RAGNA SS : Tapori Raghav become RS...!!!! Part 1 (page 4) updated - Page 4

part 1

Raghav : ae! tere ko jo bolna hai hindi
me bol apan ko angrejji samj nai
aati...
Kalpana : thats your problem!
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Raghav : ae! apun ko angreji me
galiyan mat dey!
Kalpana : yeh koi gaali nahi hai aur na hi
main gaaliyan deti hoon...
Raghav : tere ko kya lagta hai apun
aeda hai! apun ko kuch samaj nai aata
kya!
Kalpana : GOD! tum to mere peeche hi
par gaye!
then kalpana walking..
then Raghav yelling...
Raghav : ae! chamak challo apna naam
to batati jaa...
Kalpana : chii! kis type ki language use
karte ho tum...
Raghav : languge bole to?
Kalpana : rehne do tumhe batane ka
koi faida nahi...
Raghav : tu bataegi to apun ko samaj
ayega na...
Kalpana : mere baap mere peeche kyun
pare ho?
Raghav : ae baap kaye ko bolti hai apun
tere ko bhudda dikhta hai kya?
Kalpana : dekho maine kaha na mera
peecha choro..
Raghav : apun ne teri jaan bachai aur tu
ne apun ka shukriya bhi nai kiya?
Kalpana : jahil! maine tume thanx kaha
tha!
Raghav : jahil kaye ko bolti hai..
Kalpana : cuz tum jahil ho! tumne apne
baat karne ka tareeka dekha hai
pure loafer lagte ho...
Raghav : ae! apun ko loafer mat bol!
akha gali me apun ki izzat hai...
Kalpana :wo log bhi tumare jaise honge
batameez...shakal dekhi hai apni
gunde lagte ho...
Raghav : ae! madam apun tere se
pyaar aur izzat se baat kar raha hai
iska matlab yeh nahi ke tu apun ki
bezati kare...
Kalpana : tum ho hi isi layak!
Raghav : wo sab chodh! apun ka raghav
hai aur tera?
Kalpana : muje apna naam batane mein
koi dilchaspi nahi hai...
Raghav : mat bata! acha tu rehti kidar
hai ..apun is peeche wale chawl mein
rehta hai agar tere ko apun ki
zarurat ho toh chawl mein aake aawaz
laga liyo apun hazir ho jayega...
Kalpana : main kyun tume bulaongi! kya
tum mere bodyguard lagte ho..
Raghav : sala! tere ko jo samajna hai
samaj le...
then bus come..and kalpana left...
Raghav : sala apun ko kuch bataya hi
nahi...
next day!
bus stop! Kalpana standing
Kalpana : thank GOD! aaj wo raghav nahi
aaya!
then suddenly raghav come...
Raghav : dekha madam apun ka naam
liya apun hazir hogaya!
Kalpana : tumm! phir se aa gaye?
Raghav : haan apun toh yahan roz aata hai
tere ko toh kal hi dekha..
Kalpana : tumne muje dekha hi kyun?
(mumuring)
Raghav : sala madam apun se baat karo
na kya khud se barbara ri ho...?
Kalpana : for GOD sake! akhir tum
chahte kya ho?
ek min...
then kalpana took some money from
her bag and gave to raghav...
Kalpana : yeh lo paise ! kal tumne meri
jaan bachai aaj meri jaan baksho...
Raghav : aeee! apun ko kya tu itna gira
va samjti hai?
Kalpana :tum jaise logo ko paise hi
chahiye hote hain!
Raghav : ae! bas bohat hua yeh le paise
apne..apne paas rakh...aur apne andar
kuch insaniyat paida kar...
Kalpana : kya matlab tumara??
Raghav : koi kisi ki madad paise ke
waste nahi karta!
Kalpana :toh kya chahiye tume haan?
Raghav : apun ko tere waste dosti
mangta hai!
Kalpana : kyaaa??? dosti aur tum jaise
awara lafange ke sath ...
tum jante kya ho dosti ke bare mein?
Raghav : acha apun se dosti kar ke
dekh phir tere liye jaan bhi haazir
hai!
Kalpana : oh! please muje apni image
kharab karne ka koi irada nai hai..jo
mein tum jaise luche lafange ke saath
dosti karoon...
then kalpana leave...
Raghav : hayeee! sali kitna karva
(bitter) bolti hai par phir bhi apun ko
bohat meetha lagta hai..apun toh
tere ko apna bana ke rahega dekh
lena GOD promise hai...
Jhadav house...
Kamla : arre kalpi! aa gayii tu aaja
chai(tea) peeye gi..
Kalpana : nahi mom mera mood nahi
hai...
Kamla : arre kyun kya hua tera muh
(face) kyun latka hua hai?
Kalpana : mom bus stop pe! ek larka hai
raghav uss din meri madad kya kar di
ab peeche hi par gaya hai roz aa jata
hai tang karne ko...
Kamla : arre! bas itni si baat thore
din tang karega phir khud hi chup
ho jayega tu pareshan mat ho...ok
Kalpana : ok mom...

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i am tired of laughing but i just can't stop it amazing and totally hilarious🤣

i cant imagine raghav like this.
but loved it

lolz kalpi ne kya kya bola raghav ko
baap,lafanga...haha funny updte