The Izzat Wala Dukaan...(Pg 3)

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-GayathriK-

@-GayathriK-

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Posted: 12 years ago

#11

Originally posted by: uzmasable
🤣🤣🤣

So how is our izzat wala shop usma??😉

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Ankita

@..Ankita..

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Posted: 12 years ago

#12

Oh Faye! I nearly died laughing at this one 🤣

And you didn't forget to mention tarun as the biggest virmanian 😆

Such a virmanian you che! Feel so proud of you 🤗

I would love to work for the izzat wala dukaan ...

Why would I be suited? Ummm, because imma virmanian, and Tarun and I can gossip and bitch about anti-virmanians in the back room while the two you can handle the external affairs 😆

Where's the list of products madame?

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faye.

@ohsehun.

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#13

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Originally posted by: ..Ankita..
Oh Faye! I nearly died laughing at this one 🤣
And you didn't forget to mention tarun as the biggest virmanian 😆
Such a virmanian you che! Feel so proud of you 🤗
I would love to work for the izzat wala dukaan ...

Why would I be suited? Ummm, because imma virmanian, and Tarun and I can gossip and bitch about anti-virmanians in the back room while the two you can handle the external affairs 😆
Where's the list of products madame?

Anki!! You're here! You interested in our dukan too?..😆..

Duh! Everyone knows that Tarun is our secret gangleader..😆..

Well VirManians are known for their madness..I mean just look at us..haha!..so.. *returns hug*..🤗

You want to work here? I'd love that!

In that case, i'll join ya, i bitch way too much..especially when it's about VirMan bashing...Haha..You're being considered for the job! I admire such 'qualities' in an employee..Mine and Geet's adverts are amazing, na? There'll be people lining up for us to create such 'unique' adverts for them too...but i'm only loyal to the dukan..

Will put 'em up soon x

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faye.

@ohsehun.

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#14

Originally posted by: gsrocks

Diwali Special Offer!!
Exclusively for kaajal lovers!

Yes friends!! I am here with my friend Faye with our sabse unique shop!! We are presenting u the outcome of our partnership!
The izzat wala shop!
*switches on the bg of the advertisement*
izzat wala shop... Yeh kya hua hain kya khabar yehi patha hain kaajal zyada hua!! Izzat wala shop...

The izzat wala shop is here with its festival season offer!!!!
Buy our special diwali cracker " sachchai, dadaji aur pattakha" and get a set of foundation and darkest kaajal along with 10 glycerine bottles extremely free!! ( u have to pay the taxes)

More offers to line up one by one for this diwali!!! So stay tuned!
Swamini and son's jaisa koi nahi!!!

..🤣...I'm sure the diwali special offers will hit the roof!

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faye.

@ohsehun.

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#15

Damn...i feel bad for swamini now...but no problem...at least her business is profiting..😆..

Thank you to all our customers...Love you all...More than khandan ki izzat...

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Krupaa

@forever_young

Rocker

Posted: 12 years ago

#16

I'd love to apply for a job Faye!!

🤣 I still can't stop laughing at the advert!! =P

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Ankita

@..Ankita..

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Posted: 12 years ago

#17

🤣 Bhai Dooj Offer!!! Faye and Gayatri! Fabulous brains you guys got here 🤣

Buy one Head light and get the other pair extremely free with a long lost brother extremely extremely free!!!

Edited by ..Ankita.. - 12 years ago

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faye.

@ohsehun.

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#18

Originally posted by: ..Ankita..
🤣 Bhai Dooj Offer!!! Faye and Gayatri! Fabulous brains you guys got here 🤣

Buy one Head light and get the other pair extremely free with a long lost brother extremely extremely free!!!

Why are you stating the obvious re? VirManians are meant to be smart arses with..how you said...'fabulous brains'..😆..

Btw...you forgot to mention tarun...bechara, he's sad now...listen...'...'

see? Didn't even say 'khana tayaar hai...'...

Oh yeah! Did you notice? They replaced tarun with sundar!..😲..How could they man??

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faye.

@ohsehun.

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#19

Originally posted by: forever_young
I'd love to apply for a job Faye!!

🤣 I still can't stop laughing at the advert!! =P

You want to apply? Sure thing! Any ages by the way, (don't tell authorities..😆..)...

Will set up interviews soon...

CV please x

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-GayathriK-

@-GayathriK-

Rocker

Posted: 12 years ago

#20

MORE PRODUCTS!! LATEST AND BEST IN THE MARKET!!

*turms on the bg*

izzat wala shop... Yeh kya hua hai yeh hi patha hai kaajal zyada hua...

Izzat wala shop... (continues)

So here are more products of Swamini and Son's co.private limited!!

1) Son Of Swamini: the latest and best product of Swamini and son's!!

The best branded item (according to swamini) in the market!!

Order the item as soon as possible! Beware!! You will get a message in your mobile from the name Mr. Dadaji, telling that you have been cheated and wont get the item at all! But please ignore it! You will get the item almost after 25-28 years of ordering!!

Isnt that great!!! No one else will come up with such an amazing offer ever in the market!!!

2) Story telling machine:

Yes you heared right!!

Are you in a mood to hear melo dramatic stories and cry?? Then hurry and buy the our story telling machine!!! All u have to do is give it a glass of milk and tell 2 times to tell you a story! Our machine will happily tell a story!

(tissues wont be provided by us when you start crying)

So stay tuned for more amazing products of Swamini and son's co.private limited!!

Swamini and sons jaisa koi nahi!!

*its just a fun post*

Edited by gsrocks - 12 years ago