Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:
Oops!
Has anyone seen my watch?
Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
Well this book doesn't say that... What edition is your manual?
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.?
Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Damn, there go the lights again...
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em.
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice.
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!