Guftagu #1103 - Page 2

Originally posted by: EmeraldStar

A: I have the perfect son.

B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. 🤣

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Originally posted by: EmeraldStar

Good afternoon Lavanya!

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The jokes are hilarious🤣🤣

Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"

Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?😆

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny,from all your teachers. What have you been doing?

Johnny: Nothing, sir.

Headmaster: Exactly.🤣

Originally posted by: EmeraldStar

Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"

Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?😆

That's soooooo me😛

Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle ofthe verb to ring?"

Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"

Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"

Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.

B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.😆

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone forabout half an hour, and then she hung up.

"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours.What happened?"

"Wrong number," replied the girl.🤣

PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"

TEACHER:" Of course not."

PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."

A teacher asked a student to write 55.

Student asked: How?

Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!

The student wrote 5 and stopped.

teacher: What are you waiting for?

student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!