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This post is very special to me for this is where I invented Samla. 😆
When it had been difficult for Raghav to stay away from kalpi, he finally made his mind to divorce Pakhi and marry the love of his life. He was daydreaming about his first night with kalpi when pakhi walked into his cabin with a 3 feet long lunchbox. When she entered raghav was kissing and licking kalpi's stomach and she was moaning in his dream so he couldn't realize Pakhi's presence. 😆
Pakhi smiled ogling his face, "Why are you so delicious Raghav!? You have no idea how dificult it is for me to play friendship-friendship with you while am dying to play golden night-golden night instead. Oh God!what am I gonna do in our golden night? Do girls sit on bed or the floor or... Shit! I need someone's help urgently.Yes! kamla maa. They seem truly and madly in love with each other." She imagined vithla's first night where, in first scene kamla feeding vithal her handmade poha whereas in second- Vitthal was lying as airless tyre beneath Kamla. She coughed, jerking that horrifying thought away.
The unwanted sound brought Raghav back into the real world. He saw pakhi and his nose spontaneously turned up at her, "Pakhi? what are you doing here?"
Pakhi gave him a full battisi smile, "Raghav I brought your favourite lunch." She said putting the lunch box up on the table.
Raghav said, "Oh, it's good that you came, I wanna talk something serious."
Pakhi once again gave him a full teeth smile, " Is everything alright my lo...urgh, Raghav? You look quite worried. Tell me what's wrong?"
Raghav: "Everything will be automatically alright pakhi, after our divorce."
Pakhi: "What! divorce?"
Raghav: "Yes divorce. I' m tired of this futile, meaningless marriage. I want divorce so that I can start a fresh life with my Kalpi."
Pirated urmila had been ready as well as eager to jump out, once she heard the word 'Divorce' "And what about me raghav?"
Raghav: "You're young,educated and smart m sure you can find a suitable partner."
Pakhi's face, her eyes, her expression went dangerous. She shouted, "Here l'm planning for our golden night and you are talking about our divorce.how could you raghav!?"
Raghav: "pakhi listen..."
Pakhi : "No you listen carefully. I would rather die than leave you and watch you marrying that low grade chawl wali ."
Raghav : "Ok, Let's fulfill your wish.
Raghav called ramu and ordered him to bring a thick iron rod from store room.
Handsome ramu came into his cabin with a long iron rod in his hand.
Raghav said to ramu, "Ramu kill this rubbish woman with the rod."
Pakhi laughed, a cunning laugh, "Have you lost your mind Raghav! Look at Ramu he can't even kill a mosquito ."
Ramu said, "Pakhi is right sir and what are you saying? Kill pakhi?!
"Yes kill her. She deliberately wants to make my life a living hell.I'm your boss and it's my order" Raghav shouted, hitting the table with his fist.
Ramu stood there helpless and Pakhi so cool and calm.
Ramu: "But Sir how can i kill pakhi when I love her very much?"
Pakhi : What! What! What!
Chatak
Pakhi slapped ramu and yelled at him, "How dare you say that Ramu! Have you ever seen your face in mirror? You're not even worthy of my shoe!"
Ramu looked at her with wide eyes, his right hand resting on his left cheek;where she had she slapped him.
Raghav said "Ramu see, this chudail can never let anyone live happily. Please kill her, no one else is watching you. I could have done this shubh kaam by myself, but I can't leave the city, and you know how strict mumbai police and their investigation is. I promise to give you 10 crore rupess in return for your favour. You can start a new, better life somewhere far away from mumbai.
"10 crore!" Ramu said raising his eye brows.
"Yes 10..." tannn... before raghav could complete his sentence ramu had hit pakhi's head hard with the rod. Pakhi died on the spot.
Ramu smiled deceitfully, *Goodbye pakhi! No doubt you were hot but with 10 crore I can win your super hot mom. Mmm... she was looking dam sexy when last time I saw her outside a mall with you.*
Raghav gave ramu 10 crore cash and his new, white luxury car.
Mumbai Police is still working on Pakhi murder case.
Ramu kidnapped Neetu when she was going to parlour,nearby singhania chawl to get her hands and feet buffed after stealing money from the temple at kamla's home.😆 While she had been stealing money, bappa blessed her-enough of stealing money neetu, your prince is about to come in your life. He will drench you completely in his love and money.
Neetu shouted,protested and rejected ramu's marriage proposal at first but showered him with 10 crore kisses when ramu told her that he had crores, and showed her the bag of 10 crore rupees.
Neither sahil could find neetu nor he had money to hire private eye. His life had become miserable. He lost his daughter and wife on the same day by virtue of the same man. (Jai ho baba Ramu ki)
Sahil was too weak to handle the pain and control his life since that dreadful day. Kamla bai had been taking care of his food, clothes and shelter since then. One day when sahil was all by himself in the house, having desi wine to avoid Neetu's memories which had filled his heart with unbearable pain. He had gulped two peg till now. After making his third peg- a mix of half cola and half wine, he felt the need of some snacks. He searched Kamla bai's kitchen, but there was only a particle of poha in a wok in the name of snacks. He hid the bottle of wine under the table and went out to purchase some salty snacks.
A very tired Kamla bai came back from market after some time. "Haila! Cola!" kamla jumped for joy like a kid, seeing the glass of cola. She gulped down the liquid in a second." Ahhh! A chilled drink means coca cola."
Sahil entered the house. His eyes widened when they saw Kamla wearing neetu's sexy nightie, torn in different places because of the size difference between them.
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She was moving round and round and round senseless, her arms stretched out to the side.
Sahil heard, She was singing,
Ye duniya, ye duniya pittal di
Ye duniya pittal di
Oo baby doll main sone di
Baby doll mai sone di
Before sahil could react or say something he saw her coming toward him sexily her legs little shaky, her eyes intoxicating, her hips swinging left and right. She stood in front of him. Soon she wrapped her bare arms around his neck and rested her head on his chest "oh Vitthal. I love you so...so much. nobody is in the house except us, We hardly get such golden chance to celebrate golden night. Let's have some fun baby." she said before planting a kiss on his chest over his shirt. "kam...mmm..." before sahil could even start speaking kamla put her lips on his. Sahil was taken aback at first but he was under the effect of cocktail, a mix of kamla's hot and sexy body, neetu's pain and wine intoxication. He lost his control and pressed his lips against hers very hungrily.
They gasped for air after 20 minutes(yes 20 minutes! Extraordinary kiss of extraordinary Kamla bai)😆
"Ohhh, vitthal my lion! 😃You have never kissed me so passionately before." Kamla whispered, her eyes closed, She opened them slowly and frowned at him "What happened to you vitthal? You became so fat! Where has your hair gone vitthal?" Kamla asked, rubbing her hand over his head. And sahil, He didn't care she was drunk, he didn't care she was mistaking him for vitthal, he just didn't care about anything. His half conscious state and need overcame his senses and he ripped off her already torn nightie which could barely cover her body. And then he took all his clothes off.
And They made love on the floor. Yes, on the floor as the only bed in her house was not strong and large enough to carry the kabaddi match between kamla and sahil over it. And the sofa where kalpi used to sleep 🤣( what else I can say about it)
It was a sizzling, steamy, on fire sex. Sahi had never felt that much satisfied with Neetu. He remarked how true her words were, The whole world is brass in comparison with the golden beauty of kamla bai.
Having finished their zhingalala (lovemaking), they slept in each other's arms like a single soul inhabiting two bodies.☺️
Vitthal returned home only to get the shock of his life. As soon as he saw Sahil and Kamla in such a shameless state he fainted 😲. He is still in coma, in a hospital.
This scene holds a message-
Lock the door when you play the kabaddii indoor. It can save someone's life.
Samla(sahil-kamla) bought a king size bed, strong enough to bear the weight of four people.😆
Neetu married ramu without divorcing Sahil. It was Reetu's (ramu-neetu) first night. Ramu leaned towards her lips but neetu placed her finger on his lips thus stopped him. Ramu frowned then grinnned"Don't worry sexy! my mouth doesn't stink and I have just used mouth wash." Neetu laughed, pulling his left cheek with her right hand before she said "Oh my rock star ramu, I will shower you millions of kisses but you have to transfer 5k crore in my account. After all I am your wife and I've equal right in your property." "When did I say I've 10 thousand crore?" Ramu asked, shrugging his shoulders. Before neetu could reply he said "Oh I see! Babes I think you misheard, I'd said 10 crore not 10 thousand crore." Neetu's eyes widened and jaw dropped in shock. Ramu put his finger beneath her chin, lifted it up he closed her mouth "Close your mouth wifey, I don't want you to eat mosquitoes. They taste disgusting!"
Neetu's situation was like, ' Going America reached China'. 😆
Ramu felt like needles are poking his heart, seeing the watery eyes of his lovely bride. He hugged her tight giving her the much needed emotional as well as physical comfort. "Don't be sad my love." He whispered , breaking the embrace. He cupped her face in his hands, looking lovingly into her eyes he said "You want 10k crore? Right?" Neetu nodded, breathing slowly and deeply through the nose, controlling her tears. Ramu gave her a soft smile before giving a soft kiss on her cheek. "I can start my own construction bussiness and convert 10 crore into 10k crore. I have earned required experience watching raghav,kalpana and samy making project plans and presentaion and forget 10k crore, I'm considerably richer and better than your ex husband anda (egg) Sahil. One big anda in his account and one on his head.
Neetu giggled, "My funny Ramu, you are right indeed!"
She fisted his shirt and pulled him closer , her voice became a husky, erotic whisper "Oohhh... Ramu! Come, show me your jalwa.tell me how it feels like to be loved and caressed by a man having hair on his head." 😆
Fully aroused Ramu whispered huskily in her ear, "Yeah baby! Are you ready for a palang tod ride(non-stop lovemaking) with Ramu hmmm?"
Neetu closed her eyes, smiling shyly. She lifted her chin up, offered her glossy lips to him for a glossy kiss.
Ramu said, "Oh yeah neetu! my darling, let us be one! I snatched your daughter from you so I would like to give you another; our daughter. We will call her Rakhi."
"Rakhi!?" Neetu shrieked, wrinkling her nose up.
"Yes, Rakhi; Pakhi's sister,Ramu's princess Rakhi." Ramu said, looking intently at her.
"Ok ramu my 'Crore Pati' as you wish!" Neetu said, smiling wide.
Ramu pushed her down gently on the bed, his eyes lingered on her sexy curves. Unable to hold himself any longer, he leaned down to her to plant the seed of rakhi.😆
THE END
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