Part 2
Arnav: Khushi!! I'm here dammit!!
Khushi: Yes, I saw you, but was avoiding you. Go away
Arnav: What the...? Come home with me RIGHT NOW!!
Khushi: Are you crazy? We're in a sacred place, show some respect!!
Arnav: Some what?
Khushi: Oh for heaven's sake! Just be quiet!
Arnav: Shut up and get in the car!
Khushi: People are watching Arnav, and I know you don't care because all these women probably think you look really hot right now, but calm the f**k down OK?
Arnav: Why is this man butting into our private business?
Khushi: Because he's chivalrous, and cares when a woman seems to be in trouble.
Arnav: Well, I'll just set him straight then, and tell him you're my wife. That should shut him up.
Khushi: Yes, sadly society still needs to get past their fear of that, so it'll work. But, if Jack Reacher were here, you'd be nursing a broken elbow my love.
Arnav: Are you saying you find this Reacher guy hotter than me?
Khushi: Can you break several bones in a man's body with your bare hands, and a dagger sticking out of your thigh, and not break out in a sweat?
Arnav: Just get in the damn car.
Khushi: That won't make me look like a submissive wife, and since it's the 200th episode, the audience will want Lalit's balls, fried if he doesn't deliver... So pick me up, and get the sound people to play some Rabba Ve music.
Arnav: I knew this would happen... Did the bangle guy tell you I said you were thin?
Khushi: Just do it.
Arnav: Do what? We're in public Khushi, and a sacred place at that.
Khushi: You need to stop reading all those FFs on IF... Those writers only keep their minds in the gutter.
Arnav: OK, OK lets go.
Khushi: Don't EVER treat me like that again, do you hear me?
Arnav: I think the whole world hears you... Shut up and fasten your seat belt, it's going to be a rough ride.
Khushi: Isn't that a condom brand?
Arnav: Wait! What? How do you know what condoms are? You're too innocent to know what those things are.
Khushi: Your cousin corrupted me. When he showed me the first one, I thought it was a balloon being marketed by really hot men.
Arnav: What is your obsession with hot men? I'm enough man for you.
Khushi: Then move past the brooding glares, and semi lovable eye locks... And really, I have other body parts besides upper arms you know, so you might want to explore.
Arnav: You've lost your innocence and purity Khushi Kumari Gupta... You sound like a street walker.
Khushi: Oh please! I'm a respectable, married woman now. I can say all this stuff, and get away with it. Please stop at the next store... I have to buy supplies for my marathon jalebi making session once we get home. Trying to figure you out is going to take time.
Arnav: But, what will I do, when we get back home?
Khushi: I don't know... Storm off? Throw some killer looks at me, or your sister, or whoever? Make the audience swoon?
Arnav: Again?
Khushi: It's what you do best. Next week will be better, I'll cry less, I promise.
Edited by HeadOverHeels - 13 years ago
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