part 22:
After their little encounter with bais and the chaukidaars the foursome went home got cleaned up and had a late lunch.
Kamla "ok gang its time to get geared up we are going back to the fair for the main event. The reason why i wanted to go in the first the place. The Roller derby. We are entering and fwinner gets a trip for 4 to disneyland."
Pakhi " Ha ma what an idea "
Sahil " Didn't the two of you see enough of disneyland mixed with a little of the carribean all ready"
Ramu " Disneyland tho bahut door ki soch hai I got lost in the bermuda triangle and still am swishing around there somewhere."
Pakhi " you guys are such sore losers. You have no choice you need a team of 4 to enter as it is a roller blading relay."
Ramu " if your that keen on those prunes u call bum cheeks getting more wrinkled i m game lets go"
Sahil " hey if i get to fart in your face some more I m game to"
They all headed down to the fair. Once their they registered their names in the roller derby. They called their team LKDB which is short for Langdi Kaani and Do Bakray.
Once registered they waited for the realay to begin when they saw Banto.
Banto " U r still here. what happened your brain gone to spain ... oh i for got you don't have one thats why you got those massive tatas to compensate for the loss."
Pakhi " Not only Tatas she has the pumpkin sized butt sheeks to ... they give the pillowy softness"
Ramu " yeah she would know she has her head stuck in between them twenty four hours a day."
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Banto laughed " Well here comes my team " and in cam Santo, Ram singh and sham singh. They looked at them and smirked.
Ram Singh " Bantu...what am i seeing do chudail and do bander ek maro gussa tho bateesi kar doon aandhar"
Sham Singh " Santo eh dekh ... ek gaanja aur ek kaala inn ko mari eklaath tho khol gaya bum ka thaala."
Santo " ek skeleton aur ek moti they met Santo and became flat like roti."
Just then the announcer announced the beginning of the roller derby. They put on their roller blades and went in their lanes.
Kamla was starting off first for their team and Banto for hers. Object of the Derby was that each team member skates up to their team member and hands them the stick. the first to cross the finish line wins.
The announcer held up the flag and " Ready Set Go" the flag came down . Kamla who wasn't very good at roller blading started out wobbley with her thighs flab jiggling and her bum cheekswiggling. Her massive tatas moving up and down revealing her boob crack and skin that is brown.
Banto was whizzing bywhen kamla who wanted to win more than anything decided to pull her ponytail kamla quickly grabbed Banto's hair but Banto was quicker than her she grabbed her hand and pulled Kamla towards her.
Banto " u like pulling things huh? Then Pull this!!" Banto put her hand in kamlas tshirt and pulled out her massive tata she pried open kamlas mouth and stuck her pecan sized nipple in her mouth.After doing so Banto sped away and tagged Ram Singh.
kamla after prying her nipple out of her mouth finally made it to sahil. Sahil took off trying to catch up to Ram singh. He gotclose enough and tookout some itching powder to throw on Ram singh But Before he could throw the powder Ram singh Halted making Sahil pass him and he grabbed sahil by his protruding underwear and pulled him towards himself. Ram singh grabbed the hand with the powder in it and pulled Sahils pants and underwear out and stuffed sahils powder filled hand in his wee wee and then in his bum. Sahil immediately started squirming and Ram singh threw his head back and laughed.
Ram Singh " came here to make lose but ur wee wee got the itchy powder and can no longer snooze." Seeing sahil wiggle his bum this way and move his wee wee that way Ram singh started laughing and sped off tagging Sham singh. Sahil itching and bitching at the same time finally made it to Ramu.
Ramu took off trying to catch up to sham singh but was not getting anywhere when he passed an oldman sitting on the side lines with a cane. He grabbed the old mans cane and stretched it forward putting it in Sham singh's shirt trying to pull him back. but sham singh grabbed the can came to a full stop and lifted the can along with Ramu . He then twirled around in a circle twirling the dangling Ramu with him and then came to a full stop and sent Ramu flying into the same fat lady from the rugby match's Balls of bounciness titties. Ramu hits the titties and bounces off. but not before the lady grabs his wee and twists into a litlle carrot knot.
Fat Lady " That'll teach you to tease a kamsun kaali like me. Main tho hoon hee chui Mui" and the lady giggles.
Ramu getting up squeezing his nuts and and started going towardsPakhi. sham singh had reached Santo and handed off the stick. Ramu passed the stick to pakhi and pakhi took off. Trying to catch up to Santo Pakhi noticed grabbed a ball from a booy on the sidelines that she was passing and threw it at santo but Santo expecting something from Pakhi caught the ball and turned around roller blading backwards. santo before pakhi could react threw the ball straight at Pakhi and knoked her thirty two teeth right back in her mouth and sent her rolling backwards hitting her back and her prune like butt on a pine tree and getting the pine needles stuck in her bum cheeks.
Santo in the time being crossed the finished line and the bais and the chaukhidaars won.
Banto looks at the foursome as they came towards them and neetu seeing them went squealing towards them and the foursome getting scared started running back but bumped straight into the fat lady.
Fat Lady grabbed ramu and sahil by their necks and banged their heads together and sent them flying into a wasps nest. The wasps getting angry started stinging them and ramus butt quickly turned from Black to deep red. Sahil was crying that he had no hair as the wasps stung his bald head like there was no tommorrow. And at the end he had red bumps all over his noggin .
Ramu " Pakhi help only you can stop them your relatives are attacking me."
Pakhi getting mad was going to go to Ramu but before that The fat lady grabbed her by mosquitoe sized titty and kamla by her pecan sized nipple. Twisted them and and stuck kamlas nipple in pakhis mouth and and brought kamla to pakhis chest and stcuk her nipple in kamlas mouth.
Fat lady " now eat your nipples and leave my beautiful mountains alone. Main tho hoon hee chui mui."
Banto "you came here to beat Santo Banto met Ram singh and sham singh and ended up getting the fat lady to show you her bling bling."
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Edited by sunyy - 10 years ago
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