Part 8:
After that incident Ramus skin Color was permanently green. Everytime Kamlas chefs hats even came close to his face Ramu got a look of extreme fright on his face. He couldn't forget the rotten egg mixed with garbage smell he had blasted in his face.
While Ramu was in a state of extreme fright, Kamla and sahil had gone into the water to play. Sahil and Kamla were splashing eachother with water and running after each other. Kamlas tata's were flailing all over the place. Suddenly a beach ball bounced off Kamlas butt cheeks. A teenage boy came running to get the ball. As soon as the boy saw Kamla he started pointing.
Boy calling his friends " yo guys look at grandma Her tata's are doing the lungi dance without the lungi. And look she's wearing black sunglasses like she's rajni Kanth. And yo dudes grandmas got drums. I bet the noise out of those drums must leave an echo."
As soon as Ramu heard the boy mention the drums and the echo that must come from them Ramu just about vomited.
Ramu " pakhi you've scarred me for life"
Pakhi " you're the one who wanted the juice so I gave it to u!!!!"
Meanwhile Kamla had gone into a wave while splashing sahil and the intensity of the wave loosened the string of Kamlas bikini top carrying it off in the waves. Art that instance Kamla ( who didn't know the top had come off) jumped out if the waves giving the world a look at her Tatas . Just then a few ppl passing were looking at Kamla eyes popping out.
Ppl. " imli ka boota , tata ka ped, budya ke nipple Maine dekha aur camera mein Kiye save." And they were clicking pictures of her tata's. One of the ppl looked at Kamla and said " yo grams I m putting these pictures on grams and gramps po*n weekly you can grab peek at ur massive tata's in there."
Kamla started clapping and jumping. Sahil came running with her sundress and put it on her. Then Kamla and sahil came to their towels and sat down.
After awhile the four of them decided to go to a nearby restaurant for lunch. Once at the restaurant the waiter takes them to their table to be seated . Kamla goes to sit down on her chair and as soon her butt lands on it "THWACK" the chair broke with Kamla landing on the floor her bum
Covered in splinters." ooh ma. This is my bummy not some gummy."
The boys at the next table were laughing and they all Started singing " old mother Hubbard who ate everything in her cupboard, sat on a chair and had a big scare. She fell to the ground and her bum made a sound . Wearing a sundress she says get me up soon, standing up she looks like a big big balloon."
And Ramu and pakhi started laughing. Just then the boys chimed looking at pakhi " there was a long a stick in her eye she had a tick, in her food she had spice but she added her hair lice, she was with a black tea bag who couldn't shave her coochy shag."
Kamla and sahil were laughing. Then the boys started singing " aanday se aayi murgi Ya murgi se aaye aanday disha dekh ke in Dono ki Yeh tho hogay thanday."
After this last song all four got up to leave hearing "
" one big fatty, one thin batty and the two of them with tweedle dee and tweedle dum who are running behind them with their thumbs up their bum".
With that they ran away from lunch.
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Edited by sunyy - 10 years ago