Per TRP ke wajah se hogaya show ka bura haal
Viewers bole : See the power of Remote
tho Kamla ne shuru kiya remotes aapna humla
Kamla : Ghor se dheko 
iss remote ko, isske wajah se hi 100 logon ki naukri chali gayi hai.(look at this remote, because of that 100 people lost their Jobs) So kamla started her humla on Remotes, started collecting all remotes from unit members.
Somebody comes running and gives her remote control "Kamla bai yeh lo mere ghar ka remote, aapne remote manga tha na main le aayi"
(Kamla bai, you asked for remote na, I brought remote from my home) Kamla : Aacha kiya , aab in sare remotes ka kuch karna padega (Good, Now I have to do something with these remotes)
Vittal:😲 Kamla yeh kya kar rahi ho??(Kamla , what are you doing??)
Kamla: Vithal, dekho is nalayak remote controllers ko. In kambakton(remote) ke wajah se humari naukri chaligayi hai, I want to destroy them.
Per inhe destroy karne ka mann nahi hai, dhelo kitne pyaare hai humare jamana aise pyaare remote nahi the, sale remotes hi nahi the. Aab dheko inhe, haila kitne colorful hai, inka design dheko, color aur shape dheko.
Vithal: Haan Kamla. Main bhi inko dhek ke impress hogaya aur inko promote kiya, per socha na tha ki aisa din aayega ki mere promotion ka itna asar hoga.
Kamla: Main ek kaam karthi hoon, in sab ko destroy kar dethi hoon. Hume na Destroy Remote Control Challenge introduce karna chahiye, aur sare jo 100 log ki Job jo gayi hai unke liye funds raise karna hai. Logon ko bholenge Ek mutti remotes ko destroy karo aur Video shoot karke upload karo, uss video me unhe aur 5 logon ko challenge karna padega, Woh 5 log ek din me remotes thodke 10 Rs donate karenge, Jo Ek din ke andhar remote nahi thode ga usse 10 logon ko nominate karke 100Rs donate karna hoga. yeh idea kaisa hai??
Vittal: Yeh idea kuch suna suna sa lag raha hai, O teri tum ALS Ice bucket challenge ko copy kar rahi hona na, Copy cat😳
Kamla: Haan aisa hi samaj le, woh bhi ek cause ke liye tha yeh bhi ek cause ke liye hai, ek hafte baad humare paas kaam nahi hoga tho woh paise kaam aayenga na.😃 Chalo main yeh thodne ka acting karthi hoon tum mera selfie le pehle , Muhje twtr pe advertise bhi karna hai.Destroy Remote Control Challenge ko jaldi start karna hai, aab humare paas ek hi week hai. I luv my selfies, mera kitna publicity karthe hai☺️
Vittal: Lekin Kamla, in bechare masoom remotes ka kya dosh hai. Inhe dheko kitne pyaare hai. inhe destroy karne ka mann nahi kar raha hai, Maine galti se inhe promote kiya aur aaj usika nateja hai ki humare haath mein sirf yeh remote control hi bacha hai. Aab main inhe bhi kona nahi chahtha. Abhi hum inka istamal karenge. Tum koi aur idea socho please.
Tring Tring, someone calling vittal
Caller : Hello vittal , How R U doing today, I'm ABC from XYZ channel.
Vittal: Oh wow!! Kya aap muhje hire karne ke liye call kiya kya
Caller : Nahi , yeh pata karne ke liye call kiya ki aapko kisi channel ne hire kiya ya nahi. Agar aapko kisi bhi channel me kisi bhi show ka offer mile tho hume please contact kijiye.
Vittal: Woh kyun??
Caller: Recently maine suna ki aapki baton ko log kuch zyada hi seriously lete hai, aapne unhe remote control use karne ka suggestion diya , aur woh jhat se mangaye. Tho agar iss bhar aapko kisi bhi channel pe kaam karne ka mauka mile aur aap phir se jab remote control ka istamal karne ka suggestion denge toh pls humare channel ka naam lene. usske liye hum apko acha khase paise bhi denge😃
Vittal:😲 Thik hai phele kahi Job tho milne do.
Caller: Phir not sir aapko jaldi hi job milege😃, Main dua karunga khi mere opponent channel appko hire kare, per aap hume bhuliye ga nahi. Chaliye hum rakthe hai abhi.
After the call ends , vittal throws his phone in anger
Kamla 😲: Vittal yeh kya kiya tumne, Maine Remote thodne ka suggestion diya aur tumne woh plan change karke Phone thodne ka mann bana liya kya?? Shall we start Mobile breaking Challenge to raise funds?? Tab tho hum Raghav ka bhi video clip use kar sakthe hai, you remember her throwed his mobile in one episode, we can use that, then humare cause ko aur bhi log support karenge.
Vittal : Kamla tum bhi na, Maine gusse me aapna moblie thoda
Kamla: Gussa kyun??
Vittal: Subah se bahut sare channels se call aa rahe hai.
Kamla: Oh wow yeh tho bahut aachi baat hai, hum bhi sabko bata sakthe hai, ki hume bhi show ke off air hone ke EK hi week me dusra kaam mila.😃
Vittal : Woh Kam dene ke liye nahi , unke channel ko promote karo bolke call kar rahe hai, boltha hai ki agar koi bhi channel muhje hire kare tho, maine unhe inform karon, thaki jab main phir se remote ka promotion karon thab uske saat unke channel ka naam bhi aad karke promote karon. Subah se sirf promotion ke liye calls aa rahe hai, koi bhi hire karne ke liye call nahi kar raha hai, agar koi hire hi nahi karega tho maine kaise dusre channels ko promote karunga😡
Kamla : Vithal, pareshan mat ho. Yeh soch agar humare haat me offer aagayi tho durse channels ko promote kare ke, Unse moti rakam wasool karenge kyunki hum Twitter pe phamoos ho gaye aur log humari baton ko kitna mante hain to kyun na hum yehi business start karein 😃
Vittal : O ho Kamla tu kitni boli hai, pehle yeh bata hume kyun sa channel hire karega phele
Kamla🤔: Koi bhi Bhakti channel join karenge👍🏼. Mere bhashan bhi mere tarah bhahut phamous hain na, tho Astha channel jaise koi bhi channel muhje jaroor hire karlega. Main bhashan dungi aur tum mera bhakt ka role play karo 😃
Vittal: 😃O wow yeh baat hua na, per ek minute hold on, Kya Astha channel dhekne wale twtr pe honge?? 🤔
Kamla: Haila, yeh to maine socha hi nahi. What about any commedy channel like Sab TV? Hume koi bhi comedy show me easily hire karenge. EMA me, jab hum serious acting karthe the, log usse bhi mazak samaj kar hasthe the. See the positive side of it, we are capable of making people laugh, so we will definitely get job in any comedy show and people who watch commedy channel will defo use twtr.😃
Vittal : Commedy show sahi hai, hum bhi comedy nights with kapil jitne famous ho jayenge😃 shayad wahan hume chance mil saktha hai😃, per hume wahan chance milega na??
Kamla: Chance kyun nahi milega?? Jaroor milega, Humare performace dhek kar, EMA viewers ne hume Oscar Winning Performers ka title diya hai, tho hum chance nahi denge tho kise denge??😃 aaj kal 80's aur 90's ke style me koi acting kartha hai tho usse log comedy ki tarah lete hai, muhje tho easily hire karenge. Per ek problem hai, tumhare hire hone ke chance thoda kam hai, tum tho normal acting karte ho, tumhara kuch sochna padega😳
Vithal: 🤔 Ek Idea 😃Mein tumhari saree pehn lunga. log mujhe pechanenge nahi. Waise bhi aaj kal bahut sare ladke, ladki ki tarah tayar hoke commedy kar rahe hai, comedy nights with kapil hi dheka lo gutti aur dadi kitni famous hogayi hai , Main bhi unke tarah ladki ka makeup karke tumhare sare EMA ke sarees pehn lunga, Anyhow show me maine tumhari saree do baar pehna hai, muhje aadat hogayi hai abhi😃
Kamla: Baap re Vittal, Yeh tho bahut acha idea hai. Hum Log ko ullu bhi ban sakthe hai, woh sochenge ki asli kamla kaun hai aur nakli kaun 😃
ek kaam karenge , jis jis scenes pe mere back dhiktha hai woh sare scenes tum karo, aur jo scenes me mera face dikhtha hai woh wale scenes mai karongi.😳
Vittal: Agar log humesha muhje back se hi dhekenge tho log muhje kaise pehnanenge??😕
Kalma: Log tumhe kyu nahi pehchanege?? ek saal se log muhje hi dhekthe aaye hai EMA me, tum tho hamesha mere piche hi kade the😳 phir bhi log tumhe pehchante hai na, humesha bolthe hai, woh dheko kamla ka pati vittal hai bolke, tho yahan bhi tumhe sab pehchanlenge😳
Vithal: Arey aise kaise hoga?? EMA me bhi tum aage thi aab bhi aage rehna chahthi ho😡Yeh sahi baat nahi hai kamla. Hum ek team ki tarah kaam karte hain aur tum mera phootage bhi apne naam karna chahti ho?
Kamla: Kya vitthal. Tum bhi un Ragna fans ki tarah mujhe galath samj rahe ho. tumhe pata hai na khi main bahut bholi hoon. Itni bholi ki mujhe to selfie ka matlab bhi pata nahi tha. Logon ne mujhe kitna tweet kiya matlab samjane ke liye tab jake mujhe pata chala selfie ka matlab aur tu muhje galat samaj raha hai😭
Vittal : Ro math kamla, main kuch bhi bardasht kar saktha hoon per tere aankhon me aansu nahi bardasht hota
Kamla: Oh vittal, tu kitna aacha hai, dhek mere body double ka role karne ke kuch soch ke bola hai tuje, dhek abhi tuhje koi meri jitni aachi tarah nahi jantha, main tho apne jamane khi phamous actress hoon, isliye tu mere body double ka role karega tho tum bhi thoda thoda karke bahut door oops sorry phamous ho jaoge, issliye maine waise suggest kiya aur tumne muhje galath samaj liye😳
vittal: sach me tum mere bare me itna sochthi ho😳 tum kitni aachi ho, tum kitni boli ho aur main nadaan tumhe galat samaj baita, sorry haan😳
Kamla : Haan vittal, tum sach me kitne nadaan se bache ho, pata nahi log hamesha hume kyun galat samaj the hai. Maine kitna kuch sacrifice kiya show ke liye, din raat mehnat kiya, show me sab ke hise ka screen space occupy kiya, kitne bhaar bhashan diye, auto ke samne lungi dance bhi kiya, kitna positivity spread kiya hai yeh sirf muhje pata hai, maine ideal maa hone ka example set kiya hai maine logoko sikhya khi criminals ko bhi hume pyaar se apnana chahiye bolke. Phir bhi log muhje galat samjthe hai😭
Vittal: Haan sach me humne bahut mehnat kiya din raat ek kiya show ka naam roshan karne ke liye phir bhi hum dono ko sab RAGNA fans galath hi samaj the hai. Khaas unka mann rakhne ke liye humare CVS unhe RAGNA ke carrots/lollipops dethe gaye, aur khud ka mann rakhne ke liye RAKHI track countinue kiya, issme kya galat kiya becharone
Kamla: Haan sach me vittal, viewers ko kush rakne ke liye RAGNA ke scenes jo plan me nahi the, phir bhi diya, phir bhi log humesha complain karthe the, log khush rehna kab sikhenge, Agar woh scenes dheke kush rahte, aur saath me hume bhi kush rahne dethe ho yeh din na dhekena padtha, agar humse itni hi problem thi tho humare scenes ke time pe, mute button on karlete. Huh
Vittal: wohi tho main bhi yeh bolna chahtha tha ki aapna haath me remote hai uska istamal karo aur mute button ko press karo bolke, per galthi se channel word nikal gaya, Galthi se mistake hogyi muhjse, aur mere chahne walone usse seriously le liye
Kamla: Issliye main bolthi hoon sab iss remote ke wajah se hua hai, Chalo jab thak hume comedy show me role nahi mil jathi tab tak hum yeh Destroy Remote Control Challenge start karenge
Chalo aajo Remote ke saat selfie lete hai
Anupamaa
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