Maa Kassssam!!majboori ka baap Raaghav!

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Hi people!!!
I am just reposting my own post which I had written long back! Just for the new members here hope they just read it and comment on it! My way of increasing activity due to lack of time! 😆😆😆


Now I know what PD meant by interesting track!!! This show is getting interesting and interesting day by day!!!!!
LOL 😆 oops sorry I think I should choose the other icon ROFL...

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Ek mutthi Aasmaan ban gaya hai ab Do mutthi Mazaak!!!!


OMG!!!!! I couldn't believe my eyes and ears and I was holding my tummy laughing all the while!!!

Sorry people for those who wanted the update here I present to you the joke of the century in remix ishtyle!!!!!

So...finally Raghav ban gaya Joker explains it to Dhoka khaayi hui Kalpi (Kalpi I had told you beta kuch khaaya kar dekha kabhi tujhe kuch khaate huye nahi dekha aur ab dhoka khaana pada!!!)why he did what he did?? You know marry pooka??? And all that?😲

Well he narrates the story of accidentally discovering his mom!!! And tells her that he was about to leave her there on the road itself but since Kalpi came into his life
he has started empathising even with his enemies (point to be noted mylord!) Uski maa uski enemy thi???? Oho I see!!!🤓

Hmm so he got his mom to his house where she is still lying unconcious and it seems the doctor tells him that probaly the lady has been given some strong medications and she might not recollect past! But when she wakes up calling chintu chintu and sees Raghav the joker (who is not in the mood to make her laugh) she suddenly remembers everything!! Well actually she remembered everything because you know same incident repetition..car se takkar!!! Lo karlo baat! If only Kamla knew thi treatment she would have surely pushed Gauri under Saahil Kapoor's car to help both!!!! After all she is our mahaan Kamla!!!⭐️

And Raghav taunts his mom that why have you come here after all these years please get lost!!! He tells her you did not recognise me I am your son whom you never bothered to look after when you left us years ago!!!😡

Gauri is happy to see her bada chintu!!! errr I mean chintu Raghav...errr wateva!!!
she hugs him kisses him but he gives no reaction!!!! 😕😕😕

Then suddenly Gauri gets seizures and Rakhi Gulzar's aatma enters her body and she rants dialogues from the 90's hit movies! Tumhaare baap ka Qaatil Saahil Kapoor hai! Tumhe meri Kasam take badla and bring him on roads as that is where I have been begging these past twenty years!!😭

Haila Gauri jhoot bolna buri baat!!! I thought you remembered everything about your past however the injections have worked only till her recent past memory I believe! i.e. meeting Kamla and Kalpi etc!! For she says I roaming on the roads like a beggar for all these years!!! I though Kamla had put her in some aashram and I also thought she used to run on the roads to get some exercise for herself and also some for Kamla!!!!😆😆

Anyways now Raghav is like tied up by the Kasam!!!!😲😲 So he had to marry Pooka!!!🤔Errr Joker baba I thought your mom gave you kasam for revenge and not to, you know...wateva u did!! However hamaari samajhdaar beti Kalpi makes him realise that there is no connection between your ghisa pita movie story and ur marriage to Paakhi!!!😕

And then he says ofcourse I did shaadi with Pooki to take badla! It seems the moment he proposed Pooki she ran into a beauty parlour...u know she had to! even though nobody was to come at the court!!!😆😆😆 He runs to Saahil kapoor with property papers and asks for his autograph on them if he wants his pyaari beti to be happy and get married to him!!!

Saahil is skeptical but Neetu the despo is like anywhich ways we are deep in debts (Oh really? So is that why Prem is missing! Afraid of clearing debts is he?)
She is like once joker marries our Alice in wonderland she will have right to his half property then property kisi ke paas ho kya farak padhta hai?? And she convinces him to sign the deal and Joker congratulates the Shaitaan company that from now they are his saas sasur!!👏 Please come to the court in the evening for the shaadi!!! (Finally I was dying to know who were the witnesses!)
(By the way why is it they are not bothered about Gauri missing from their home now?????)

Kalpi is still confused???😕She is like, your deal with Saahil kapoor what has it got to do with me! What was the deal with me???? What did you gain from me?????
She also tells him tht there is no difference between Saahil and him as he has done the same things to Kalpi n her parents what Saahil had done to him years ago!!! She says we trusted you, thought you were a homosapien (btw it means human being though he has proven now that he is not), My maa gave you motherly love and she gave her the other love and etc...but what did the joker do make fun of relationships. Aakhir kis janam ka badlaa are you taking with us asks Kalpi!!!!!

Raghav holds her and tells her that he loves no one else but her!!! Wow man you do have guts! openly bigamy chaahta hai!!!

I thought Kalpi wud slap him again but it seems she realised it is of no use slapping this joker!!! So she pushes him away and goes off! Vitthal who witnesses the last part is fuming with anger and drags him down and gives him loads and loads of pitaai!!! I think he also wanted to thrash Kamla but since he loved her so much and he never hits her uski hisse ka bhi Raghav ko diya!! Pakya like a dutiful son gets a dandaa kahin uske pappa ka haath na dukhe is joker ko maarte maarte!!! Then Raghav gets the danda massage too!!! KAlpi comes in between asking her baaba to stop! But baaba is not ready to listen not even to his Kamla!!!
(Vitthal was superb today!!!! The only scene where I did not laugh in the whole episode!)

Finally he picks up the sword and attacks Joker but Kamla puts her hand in between!! She does love to get hit by bullets and swords...I think the sword belongs to her family as she is the descendant of our Jhaansi ki Raani!!!

Anyways did I forget to mention that I did miss a few part so I did not quite notice when Paakhi went missing or returned home without her Joker Aashique!!??
Vitthal had controlled because she was there but once she vanished he came into form!! Thanks Pooki that was very much needed! (Never fond of her timing hamesha galat time pe tapakti hai but aaj sahi time pe kalti maara usne!)

The precap is Pooki preparing for SR holding a champagne bottle in her hand instead of doodh ka gilaasss all alone in the bedroom!!(Ye lo kahan kalpi ne daaru chudhva diya tha ab ye phir se lat lagvaayegi!) Little does she know that Vitthal ne ab Raghav ko Suhaag Raat kya, kisi bhi raat ke adventure ke Qaabil nahi chodaaa hai!!! toh daaru bhi kaam nahi karega paakhi!

Pooka soon to be singing...
dil ke armaan aasuon mein beh gaye!!!
Kya socha tha kya karenge
honeymoon ke plan bhi reh gaye!!

Ya phir khud talli ho jaayegi and naachegi zara sa jhoom lun mein ??arrey nahi it is my fav Kajol's song I think we will give her the song ...

chaar bottle vodka kaam mera roz ka...
na koi mujhe toke na koi mujhko rokka...
i wanna hangover tonite
as there is no raghav, by my side!!!
I wanna hangover tonite..
as Rags can do nothing, wid all his might!!!!
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Me thinks my friends Zee TV took my tweet seriously about the show giving us High BP! isliye they turned it into a Comedy show!!!

Please do tune in to Do mutthi mazaaak!!! everday at 7pm on Zee TV and you will laugh like crazy!!!

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swara2504 thumbnail
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Posted: 10 years ago
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🤣. Priya superb you reminded each and every memory of that day
Raghav proved that day he was the biggest dumbo of EMA
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Wow! U really explained evrythng correctly w/o leavng any point!😉👏
And they really turned it into a comedy n lyk a crazy show as u said.. 🤢
Edited by vyshuu.. - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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OKAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! will comment after my so called laughing session and after that the effect of laughing i.e. stomach ach is over but till then🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Maa kasam Priyaaa Phod Daala !!!!!Raghav ki Ma ki !!!!!!
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Posted: 10 years ago
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God each and every sentence is true
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Posted: 10 years ago
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🤣 Awesome post
logicality turned into illogicallity ⭐️
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Priya creative and DJ really did an awesome job in screwing up the character of raghav after 9th May. Ashish himself not looked convinced with the change in character as we can see the kind of change in performance and time and again he himself expressed his views under the name of fan power.
A show which came with the unique concept died because of its unique twist and turns.
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Wow priyadi [:) di joker wala raghav ka best act tha brithday se pehl wala epi jaha humare new born baba ko khi ki intention hi samajh hi nahi aayi baba blind ho gaye the jo unhe khi ki makkar smile nahi dekhi
Jay bolo raghav baba ki marry karke khi se majboori ke baap bane aur is episode me grandfather ban gaye
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Posted: 10 years ago
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awesomee posttt
soo true each and evrythnggg
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Edited by ayesha.khan - 10 years ago

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