelievables' frequently..
"are haan humne toh pucha hi nahi! Khushi ji ki mehendi sukh gayi kya?"
Arnav suddenly got very interested in the conversation...
"acha! Yeh toh bahaut achchi baat hai! Kaash hum dekh pate..par ab itni bhi der toh nahi.."
Arnav wanted to stick his ears to Anjali's mobile..what?? why were they so happy? What the..
Anjali kept the phone back..
"NANI!!"
"haan bitiya"
"nani khushi ji ki mehendi bahaut sundar utri hai, abhi abhi buaji bata rahin thi.."
"aur bahaut gehri bhi" she said teasingly nudging her elbows on Arnav's arms..
An Arnav who was presently confused beyond wits...it slowly dawned upon him...so khushi had been pulling his legs...so all that time spent on ' www.banu_main_dulhan .com' had been... "khushi kumari gupta singh raizada.." he muttered under his breath..
He went to his room and straight away picked his blackberry..
'KYA HAI?'
so she had set it to voicemail again..
"how long khushi?" he muttered as he redialed..
very long Mr Raizada...khushi picked up 20 minutes later..
"boliye"
"toh mehendi kharab kar li tumne?"
"humne kaha na aapse..."
"stop lying dammit...how dare you khushi! Do you have any idea.."
"aapne kaise soch liya hum apni hatheli par 'N' likhvaenge"
"tumhare paagalpan ka kya bharosa! Vaise bhi maine ye nahi socha tha"
Khushi made a full on 'o' with her mouth
"haaww...JHOOT!"
"maine kaha tha tumse maine aisa socha?"
"nahi par-"
"that's it"
"par aapne-"
"khushi enough"
"vaise ek baar phir soch lijiye Mr Raizada , sirf do aur din hain aapke paas..."
"what?"
"humse shaadi ke baare me..kya pata, hum sirf aapke paison ke liye shaadi kar rahen hon"
she knew he never thought that way anymore and it was meant purely for teasing..
but for Arnav , it was the tightest slap one could give him..the past immediately flooded his memories..his lack of trust..his accusations..
"you won't" he spoke...slowly..definitely..
khushi chirped on- "kya pata? Aap kaise ke sakte hain? Balki hame toh lagta hai hum shaayad isi liye shaadi kar rahen hain phirse.." she rolled her tounge in her mouth playfully...
"khushi stop it"
she sensed something serious at the other end and so she did..
"i'm keeping khushi. Who...meeting hai"
"hm.."
call disconnected..
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next update is...well, not decided which SS yet..đđ
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SS:Arnav Khushi meet Sanaya Barun
FF: So you better be normal now
Edited by saucechips - 13 years ago
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