Laughter Dose for this Weekend (’_-)

Hello jiii!


Arrey! Kyaa huwa?

Sab key chehrey pey baara kiyoun bajay hein?


Oh acha acha... weekend hey naa... bechaarey Armaan key maarey... time nahin kat raha kya?

Chalo sab merey peechey aao

Jaldi sey yeh laughter ki medicine lo, takey boothee ki clock theek ho jaye!

Ready?
Let's get rolling!



Atul to Armaan: Abbey yaar, aj mein tujh sey advice leney aya hun... tu
bhi kyaa yaad karey gah!
Armaan: Haan haan bolo champ... kya huwa?
Atul: Main jab baat karta hoon to mujhe sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,
aadmi nahi dikhta.
Armaan: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Atul: Phone karte waqt!



I've some doubts... Can someone clarify these for me?

1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)

2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

4. Can you cry under water? (let me try)

5. Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (I think they meant something else)

6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

7. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

8. Can you get cornered in a round room?

9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stay and watch)

10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

11. What should one call a male ladybird? (Nocomments)

12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )

13. Can you blow a balloon up under water?

14. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it)

15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be Able to hear it?

16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (any pysicists here?)

17. Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?

18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

19. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars?




Rahool& Muskaan in restaurant

Raool:- I Love u
Musky :- I don't Love u
Raool :- Think again?
Musky :- I told u. No no & no
Raool :- Waiter, bring separate bills.
Musky :- ok ok....... I Love u too......... . !

Keerti to Raool: DOCTOR Raool. Ap itney weeks sey internship mein hein,,, aur abhi tak ap ney eik bhi case acchey sey solve nahin kiya... when the hell will you find the key to success?
Raool: No maan, it'n not that i don't try... it's just that whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the bloody lock!


Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak....
- In how many instances have we seen this happen in DMG!?😆



One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY


Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.


Be as generous as ants
Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR... bakhsh do bechaarey ko... baccha hei, darr jaye gah ham chaaron ko dekh kar


Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE...(Raool & musky?hmmm)

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.




And this last one is the best one... it is from ATUL'S behalf: