Daastan-e-Kheer (An OS)

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Hello peeps!!! Forum is dead. Nikki is sick. No new topics. You all must be bored. So lets bore you a little more šŸ˜†
I am here with another crazy stupid stuff. I promise this one is last. No more daal, kheer, sabji now. Plzzz bear with me.
Dedicated to Ana_mika .
WARNING This is the craziest , most crappy thing i have ever written (aur bhi hongi shayad šŸ˜† )
Read at your own risk.


DAASTAN- E- KHEER


Hey guys!! You all dont know me. I am the newest addition to the kitchen. Wanna hear my story?? Are you guys frowning?? I swear its a short one not like that oldie letter and tadka daal.
By now you know that we all have fee...ok leave it. Lets start...

Daal and letter told you the story of shravan and suman. Today I'll tell you about Aditya.

Shhh...I want pin drop silence.

Aditya is my master. Confused??? Arey he is the one who's gonna make me. Today I wont tell you. Come with me I'll show you everything.

Guys can you please stop chit chatting. I dont want anyone to see us.
Come this way...*points in the direction of the kitchen*

Have you not seen a wedding before?? *Rolls eyes*
Move fast...dont stand like a statue.


Can you see the guy and the girl in the kitchen??
I know there are other members but concentrate on the two. Ok so he is aditya and the girl you all know is suman.

Can we please focus on other things than his bright HAPPYDENT SMILE? *Fakes anger*

Yeah he smiles a lot. Anyone from advertisement industry??Please recommend him for a toothpaste ad. He has a bright future there. Afterall he is my master. Its the least I can do for him. *Stifles a laugh*
He is very talkative. Can you believe he talks more than a girl?? *Surprised*
He is telling sumo that his mother taught him the recipe.
His mother?? Any guesses?? *Cocks an eyebrow
Another story for another day.

Sumo enjoys his company. She forgets all her tensions for few minutes. His smile and playfulness is quite infectious. He is a nice guy.

Hey stop scowling. I am not shipping them. Just saying they can be good friends.

Looks like something is irritating her eye.
Omg!! What is he trying to do??*scared*
Ohhh he is just removing the particle. *Heaves a sigh of relief*
Aww my master is so sweet , he helped her *stares lovingly

Look...*turns back*

Why are your eyes glued on the door?? *Confused*

Ahaa there comes hotshot Shravan Malhotra *whistles*

Close your mouth ladies fly will enter. *Smirks*
*Comes out of trance*

Ohh no!! He will be furious to see Aditya and suman in this position. They are already having problems in their relationship. It will be an add on effect.
God please help them.*folds hands and prays*


"Oh hi shravan!! See I have made kheer. Taste and tell, I'm better chef than sumo na?"Adi asks grinning

My stupid master!! Why cant he keep his mouth shut??
He definitely needs a duct tape or he will get a good thrashing from angry young man some day. Today he already activated Shravan's hulk mode. *Annoyed*




"Had I known you wud be here. I wud never set my foot in this place ." Shravan retorts

Awww my poor boy!! My heart goes with him *teary eyed*

Guys ...guys..*waves hand*
What are you staring at???
And what is that sound ??
*Moves closer*


Kheer aur daal pakti jaha ho
Musibatein sari waha ho
Bheega na mamta ka aanchal
Ladka roya hal pal
Ruthna manana hai
Ladki patana hai
Apni kahani bhi ab
Humko sunana hai
Kahani ek daal ki
Kahani halwe ki
Kahani ek kheer ki
Kahani sabji ki


Guys we have to go now. Hurry up. Sev ki sabji and halwa are here. They will bore you to death with their stories.
Dekh kya rhe ho ??Bhago!!!!*runs*


*stops and breathes*
Told you na mine is short one. Lemme tell you a secret Aditya is Nirmala's son. Yeah aditya ahuja and he is here on purpose. He will bring mother and son together and unite the two lovebirds...not ramini 🤣 shraman yar.

So how was it?? Do hit the like button and drop your comments if you like the story. If not you can always throw PIZZA , BURGERS ...sorry dude aaj chappal khane ka mood nhi hai 🤣. Please ignore the typos

Hope to meet you soon
Till then take care
Priyam
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Acha tu yeh likhne mein busy thi, šŸ˜†
Tabhi main sochu abhi tak forum pe kyu nhi darshan diye tune🤣🤣
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Originally posted by: zindgidilse

Acha tu yeh likhne mein busy thi,šŸ˜†

Tabhi main sochu abhi tak forum pe kyu nhi darshan diye tune🤣🤣


🤣 🤣 Han
Ana ko promise jo kiya tha šŸ˜›
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Priyam 🤣
Thanks for writing this ..Omggg this is so funny mann
Kheer - Daal - Behaal 🤣
Bahuth mazaa agayaa ...,keep writing
Acha Hotha agar wo Kheer Shravan taste karli ya Hotha. ..Kheer ki janam dhanya ho jatho

Love
Suhasini
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Posted: 9 years ago
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O God Dastaan-e-Kheer ... šŸ˜† ,Aditya The master...Soo funny thing happened Today...Too good... šŸ‘
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Posted: 9 years ago
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U mad girl... Hahaha loved it. Bahut busy hu, isiliye short msg. But loved it to d core. Usko koi duct tape lagao yaar saahi main
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Kheer aur daal Ki daastaan se mera bhi haal behaal kar ditta!!
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Posted: 9 years ago
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This is funny yaar 🤣
Kamal likha h 😃
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Awesome and funny post 🤣
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Originally posted by: KostinsQueen

Priyam🤣

Thanks for writing this ..Omggg this is so funny mann
Kheer - Daal - Behaal🤣
Bahuth mazaa agayaa ...,keep writing
Acha Hotha agar wo Kheer Shravan taste karli ya Hotha. ..Kheer ki janam dhanya ho jatho

Love
Suhasini


Suha šŸ¤—
Thank u so much sweetheart 😳
So happy u enjoyed reading my crap šŸ˜†
Han poor kheer šŸ˜†
Sumo banayegi to shravu jarur taste krega šŸ˜‰

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