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Mona.😃
Sarpanchi film pt 2
Baldev ne pind main pp walo ko lcd main film dikhane ka intzaam kiya hai sab apne prachaar main lage hai or ek dusre ke aage prachaar kar rahe ab sab muft ka cinema dekhne ke liye tayaar ho rahe hai
Ranvi- jaldi kari biji gunjan chaiji picture suru ho jayegi make-up ki kar rahe ho biji dekhne wale ko dusre dekhne wale or dusre dekhne wale nu sanki rajveer ne maar ditta ab chalo bhi mennu puri filam dekhni hai suna hai veera ke pati ne laddu ka intzaam bhi kiya hai samose bhi hai biji
Ratan- kya samose bhi hai chalo chaiji samose bhi rakhe hai amrit ke damaad ne
Chaiji- aa bhi ja gunjan puttar wahan samose bhi hai or muft ki filam
Gunjan- chalo jaldi karo mere veerji hai hi one class
Ranvi- tera veer kiya kitta faltu pese barbad karta hai gunda kahinka or uska sanki bhai meri jaan ke dushman dono
Sampooran parivar nikal gaya tractor par or unke peechhe sampooran nihal ki aatma bhi shaktimaan ki tarha udke nikal gaye film dekhne.
Sukku- chhote sunn yahan sabse aage main bethunga mennu pata hai wo chasmadeed bhi yahi bethna chahega
Baldev- aapko lagta hai veerji ranvi ayega
Sukku- chhote muft ke laddu samose ke liye to sampooran chacha ki aatma bhi ayegi ye chasmadeed gawaah kya cheez hai
Balwant- ye ladka to mennu road par laker rahega iske pese koun dega
Bansuri- balwantji sab uska hi hai chori karke na lati to kangaal chhodna tha aapko aapke pyo ne itne saal wo aapnu paal raha aap use nahi galat femi main na raho.
Balwant- achcha ab bas karo meri bahu kitthe hai sone jesi or mera ladla damaad kitthe hai wo ayega bhi ya nahi 😭
Bansuri- aap to mandir bana lo bahu damaad ka or kirtan karo o rabba mahiya ke data karam karo humpe uff
Sampooran family aa gayi ranvi aage aake bethne laga sukku ne kursi kheech ke gira dita
Ranvi- veera biji chaiji gunjaaan dekh iss baldev ne kya kiya
Baldev- maine kya kiya
Veera- baldev teri himmat bhi kese huyi
Gunjan- veerji aap ye karne se pehle bhool gaye ki ranvi aapka jeeja hai
Ratan- baldev gusse main kuch bhi kar sakta hai ye nasamajg hai gusse main mere puttar nu gira diya
Chaiji- ye baldev bachpan se esa hai mere chhote chand ke pichhe pada rehta hai
Baldev- abe chup sabke sab maine kuch nahi kiya mirgi aayi hogi saale ko
Sampoo family haye mere puttar nu mirgi aa gayi
Veera- veerji ye kese hua aap nu
Sukku- ye lo meri juraab sungah do theek ho jayega kahin bhi girta rehta hai
Gunjan- lao lao soongh ranvi soongh
Ranvi- are theek haa main chhaddo mennu
Ratan chaiji ab to hum teerath jayenge humara puttar theek hai
Sab bethne main vyast hai sampoo nihal beth ke samose laddu kha rahe hai
Sab beth gaye tv ke aage or tv chali par galti se news channel chal gaya or usmain aa raha junoon ka vijeta chor
Anchor- gor se dekhiye iss bhole bhale singer ko iska naam ranvijay singh hai ye ek chor hai isne ek pratibhaavaan shayar ke geet ko churaya shayar ko bardash na hua usne aatma hatya karli ye chor nahi hatyara bhi hai
Sare pp walr shock ho gaye Beethoven ka dhyaan bas laddu par hai or bakiyo ka rona suru 😭
To be continued
Edited by ...-Riya-... - 10 years ago