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My lovely shovely forum friends kahi aur kyu jana aao hamare Samla hai naa.😃
Maya: Kamla ke baapu, hamari beti ab sayani(young) ho gayi hai, tanik koi ladka dekho uski shaadi ke liye.😊
Prem: Hain, ye kab hua?! Kamla itni badi ho gayi, mujhe to pata hi nahi chala.😲
Maya: Kya baat karte ho Kamla ke baapu?! roz to dekhte ho aap Kamla ko? 😕
Prem: Arey Kamal ki Amma, uuh kya hai naa, Kamla to badi ho gayi lekin uuuh ke Kapde badhne ki jagah chote hote gaye. Phle tumrih banai hui wo lambi lambi fraaak(frock) phnti thi, lekin ab to uuuh chota chota ghagra phnti hai.
Maya: Arey uuuh ka ghagra nahi skirt bolte hai mini skirt.
Prem: Oh acha.
Maya: Tum bhi na kamla ke baapu uuuh to aj kal ka fashion hota hai. wo ka hai na hamari Kamla bht maadern hai naa.
Prem: Hmmm eeh sab uuh Manda ke saath ka natiza hai. wo khud to bigdi hui hi hi, hamari Kamla ko bhi bigad degi. Tum theek hi khti ho Kamla ki Amma, jawaan ladki khuli tizori ki tarah hti hai, aur hamari Kamla to kuch jyada hi khuli tizori hai, ab hame uske haath pile kar dene chaiye. waise mere office me hai ek ladka, usa naam Ramu hai. Mere ko lagta hai wo theek rahega hamari Kamla ke liye.
Maya: Acha!!😃 uuuh kaa karta hai?
Prem: Arey uuuh Peon hai.
Maya: Kaa!!😲 eeh tum kaa kh rahe ho Kamla ke baapu. hamari KAmla ko to ek mutthi aasmaan chaiye, uske sapne bht bade hai. wo kbhi ek peon se shaadi nahi karegi!
Prem: To kisse karegi?😕
Maya: Uh to hamka nahi pata. lekin tumhare malik uuh ka naaam hai unka haan Raghav seth. unka beta hai na Sahil, tum uuuh se kahe nahi karte hamari Kamla ke rishte ki baat?
Prem: Hat bhudiya! Sathiya gayi ho kaa?!
Maya: Aie Kamla ke baapu, khabardaar jo humko bhudiya bole to! Kbhi khud ko sishe me dekhe ho? Kitne log to aaj bhi eeh samajhte hai ki hum aur Kamla dono tumhari daaaughters hai. Aur bhulo mat uuh Aryan aaj bhi hmari haan ka intazaar kar raha hai. Bata rahe hai chodkar chale jaege uske pass.
Prem: Bas bas hamari khabsurat Kamla ki maha khabsurat Amma! Maaf kar do hame, hum to ase hi mjak me kh diye the.
Maya: Majak tha to fir thik hai lekin humko ase majak bilkul pasand nahi.
Prem:Arey hum to eeh kh rahe the ki Kamla ki Shaadi Raghav seth ke bete Sahil baba se? Asa scha bhi kaise tumne?! Kaha hum unki co pany me kaam karne wale ek chote se worker aur kaha uuuh itne amir aadmi.
Maya: To kya hua? Hamari Kamla bhi lakho mei ek hai. Eeh Chawl ke sare ladke us par marte hai... Pappu, Banti, Chunnu, uuh ka bhai Munnu aur Sunnu, aur uuh Manda ka bhai Harivansh sab ke sab pareshan hai hamari Kamla se shaadi ke liye.
Prem:Par Kamla ki aama uuh sab to Hamari hi tarah chote mote kaam karte hai. Koi mechanic hai to koi chai wala. Lekin Raghav seth to bht bade log hai. Hamara aur unka rishta schna bhi bevkufi hai. Lekin haan agar tum kaho to mai Manda ke baapu se unke bete Hari ke liye baat karu? Uska khud ka dhaba hai.
Maya: Tum bhi na Kamla ke baapu. Hamari khoobsurat, naajuk si Kamla kisi dhaabe wale ke nahi bani. Tum bhool gaye kaa uske bchpan me wo Guruji ne kaaa btaya tha ki uuuh bade hokar raaz karegi raaz. .
Prem: Hmmm Guruji ne kaha to tha lekin fir bhi hum Raghav seth se kaise baat kare? Kahi unhe bura lag gaya to?
Maya: Arey bura kahe lagega? Aur baat karne me kaa jata hai?Wase bhi Tumhare uuuh Raghav seth ke bete ko Kamla se jyada achi ladki kaha milegi, jo itni khoobsurat hai, aur maaadern hne ke saath saath bht jyada Sharif bh hai. Kisi ladke se baat tak nahi karti hamari beti.
Prem: Theek hai Kamla ki Amma, hum bappa ka naam lekar kal Raghav seth se baat karege. Dekho uuuh kaa khte hai. Lekin hamari Kamla hai kaha? Jbse aae hai uska chand jasa chehra nahi dekhe?
Maya: Arey wo Manda ke yaha gayi hai. Uuh Manda usko koi nai dish banana sikha rahi hai.
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