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The readers of Lunatic times have been demanding for another interview with the Cvs of the show Dill Mein Ghaas and so Mr.Jhoota Singh decide to interview one of the creatives. Here is the transcript of the same.
JS- " So what's the latest happening in DMG?"
Cv- " We are at present concentrating on a lighter track since our tragedy specialist Script writer Rondu ji is on vacation. We have asked Mr. Funta Sen to watch as many romantic comedies as he can and come up with an 'original' script."
JS- "U have already shown us how original u can be , by mixing together Dosthana, KHNH, HDDCS. The viewers have even started predicting which SRK movie u are going to use for the next track. What do u have to say about that?"
CV- " See, it's a blatant lie that we love SRK movies only. Actually we like all the khans. Why Khans?? We love any one who can inspire us."
JS-" Sir, there are people out there who have been viewing ur show for the last 3 years. Why are u hell bent on breaking the 'eterna lovers' Arjun-Rampa?? Its really heart-breaking to see them weeping endlessly and falling sick. Some have even failed in their exams becoz they could only recollect arjun's tears instead of answers during the exams. Why are u people so heart-less?" Cv- (gives an evil smile ) " Serves them right . For the past 8 months , they have been getting on our nerves by sending hate-mails, threatening calls and abusing us left and right. Did they really think we will bow down to their demands after wrecking our nerves??? " JS- (shocked)" But they are your loyal fans!"
Cv- "Loyal fans??? Whose loyal fans??These people are loyal only to the characters we created for them . They have forgotten that these characters don't exist without us."
JS- "So does that mean , u have decided to continue the track to please the SR fans?"
Cv- "We do not intend to please anyone other than ourselves.Even SR fans are making too many demands nowadays. We will soon teach them a lesson. (becomes dramatic)
AR fans kahte hain AR ko mila do, SR fans kehte hain SR ka milan kara do aur producer saab kehte hain trps bada do. Ek din aayega , jab Stone TV wale kahenge,tum sab yeh show chod do.."
JS- " sir please stop behaving like devdas and answer my questions. Our readers are curious to know what u have done with all the petitions u have received till date"
CV- " oh, we receive around 1200-3000 petitions daily on behalf of AR fans , Sr fans, YUNA fans and they have actually helped us to increase our income.We have started our own waste paper business . Since we are experienced in dishing out crap, scrap dealing business seems very easy too. "
JS- " But don't u think it an insult to all those who send petitions expecting u to actually listen to their demands? I have heard they are gonna send more "
CV- 'petitions pe petitions, petitions pe petitions, 😡petitions milte hain par appreciation nahi milta JS, aur mila hain toh sirf petitions"
JS- " Sir I hope u are not gonna include a 'damini' style court track next"
(to be continued)
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