FunnyFF:*AbhIya-Shaadi Ke Baad*updated-part28pg.68 - Page 2

Originally posted by: shakthi04

My god yo have a super imagination! loved it.

Part -3

A: How's your life going Sid with Panchi?

S: U mean Panchi ,the pumpkin?

Abhay starts laughing. Sid is back with his old style.

S: U tell me li'l bro how's your life with pia?

A: U mean pia, the parrot?

Then both bros start laughing loudly.

S: U know Abhay married life sucks. I never thought that i have 2 face these days in my life. U know panchi never leaves me alone. She always sticks with me like glue. I m fed up. U know , she keeps telling me baby, so sweet, caring n blah blah .If I weren't a vampire then i must have diabetes after listening panchi's sweet words.

A: At least she speaks with u sweetly but pia... she doesn't know anything without shouting.

S: @@###% to her sweet words. U know last night i made her sleep alone in the bed n i thought that i can relax myself for sometime. When panchi went into deep sleep i felt a divine peace. I thought i can rest in the floor near the bed for a while. So i lie down there. I was also started sleeping in peace but suddenly i feel that i m flatten n i cudn't breath n i felt a severe pain in my chest. When i opened my eyes i noticed that the pumpkin has roll down from the bed over me. I thought that may b she is riding in a roller coaster in her dream!!!!!!

A: What a pity!!!!!

S: Moreover, one day pumpkin took me in a dark room n told me 2 come closer her. I was feeling happy. I went closer 2 her. Then she said " Nothing can b done from this distance. Come more closer". When i n she were too close n my heart was beating faster she told happily " Look, my watch glows in the dark, After all, it has radium in it". Just imagine my state of mind that time. I hate... her.

A: Oops, your life is more frustrating than me.

S: No, no, u haven't listen everything. There is much more 2 tell. U know whenever we have a fight pumpkin comes 2 pacify me n tells, " Look hon, i've made so many dishes 4 u with my own hand." & she starts describing the tastes of the food though she knows that i can't eat. When she finishes giving yummier description of the foods she tells " Oh i forgot ,u can't eat. But no problem. I can eat them on behalf of u". Then she starts gulping the foods.

A: That's why she is now pumpkin!!!!!

Abhay feels relaxed by thinking that there r more ill-fated husbands than him in this world.