Phir jab Rajmata subko hall main bula kar kehti hain keh humain royal invitation aaya hai toh humain jaana hi hoga aur hum subko jaana hoga Ranaji toh jaa nahi paain gain kyunkay unkay kamar main dard hai aur phir Ranaji ka kehna keh haan humain dard hai toh I was like "Wait?! WHAT?!?! CVs aap humaray saath kyun khel rahay ho? Drama jab kal end hoa tha toh Ranaji full on Rageshwari k spell main thay aur ab achanak theek kaisay hogae? Uff...Koi toh sahi sense wali cheez dikhaao ajeeb hi ho...Ab wo kal coffee peenay k baad toh full on Rageshwari Rageshwari kar rahay thay achanak sub ghaib kaisay hogaya? Matlab itni bhi zada chorhni nahi chayee CVs...Zada hogaya hai...!!! No logic at all...No logic...!!!"🤔🤔🤔
Phir jab Gayatri kehti hai keh main bhi rukh jaati hoon Ranaji ki kamar ko theek karnay k liye toh I was like "Good decision Gayatri"...Phir jab Rageshwari beech main bol pari keh main bhi rukooon gi toh I was like "Tujhe Rajmata toh khaas bahir nikalay gi tu dekhlaina, kyun rukay gi tu...Awain? Chal chal dafa ho iss mehel se waisay bhi tera koi hai ni ab yahan...!!!" Phir Rajmata ka kehna keh sub jain aur budhi ko bhi jis tarha convince kiya toh I was like "Yeh baat...Budhi tera toh baap bhi jae ga...I thi bari rukhnay wali...Chal zada bahanay na maar aur seedhay se chal Rajmata k saath warna Rajmata ko tujhe ghaseet k lay k jaanay main zara bhi problem nahi hogi...!!! Toh sharafat se pooch rahiin hain chal do warna tu toh gai kaam se phir budhi...!!!"
Jab saaray chalay jaatay hain aur Rajmata jis tarha Gayatri ko chairhti hain keh ab shaid aaj teesra diya bhi jal jae toh I was like "Aww Rajmata aap toh baray naughty horahay ho...Aapki yeh baat I hope jald such hojae..." Aur Gayatri sharmaati hoi reh jaati hai...!
Phir jab Ranaji apnay kamar main haath rakhtay hoy kehtay hain Gayatri ko keh humari maalish kardijye toh I was like "Naughty naughty...Ranaji aap toh aaj mood main lag rahay ho...Kia baat hai bahut jaldi hai kuch karnay ki...!!!"😉😉😆
Jab budhi aur Rageshwari ko tension hoti hai keh ab kia hoga aur wo darwazay pe hotay hain aur Rajmata budhi ko kehti hai keh chalain aur phir budhi ka bahana keh uska pait theek nahi hai and all aur wo phir chali jaati hai aur Rageshwari ko bhi kuch idea aata hai aur wo bhi ghaib hojaati hai toh I was like "Ufff...Ab yeh budhi phir kuch panga na lay lay...Aur Rageshwari tu kahan ja rahi hai, ja aur chup kar k gaari main beth ja...Warna acha nahi hoga...!!! I will kill you both agar phir kuch bakwaas idea lay kar i tum dono...!!!"😡😡😡
Phir Ranaji ka Gayatri k liye room decorate karna aur Gayatri ka kehna keh aapko dard hi nahi, iska matlab aap jhoot bol rahay thay, main jhootoon se baat nahi karti aur phir Ranaji ka Gayatri ko baray mazay se kehna keh naik kaam k liye jhoot bola jae toh wo such se bhi barh kar hota hai aur phir unka kehna keh hum karkay btaay ya bol k toh I was like "OMG!!! Aaap toh bahut zada naughty horahay ho...Ab bechari bhaag bhi nahi sakti kyunkay unho nay pakar kar jo rakha hoa hai Gayatri...Gayatri aaj toh tum gai...!!!" Aur phir Ranaji ka kehna keh humari maalish karnay k liye humaray buttons kholiyeee aur budhi sub dekh rahi thi chupkay se aur embarrass horahi thi toh I was like "Haan toh dekh hi kyun rahi hai, chali ja na...Kis na kaha hai dekhnay ko...Tu panga laitii hi kyun ho...Chal bhaag yahan se aur inn dono ko dekhna bunnd karo...Just GET OUT...!!! SHOOO SHOOO...!!! Aur Ranaji jahan tak aapki baat hai aap kay baaray main main kia kahoon aap toh aaj aisi form main ho keh bechari Gayatri ko ek dum embarrass kar k hi choro gay...Hehe...!!!"😆😆😆
Aur phir budhi ka wo koylay main dobara se powder daal daina ek distraction create kardaina dono k liye aur phir jab dhuwaan aana shoro hoa kamray main aur Gayatri usay bhujanay bahir gai kyunkay Ranaji khaans rahay thay tab hi budhi ko mauka mil gaya wo Gayatri k baisan main wohi jaadu wala powder milanay ka toh I was like "Kia iss powder ki poori factory hi kia teray paas budhi? Yeh jaadu wala powder toh khtam honay ka naam hi nahi laita, pta nahi kyun...Ajeeb hi hai...!!! Aur Gayatri tumhain Ranaji ko chor k jaanay ki kia zarorat thi...Yeh area chor kar kamray main lay jaati Ranaji ko...Simple...Bas akela nahi karna chaye tha unhain...Na tum jaati aur na unhain mauka milta...!!! Shit...AB pta nahi kia hoga...Budhi tujhe toh main yeh baisan laga daiti hoon mooh pe aur ismain zeher mila kar tera saara chehra bigaar doon gi...Kaash aisay ideas CVs k paas hotay taakay kuch toh positivity nazar aati...Huhh...Ajeeb hi hogaya hai sub...!!!"
Phir jab saara dhuwaan khtam hojaata hai aur Gayatri Ranaji ko baisan laga rahi hoti hai aur do jaga lagati hai phir uth jaati hai toh Ranaji peechay se pakar laitay hain wo baisan wala bowl girr jaata hai toh I was like "Chalo ab itnay se laganay se I hope kuch farq na paray...CVs pleeease...Ab itnay se kuch nahi hona chayeee...Poora nahi lagaya usnay...!!!" Phir jab dosri taraf Rajmata aur Swarna khush horahi hoti hai keh unho nay Rageshwari k saath bara hi acha kiya tab hi dosri taraf RaGa ko music ki awaaz aati hai aur Ranaji Rageshwari ki taraf attract hona shoro hojaatay hain aur vash dobara activate hojaata hai toh I was like "Lo g...Toh jab bowl ek dafa gira k dikhaaa diya tha CVs toh phir dobara uska asar dikhanay ki kia zarorat thi? Bowl giraya matlab asar nahi hona chaye tha na toh phir kyun hoa...Hate you CVs...!!! Dimaagh kharaab ho chuka tum logoo ka...Matlab unhain thori dair romance toh karnay daitay...!!!"
Phir jab wo Rageshwari k saath shoro hogae aur Gayatri bechari rotay hoy chali gai aur phir jab Ranaji Rageshwari k paas aa hi rahay thay toh uska kehna keh Gayatri ko maar dijiyeee aur phir udher hi drama khtam toh I was like "Saali tujhe na maar doon main issi knife se...Teri aisi ki taisi...Teri itni himat jo tu nay Gayatri ko maarwanay ka socha...Tera bhai zinda hota na toh zaroor tujhe thappar na sahi likin khud zaroor wo knife khaa jaata jo tu Gayatri k liye utha rahi hai...Ranaji HOSH MAIN AAAYEEE...PLEEEASE...!!! Aisa na ho keh bahut dair hojae...!!!"😭😭😭
As far as the precap is concerned, my reaction is..."Bhaagiyee Rajmata Bhaagiyeee"...
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