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In today's episode, jab Lakhan tareefain kar raha hota hai Gayatri ki Rageshwari k saamnay keh main ek aurat ko jaanta hoon jo bahut hi acha kaam karay gi aur saath janamoon tak Ranaji ka saath nahi choray gi aur phir Rageshwari khush hokar usay kehti hai keh theek hai rakhlaitay hain usay kaam pe aur phir wo shukar kartay hoy chali jaati hai aur Lakhan smirk daita hoa usay dekhta chala jaata hai aur I was like "Bilkul bhi meray wala expression diya hai tumnay Cheetay, main bhi yehi soch rahi thi keh yeh churail isnay toh khudh hi apnay paao pe kulhaari maar di hai Gayatri ko rakh kar, abh wo aisa tikaay gi na keh roti roti jaay gi iss mehel se...!!! Dekhlaina yaarooon...Yeh Rageshwari jitni khush hai na abhi, saari iski hawaa nikalay gi Gayatri...!!!"
Phir dosri taraf Gayatri apni dhunn main pooja karti chali jaati hai aur Kunwarji aur Coca Cola aakay Guruji se shikayat kartay hain keh aap isay rokh kyun nahi rahay aur phir wo kehtay hain keh beech main aisay pooja ko rookhna upshugan hota hai aur phir Rageshwari bhi aajaati hai aur poochti hai keh kaun hai yeh aurat aur phir Gayatri ki pooja khtam hoti hai aur wo bahir nikalti hai mandir se keh Rageshwari uska baazooo pakar kar usay poochti hai keh humaray mandir main kia kar rahi thi aur phir humari Gayatri nay kia jawab diya, maza hi agaaya aur phir uska Gayatri se panga laina aur phir Lakhan ka beech main aana aur yeh kehna keh yeh meri behen hai jiskay baaray main aapse baat hoi thi aur phir Rageshwari apni taraf se bara ghussa dikhaati hai keh lay jaao isay aur phir usay push karnay k chakar main khud keechar main girr jaati hai, tab hi maine note kiya tha keh Lakhan sahi hansta hai likin phir rookh laita hai apni hansi aur phir Gayatri aka humari Savitri ka Rageshwari ko haath daina aur phir Rageshwari ka aur attitude dikhana aur kehna keh humain tum jaisi batameez naukraani nahi chaye hum apna khud khayaal rakh saktay hain aur phir wo chali jaati hai aur Gayatri usay Raniji Raniji bulaati reh jaati hai toh I was like "Welcome home Gayatri...Savitri bunn kar abh tum iss Rageshwari ko dikhaa daina keh tumse agar koi panga lay ga toh uska anjaam kaisa hoga aur uski ek jhalak indirectly Rageshwari nay bhi dekh hi li apnay mooh pe keechar lagwa kar...Kaafi suit kar raha tha wo keechar usay...I bari attitude dikahanay wali...Acha hoa jo giriii, churail yeh tevar kisi aur ko dikhana, Gayatri ko dikhaao gi toh yehi sila milay ga...Aur Savitri ko kaam pe nahi rakho gi toh bahut nuksaan hoga tumhara...Waisay tum usay na keh hi nahi sakti kyunkay Savitri hai hi itni achi...!!! Gayatri bas strong rehna aur chorhna matt isay abhh...Aur Lakhan thank you har moorh pe kharay rehnay k liye...!!! Aur subse bari baat toh yeh keh Gayatri nay mehel main aanay k foran baad subse pehlay pooja karli, abh kuch bura nahi hoga...Sub Gayatri k favor main hi hoga...!!!"
Jab Ranaji sevak pe naraaz horahay hotay hain keh tumhari itni himat keh tumnay humari neend khraab ki aur door se Gayatri ko shaid Ranaji ki awaaz ajaati hai toh wo bhi udher hi chali jaati hai aur phir jab Ranaji uss sevak ko maarnay hi lagtay hain keh Gayatri unka kooray maarnay wala haathyaar apnay haath se pakar laiti hai aur Ranaji jab peechay murh kar dekhtay hain toh dekhtay hi reh jaatay hain keh yeh kaun hai aur kiski itni himat hoi and all aur phir Savitri ka kehna sevak ko keh tu bhaag ja aur uska bhaagna aur Ranaji ka koray maarnay wali cheez ko apni taraf khechna aur Gayatri ka usko zorr se pakray rakhna dekh kar bara hi acha laga keh Gayatri kaafi strong lauti hai aur phir jab unho nay aur zorr se khechaaa toh Gayatri unki baaahooon main aajaati hai aur Savitri ka ghoonghat huth jaata hai aur phir unka eyelock aur issi tarha hi toh milay thay wo dono first time bhi hayyy wo sub pal Gayatri ka yaad karna bahut hi acha laga phir jab dono hosh main aye aur Ranaji ka Savitri ko daantna keh tumhari himat kaisay hoi humaray mujram ko bhaganay ki aur phir Gayatri ka unhain kehna keh neend tootay aapki aur kamar tootay taao ki aur phir Rageshwari ka beech main drama shoro hojaana aur phir Ranaji ko pta lagna keh yeh uski sevaa k liye i hai aur Ranaji ka kehna keh tumhain humse darr nahi lagta aur phir Gayatri ka kehna keh maar se darr nahi lagta, darr toh apnoon se laagay hai aur phir Ranaji ka apna haath uthana aur Gayatri ko maarnay hi lagna aur achanak rukh jaana aur phir Savitri ka unhain kehna keh rukh kyun gaay aur aap chaa kar bhi ghani bawri pe haath nahi utha sakay aur phir Ranaji ka faisla laina keh hum tumhain itni asaan saza nahi dain gain tumhain 7 days tak tikna hoga yahan aur agar tum haari aur na tikk paay toh tum khud apnay haathoon se kooray maaroo gi aur Gayatri ka kehna keh agar wo jeeti toh aur phir Ranaji ka kehna phir tumhari naukri pakki aur phir Gayatri ka kehna YEH BAAT...
I was like "Hayyy meri Gayatri...Kitnay din baad 'Yeh baat' sunnay ko mil raha hai...Ranaji aapko ho kia gaya hai, hosh main aye pleeease, aap aisay nahi thay, pta nahi gandi suhbat main reh reh kar khud ka dimaagh lagta hai ghoom sa gaya hai aur jab aapnay Gayatri pe haath uthayaa tha toh uss waqt Lakhan k shakal dekhnay wali thi wo aisay dekh raha tha jaisay abhi bol paray keh apnay pyaar pe haath kaisay uthaa saktay ho Ranaji? Akhir rukh hi gae na aap...Such main Ranaji aap Gayatri pe toh haath utha hi nahi saktay aur waisay bhi aurat pe haath nahi uthana chaye...Kabhi nahi...Aur Rageshwari saali tu mooh bunnd rakha kar apna...Jab Ranaji aur Gayatri beech main baat kar rahay ho na toh beech main taang araanay ki zarorat nahi hai tujhe...Bari pyari hai humari ghani baawri...Yeh subko theek karkay hi choray gi...Aur budhi tu jo khari tamasha dekh rahi hai na subse pehlay toh tu hi jaay gi phir baaqi saaray niklay gain...Gayatri I hope tum yeh 7 days wala challenge jeeto aur Ranaji ko jaldi se theek kardo...Mujhe hai k agar toh wo goli nikal jaati hai toh aur bhi acha hai warna inhain toh pta nahi har waqt torture hi milta rahay ga...Gayatri Ranaji ki goli ka bhi koi ilaaaj sochna tum pleeease...Kyunkay inn saari mehel ki churailoon k saath saath yeh goli bhi ek bahut bara factor hai jo Ranaji ko tang kiye hoy hai...Toh zara dayhaan se dekhlaina...!!!"😳😳😳
Phir mehel k unduur jab Gayatri Coca Cola ko hawa day rahi hoti hai wo mini fan se aur phir Coca Cola se kuch info lainay ki koshish kar hi rahi hoti hai makhan laga kar keh Rageshwari ajaati hai aur wo kuch pta hi ni kar paati hai aur phir Rageshwari ka kehna keh tum Raja se lay kar naukroon tak k liye sub k liye khaana khud hi banao gi aur phir Gayatri ka iss baat ko lay kar khush hona keh itnay din baad aaj wo khud khaana banaay gi Ranaji k liye toh I was like "Haan Gayatri bas acha sa banana jaisay tum humesha se acha banati i ho, aur yeh Rageshwari churail agar thori aur dair se i hoti na toh aaj yeh Coca Cola zaroor kuch na kuch bukk hi daiti...Baray hi kharaab timings hain teray Rageshwari...Such main tujhe toh maarnay ka dil karta hai...Likin khair abhi toh Gayatri Savitri bunn kar teray upper aisay aisay tandav karay gi na saali tu toh bas pareshaan hoti reh jaay gi likin tujhe pta nahi chalay ga keh kaun teray saath kab kia kia kar raha hai😈...Aur issi pagal punn main I hope tu sub bukk day aur Gayatri sub theek karday...I hope CVs kuch aisa dikhaao aap...!!!"😊😊😊
Phir aata hai dining table wala scene, jab Ranaji aatay hain aur khaana khaatay hain aur unhain khaana kaafi pasand aata hai aur wo bakshish daina chahtay hain jisnay acha banaya aur phir Savitri khushi khushi maangnay ajaati hai tab hi wo saara khaana jo unki plate main hota hai wo phenk k uth k chalay jaatay hain aur Gayatri hairaan reh jaati hai keh khaanay ki itni izat karnay wala aaj aisay kaisay khaanay ki bezti kar k chala gaya aur phir Rageshwari ka kehna k isay saaf karo toh I was like "Tujhse na karwa lay yeh saaf hain!!!? Ranaji itni bhi kia ego problem hai aapko...Aray jab usnay itna acha khaana banaya hai toh aapko usay kuch daina chaye likin nahi apni ego zaada pyaari hai aapko issi liye itna tevar dikhaya aapnay...Hud hi hai waisay...Gayatri tum thandi rehna pleeease kyunkay agar ek aag ho toh dosray ko toh thanda rehna hi parhta hai usay seedha karnay k liye...Mujhe poora yaqeen hai keh tum jald hi Ranaji ki aqal ko thikanay laga do gi...Aur jald hi wo seedhay hojain gain...Bas bharoosa rakho apnay pyaar pe...!!!"
Aur phir Gayatri ka Lakhan se yeh sub discuss karna keh wo toh aisay nahi thay and all aur wo baat kar hi rahi thi keh peechay se budhi arahi thi aur phir jab ajaati hai toh Savitri bunn kar wo budhi ko chakhma day kar chali jaati hai toh I was like "Gayatri sambhal kar rehna yeh budhi ka koi bharoosa nahi, kia pta baad main tum pe bhi nazar rakhay hoy ho, toh jo bhi karna soch samaj k karna...Kuch ghalat matt karna...Warna agar iss budhi ko pta chala na toh bas phir saara plan flop hojaay ga...Aur budhi tu Savitri ki fikar na kar kyunkay abh yeh teri fikar karnay agai hai...!!!"😉😉😉
Aur akhir main jab Gayatri sevakoon k saath beth kar khaanay khaa rahi hoti hai aur unse kisi tarha Rajmata aur mehel k haalaat k baray main poochna chaa rahi hoti hi hai likin koi usay kuch khaas btata nahi hai toh wo dobara try karti hai likin phir Ranaji beech main aajatay hain aur phir sub sevak kharay hojaatay hain aur wo khari nahi hoti aur phir wo food k aatmaan karnay wali baat Ranaji ko tikaati hai aur Ranaji phir pehlay toh halka sa ek guilty wala expression daitay hain phir usay kamray main bulaaatay aur phir drama khtam iss baat pe hota keh Gayatri sochti hai keh wo itnay badal kaisay saktay hain toh I was like "Gayatri abh tum agai ho na toh bas yeh jo pehlay baray pyaar karnay walay thay na main jaanti hoon tum inko waisa dobaara zaroor bana do gi...Bas khyaal rakhna keh yeh Rageshwari aur budhi zada taang na arraain likin wo arraain gi kyunkay unka kaam hi yehi hai, Ranaji pleeease aap acha toh kuch yaad karnay ki koshish karo apni Gayatri ka, wo kabhi buri thi hi nahi...Aur Gayatri bas jaisay abhi tak tumhain koi nahi pehchaan saka hai agay bhi koi nahi pehchaan saka ga tab tak jab tak tum khud na chaahoo, aur subse pehla kaam tum abhi iss sub k baad yeh karna keh Rajmata ko bahir nikaalna, ek baar tumhain pta chal gaya na toh bas phir sub set hojaay ga...Aur ek baar Rajmata bahir agai na toh budhi wo teen mil kar teray upper jo bomb pe bomb phorray gay na keh tu toh bas bhunn k reh jaay gi...!!!"😆😆😆
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Phir dosri taraf Gayatri apni dhunn main pooja karti chali jaati hai aur Kunwarji aur Coca Cola aakay Guruji se shikayat kartay hain keh aap isay rokh kyun nahi rahay aur phir wo kehtay hain keh beech main aisay pooja ko rookhna upshugan hota hai aur phir Rageshwari bhi aajaati hai aur poochti hai keh kaun hai yeh aurat aur phir Gayatri ki pooja khtam hoti hai aur wo bahir nikalti hai mandir se keh Rageshwari uska baazooo pakar kar usay poochti hai keh humaray mandir main kia kar rahi thi aur phir humari Gayatri nay kia jawab diya, maza hi agaaya aur phir uska Gayatri se panga laina aur phir Lakhan ka beech main aana aur yeh kehna keh yeh meri behen hai jiskay baaray main aapse baat hoi thi aur phir Rageshwari apni taraf se bara ghussa dikhaati hai keh lay jaao isay aur phir usay push karnay k chakar main khud keechar main girr jaati hai, tab hi maine note kiya tha keh Lakhan sahi hansta hai likin phir rookh laita hai apni hansi aur phir Gayatri aka humari Savitri ka Rageshwari ko haath daina aur phir Rageshwari ka aur attitude dikhana aur kehna keh humain tum jaisi batameez naukraani nahi chaye hum apna khud khayaal rakh saktay hain aur phir wo chali jaati hai aur Gayatri usay Raniji Raniji bulaati reh jaati hai toh I was like "Welcome home Gayatri...Savitri bunn kar abh tum iss Rageshwari ko dikhaa daina keh tumse agar koi panga lay ga toh uska anjaam kaisa hoga aur uski ek jhalak indirectly Rageshwari nay bhi dekh hi li apnay mooh pe keechar lagwa kar...Kaafi suit kar raha tha wo keechar usay...I bari attitude dikahanay wali...Acha hoa jo giriii, churail yeh tevar kisi aur ko dikhana, Gayatri ko dikhaao gi toh yehi sila milay ga...Aur Savitri ko kaam pe nahi rakho gi toh bahut nuksaan hoga tumhara...Waisay tum usay na keh hi nahi sakti kyunkay Savitri hai hi itni achi...!!! Gayatri bas strong rehna aur chorhna matt isay abhh...Aur Lakhan thank you har moorh pe kharay rehnay k liye...!!! Aur subse bari baat toh yeh keh Gayatri nay mehel main aanay k foran baad subse pehlay pooja karli, abh kuch bura nahi hoga...Sub Gayatri k favor main hi hoga...!!!"
Jab Ranaji sevak pe naraaz horahay hotay hain keh tumhari itni himat keh tumnay humari neend khraab ki aur door se Gayatri ko shaid Ranaji ki awaaz ajaati hai toh wo bhi udher hi chali jaati hai aur phir jab Ranaji uss sevak ko maarnay hi lagtay hain keh Gayatri unka kooray maarnay wala haathyaar apnay haath se pakar laiti hai aur Ranaji jab peechay murh kar dekhtay hain toh dekhtay hi reh jaatay hain keh yeh kaun hai aur kiski itni himat hoi and all aur phir Savitri ka kehna sevak ko keh tu bhaag ja aur uska bhaagna aur Ranaji ka koray maarnay wali cheez ko apni taraf khechna aur Gayatri ka usko zorr se pakray rakhna dekh kar bara hi acha laga keh Gayatri kaafi strong lauti hai aur phir jab unho nay aur zorr se khechaaa toh Gayatri unki baaahooon main aajaati hai aur Savitri ka ghoonghat huth jaata hai aur phir unka eyelock aur issi tarha hi toh milay thay wo dono first time bhi hayyy wo sub pal Gayatri ka yaad karna bahut hi acha laga phir jab dono hosh main aye aur Ranaji ka Savitri ko daantna keh tumhari himat kaisay hoi humaray mujram ko bhaganay ki aur phir Gayatri ka unhain kehna keh neend tootay aapki aur kamar tootay taao ki aur phir Rageshwari ka beech main drama shoro hojaana aur phir Ranaji ko pta lagna keh yeh uski sevaa k liye i hai aur Ranaji ka kehna keh tumhain humse darr nahi lagta aur phir Gayatri ka kehna keh maar se darr nahi lagta, darr toh apnoon se laagay hai aur phir Ranaji ka apna haath uthana aur Gayatri ko maarnay hi lagna aur achanak rukh jaana aur phir Savitri ka unhain kehna keh rukh kyun gaay aur aap chaa kar bhi ghani bawri pe haath nahi utha sakay aur phir Ranaji ka faisla laina keh hum tumhain itni asaan saza nahi dain gain tumhain 7 days tak tikna hoga yahan aur agar tum haari aur na tikk paay toh tum khud apnay haathoon se kooray maaroo gi aur Gayatri ka kehna keh agar wo jeeti toh aur phir Ranaji ka kehna phir tumhari naukri pakki aur phir Gayatri ka kehna YEH BAAT...
I was like "Hayyy meri Gayatri...Kitnay din baad 'Yeh baat' sunnay ko mil raha hai...Ranaji aapko ho kia gaya hai, hosh main aye pleeease, aap aisay nahi thay, pta nahi gandi suhbat main reh reh kar khud ka dimaagh lagta hai ghoom sa gaya hai aur jab aapnay Gayatri pe haath uthayaa tha toh uss waqt Lakhan k shakal dekhnay wali thi wo aisay dekh raha tha jaisay abhi bol paray keh apnay pyaar pe haath kaisay uthaa saktay ho Ranaji? Akhir rukh hi gae na aap...Such main Ranaji aap Gayatri pe toh haath utha hi nahi saktay aur waisay bhi aurat pe haath nahi uthana chaye...Kabhi nahi...Aur Rageshwari saali tu mooh bunnd rakha kar apna...Jab Ranaji aur Gayatri beech main baat kar rahay ho na toh beech main taang araanay ki zarorat nahi hai tujhe...Bari pyari hai humari ghani baawri...Yeh subko theek karkay hi choray gi...Aur budhi tu jo khari tamasha dekh rahi hai na subse pehlay toh tu hi jaay gi phir baaqi saaray niklay gain...Gayatri I hope tum yeh 7 days wala challenge jeeto aur Ranaji ko jaldi se theek kardo...Mujhe hai k agar toh wo goli nikal jaati hai toh aur bhi acha hai warna inhain toh pta nahi har waqt torture hi milta rahay ga...Gayatri Ranaji ki goli ka bhi koi ilaaaj sochna tum pleeease...Kyunkay inn saari mehel ki churailoon k saath saath yeh goli bhi ek bahut bara factor hai jo Ranaji ko tang kiye hoy hai...Toh zara dayhaan se dekhlaina...!!!"😳😳😳
Phir mehel k unduur jab Gayatri Coca Cola ko hawa day rahi hoti hai wo mini fan se aur phir Coca Cola se kuch info lainay ki koshish kar hi rahi hoti hai makhan laga kar keh Rageshwari ajaati hai aur wo kuch pta hi ni kar paati hai aur phir Rageshwari ka kehna keh tum Raja se lay kar naukroon tak k liye sub k liye khaana khud hi banao gi aur phir Gayatri ka iss baat ko lay kar khush hona keh itnay din baad aaj wo khud khaana banaay gi Ranaji k liye toh I was like "Haan Gayatri bas acha sa banana jaisay tum humesha se acha banati i ho, aur yeh Rageshwari churail agar thori aur dair se i hoti na toh aaj yeh Coca Cola zaroor kuch na kuch bukk hi daiti...Baray hi kharaab timings hain teray Rageshwari...Such main tujhe toh maarnay ka dil karta hai...Likin khair abhi toh Gayatri Savitri bunn kar teray upper aisay aisay tandav karay gi na saali tu toh bas pareshaan hoti reh jaay gi likin tujhe pta nahi chalay ga keh kaun teray saath kab kia kia kar raha hai😈...Aur issi pagal punn main I hope tu sub bukk day aur Gayatri sub theek karday...I hope CVs kuch aisa dikhaao aap...!!!"😊😊😊
Phir aata hai dining table wala scene, jab Ranaji aatay hain aur khaana khaatay hain aur unhain khaana kaafi pasand aata hai aur wo bakshish daina chahtay hain jisnay acha banaya aur phir Savitri khushi khushi maangnay ajaati hai tab hi wo saara khaana jo unki plate main hota hai wo phenk k uth k chalay jaatay hain aur Gayatri hairaan reh jaati hai keh khaanay ki itni izat karnay wala aaj aisay kaisay khaanay ki bezti kar k chala gaya aur phir Rageshwari ka kehna k isay saaf karo toh I was like "Tujhse na karwa lay yeh saaf hain!!!? Ranaji itni bhi kia ego problem hai aapko...Aray jab usnay itna acha khaana banaya hai toh aapko usay kuch daina chaye likin nahi apni ego zaada pyaari hai aapko issi liye itna tevar dikhaya aapnay...Hud hi hai waisay...Gayatri tum thandi rehna pleeease kyunkay agar ek aag ho toh dosray ko toh thanda rehna hi parhta hai usay seedha karnay k liye...Mujhe poora yaqeen hai keh tum jald hi Ranaji ki aqal ko thikanay laga do gi...Aur jald hi wo seedhay hojain gain...Bas bharoosa rakho apnay pyaar pe...!!!"
Aur phir Gayatri ka Lakhan se yeh sub discuss karna keh wo toh aisay nahi thay and all aur wo baat kar hi rahi thi keh peechay se budhi arahi thi aur phir jab ajaati hai toh Savitri bunn kar wo budhi ko chakhma day kar chali jaati hai toh I was like "Gayatri sambhal kar rehna yeh budhi ka koi bharoosa nahi, kia pta baad main tum pe bhi nazar rakhay hoy ho, toh jo bhi karna soch samaj k karna...Kuch ghalat matt karna...Warna agar iss budhi ko pta chala na toh bas phir saara plan flop hojaay ga...Aur budhi tu Savitri ki fikar na kar kyunkay abh yeh teri fikar karnay agai hai...!!!"😉😉😉
Aur akhir main jab Gayatri sevakoon k saath beth kar khaanay khaa rahi hoti hai aur unse kisi tarha Rajmata aur mehel k haalaat k baray main poochna chaa rahi hoti hi hai likin koi usay kuch khaas btata nahi hai toh wo dobara try karti hai likin phir Ranaji beech main aajatay hain aur phir sub sevak kharay hojaatay hain aur wo khari nahi hoti aur phir wo food k aatmaan karnay wali baat Ranaji ko tikaati hai aur Ranaji phir pehlay toh halka sa ek guilty wala expression daitay hain phir usay kamray main bulaaatay aur phir drama khtam iss baat pe hota keh Gayatri sochti hai keh wo itnay badal kaisay saktay hain toh I was like "Gayatri abh tum agai ho na toh bas yeh jo pehlay baray pyaar karnay walay thay na main jaanti hoon tum inko waisa dobaara zaroor bana do gi...Bas khyaal rakhna keh yeh Rageshwari aur budhi zada taang na arraain likin wo arraain gi kyunkay unka kaam hi yehi hai, Ranaji pleeease aap acha toh kuch yaad karnay ki koshish karo apni Gayatri ka, wo kabhi buri thi hi nahi...Aur Gayatri bas jaisay abhi tak tumhain koi nahi pehchaan saka hai agay bhi koi nahi pehchaan saka ga tab tak jab tak tum khud na chaahoo, aur subse pehla kaam tum abhi iss sub k baad yeh karna keh Rajmata ko bahir nikaalna, ek baar tumhain pta chal gaya na toh bas phir sub set hojaay ga...Aur ek baar Rajmata bahir agai na toh budhi wo teen mil kar teray upper jo bomb pe bomb phorray gay na keh tu toh bas bhunn k reh jaay gi...!!!"😆😆😆
As far as the precap is concerned, my reaction is...
"😛"...
Do share your thoughts guys😳😳😳
Thank you so much🤗🤗🤗
Cricket
