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yelo chaalu hogaya mera gutter mind! to shuru karte hai antru ke gile baalo se tapak te hue paani se.
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"Haato paani bhai sahab! kaisa laga aapko hamare kashmiri kali ke sarse tapakte hue?"
"Ji mera haalto mat hi pucho! pehle jo ande jaise eyes antru ko dekh rahe the unse pucho!"
"Aapka matlab?"
"matlab hamare raghu bhai ke eyes ande jaise hogaye the antru ko dekhke! unki halat to pucho!"
"to bataiye raghu bhai ke eyes! aap log k kya haal chaal hai?"
" abe bina paani ki tanki! tereko apun logo ka haal jaanni hai! kyu? tu doctor hai?"
" ji bhaailog aap bharkiye mat! wo hame forum me news post karni hai!
"abe puch mat! bhai ne apunse kaam kara karake machine bana diya hai! jab dekho us attitude ki amma ko ghurte rehte hai..are koi bhai ko yeto samjhaao k apunlogo ko v rest chahiye!"
"ji aaplogo ko aur kya problems hai?"
"are ye to bas wo kashmiri kali apne baal sukha rahi thi to bhaine usko ghur ghurke apunlogo ka band baja diya! par ek do hafte pehle to bhai ne apun ka signal hi tor diya thaa!"
"ji aisa kya hua thaa!"
"wo doctorni us raat sarakpe daurti hui gundo ko apne saath dauraati hui bhai pe ja giri! aur fir kya thaa, bhai ke dil me utni barsaat me bhi fire crackers fatne lage..bhai to apun logoko bhul hi gaya...aur apunko uski heroin ko ghurne me lagadiya..
"barsaat me bhi?"
"haan..bhai to subha shaam barsaat garmi har time usko ghurta rehta hai..usdin apunlogo ki jaan hi nikal gayi thi..utne baarishme apunlogone kaise us misscall ko stair kiya wo sirf apun hi jaanta hai.."
"to paani ji aapko kya kehna hai inke haalat dekhke!"
"mereko bhi chain kidhar hai..ye director hamesha hi mera bharta banata hai...kabhi rain scene..kabhi shower scene..to kabhi kapre sukhana...hamesha mereko shot ke liye ready rehna parta hai..uff!"
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"to aap logo ne suna inki haalat...ye log ab Do dil ek jaan se DO Dil aur Daana Paani hogaye hai.."..
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to aaj ke liye itna hi...aage bhi main aur news leke ati rahungi...tabtak dekhte rahiye "Bakwaas times" isi forum me...
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"Haato paani bhai sahab! kaisa laga aapko hamare kashmiri kali ke sarse tapakte hue?"
"Ji mera haalto mat hi pucho! pehle jo ande jaise eyes antru ko dekh rahe the unse pucho!"
"Aapka matlab?"
"matlab hamare raghu bhai ke eyes ande jaise hogaye the antru ko dekhke! unki halat to pucho!"
"to bataiye raghu bhai ke eyes! aap log k kya haal chaal hai?"
" abe bina paani ki tanki! tereko apun logo ka haal jaanni hai! kyu? tu doctor hai?"
" ji bhaailog aap bharkiye mat! wo hame forum me news post karni hai!
"abe puch mat! bhai ne apunse kaam kara karake machine bana diya hai! jab dekho us attitude ki amma ko ghurte rehte hai..are koi bhai ko yeto samjhaao k apunlogo ko v rest chahiye!"
"ji aaplogo ko aur kya problems hai?"
"are ye to bas wo kashmiri kali apne baal sukha rahi thi to bhaine usko ghur ghurke apunlogo ka band baja diya! par ek do hafte pehle to bhai ne apun ka signal hi tor diya thaa!"
"ji aisa kya hua thaa!"
"wo doctorni us raat sarakpe daurti hui gundo ko apne saath dauraati hui bhai pe ja giri! aur fir kya thaa, bhai ke dil me utni barsaat me bhi fire crackers fatne lage..bhai to apun logoko bhul hi gaya...aur apunko uski heroin ko ghurne me lagadiya..
"barsaat me bhi?"
"haan..bhai to subha shaam barsaat garmi har time usko ghurta rehta hai..usdin apunlogo ki jaan hi nikal gayi thi..utne baarishme apunlogone kaise us misscall ko stair kiya wo sirf apun hi jaanta hai.."
"to paani ji aapko kya kehna hai inke haalat dekhke!"
"mereko bhi chain kidhar hai..ye director hamesha hi mera bharta banata hai...kabhi rain scene..kabhi shower scene..to kabhi kapre sukhana...hamesha mereko shot ke liye ready rehna parta hai..uff!"
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"to aap logo ne suna inki haalat...ye log ab Do dil ek jaan se DO Dil aur Daana Paani hogaye hai.."..
---------------
to aaj ke liye itna hi...aage bhi main aur news leke ati rahungi...tabtak dekhte rahiye "Bakwaas times" isi forum me...
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