I am sooo tired🥱 thats the last time I work on a Tuesday...
Anyway on with the update!!!!😃
Sorry for the wait guys! It wont be late tomorrow!
I LOVED todays episode!!!😳😉
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RECAP:
Veer saved Dharm from that evil nutty baba🤢
Maharaj still thinks that the Messiah is after him and that nutter Beera is right🤢
Bhimsen is gonna pretend that HE is the Messiah😆
There is another crazy psycho who wants to stop anyone from finding Charu Treasure😆
DharamVeer heading in opposite direction from Shera and RamJaane😲
And Now...
Shera and RamJaane are wandering around 😆
DharamVeer are also wandering around😆
Shera and RamJaane hide as DharamVeer come their way and pass them😉 then Shera tells RamJaane to move it😃 as DharamVeer are discussing where to look and which way to go (Well Dharam is asking all the questions and Veer is giving all the answers😆) Then Dharam suggests a reeeally stupid ideaHe says that he will go one way and Veer will go the other. Is Dharam an idiot? Everyone knows that you NEVER split up! EVER. God its like the worst mistake anyone can make in a movie! *shakes head in disgust* Veer asks Dharam why he is always talking about going seperate ways "Akele kaam karna maaza ata hain kya?"😆 (Haan Dharam agar tum akele kaam karo ghay to phir maaza kaisey aye gah?😆 Yeh Veer bhi nah! All he thinks about is maaza!😉😆) Dharam however gets his way😕 and they split up. Bad feeling guys.... Dharam is going to get himself into some new moosebat Im sure of it....😕
Meanwhile Shera and RamJaane are sticking together (the way that DharamVeer should have) and Shera has realised that Charus entrance is somewhere nearby and shes looking for it frantically and RamJaane is asking her What the Hell shes doing?😆 Arre RamJaane soonah nahin kya? You guys are looking for the KHAZANA!!!😆 And then Shera tells RamJaane to help her dig and bechara RamJaane oss ko toh kuch bhi nahin samaj ah raha!😆 Shera calm down BP high ho jaye gah!😆 Shera gives RamJaane a Are-You-Stupid? Look🤣 and they both keep digging and they find a TRAPDOOR! 😃 GO SHERA!!! GIRL POWER!!! WHOOOOO!!!! Ahem. Anyway bechara RamJaane falls over🤣 and cries out "AIII!!!! MEH MAAR GAYA!!!"🤣 No RamJaane you're not dead.... Yet.😆 Shera goes into the hole and tells RamJaane (who reeeeally doesnt want to go in that hole) to follow. Eventually after a lot of "Nahin! Mujhe nahin jana! Nahin!"😆 RamJaane folllows her with a loud "BACHAAAAOOOOO!!!!!" (If it was me I wouldnt have gone. Ive seen horror movies guys. When you go down a dark hole thats when something bad happens.....😕)
Sorry I got sidetracked where are we? Ah Yeah! VEER COMES OVER THE HILL!😃
Back to Shera and RamJaane who have slid down the hole into a cave type place and RamJaane🤣 is so scared and has fallen down and becharee Shera is so annoyed with him!🤣 Shera helps him up and somehow manages to light a torch (... Yeah.... how convenient. A torch right there when you need one *rolls eyes*) Shera says: Yahan to kuch nahin hain and RamJaane replies: That apart from darkness what the Hell is Shera going to find here? (KHAZANA RAMJAANE!!!! KHAZANA!!! MWUHAHAHAHA!!!! Ahem. Sorry.) He asks Shera if they can go home🤣 and Shera tells him to Shut Up and quietly follow Shera🤣 RamJaane reluctantly follows her but he keeps falling over and Shera annoyed with him just walks over him 🤣 Bechara RamJaane! Kahan paas gaya?😆
Meanwhile SOMEONE *wink wink nudge nudge*😃 comes down the hole too. Guess who it is? Someone with a STICK and BLACK CLOTHES and REALLY NICE HAIR....😃 Veer lights another torch (Where the Hell are these torches coming from? Sagars... Honestly...) and we get to SEE HIM! OH. MY. GOD. ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ .......................................
I'm sorry. I think I need a moment to recover. Veer is sooooo Oh-My-God-Drop-Dead-Gorgeous!!! *Squeals* Where's the Pepsi? I need Pepsi! Two secs... *Runs to kitchen, grabs a can from the fridge and takes a LARGE gulp of cold cold Pepsi* Ok Im back. Im okay. 😳
Anyway back to Veer (!!!)😉 who looks around the cave curiously and-
Ah crap. Scene changed. 🤢 Just when it was getting good as well.... *sighs*
"MAHARAJ JAIVARDHAN KEY! JAI!!!! MAHARAJ JAIVARDHAN KEY! JAI!!!"
Uh what?
Maharaj who?😕
Jai mama is a Maharaj? Since when?😕
Jai mama and Agni are somewhere outside getting cheered and applauded🤢 by a crowd of obviously stupid people. I mean everyone knows that ARYAVARDHAN is Maharaj. ARYAVARDHAN.
Anyway Jai mama holds up a nice looking sword (I want one... where would I get one like that?) cuts his thumb on it and puts a red tika on his forehead. Ah get whats happening! Jai mama is preparing for WAR!!! RWAWR!!!! Ah. Yeah. He starts giving a speech.🤢 A looooong speech about how this Fight is the most important fight of his life,about how the singhasan was always his, about how Aryavardhan is his greatest enemy, about how he's so great, about how he's gonna win, about how hes gonna kill his enemies blah blah blah🤢 about how this is a mahayudh... A MAHAYUDH GODDAMIT!!! Whoa. Calm down jai mama.... Blood pressure! Remember you blood pressure! And then theres lightning and flashing lights and camers swirling... God this is annoying where the Hell is Veer? I WANNA SEE VEER!!! Ahem sorry. Anyway everyone starts cheering again for Maharaj Jaivardhan😕 and Agni and Jai share a look. Im confused.😕
Back to SHERA! who is wandering through the cave with her torch and bechara RamJaane😆 and then they go through a tunnel and they find a gold sun symbol thing on the wall (Oooooh....) and then we see what we all really watch this drama for... VEER! WHOOHOO!!! Hes following them! Through the cave! Through the tunnel! YEAH!!!! 👏😃😉 Socho yaaro! Agay kya ho gah? Veer Shera! Ek cave mein bandh hain!!!😆
Shera then sees something on the ground. What could it be?....Its some writing that says: "Na chaal kar aow, Na dor kar aow, Charu nagari kay devda kay samnay Hamesha saar jhokah kar aow."
Uh. What?
Dont come walking Dont come running Come with your head bowed? What?
Why does this suddenly remind me of Indiana Jones? Shera looks confused. and she wonders what the heck that means? It means you cant walk or run Shera. It measn you have to crawl. Right? Thats what it means doesnt it? I dunno Im crap at riddles.
Shera gets up and starts walking again and then she stops because there is something that looks like arrows or something there😕 Huh?
Shera suddenly gets hit in the arm and drops her torch!😲 RamJaane picks up the torch and they both run back through the tunnel! I would have run home. Actually I wouldnt have gone in in the first place. *nods wisely* Sheras arm is bleeding!😲 RamJaane looks shocked😲 Yeah just like the emoticon😆
Back to VEER!!!! Who has found that gold sunsymbol thing on the wall! Veer is like Hmm....I wonder what that is...😆 and then Shera hears SOMEONE coming!!!! and she tells RamJaane to put the torch out (Theres no point Shera! Veer is gonna bump into you anyway!😆 WHOOOOHOOOO!!!!!😃 And they go and hide! AND VEER COMES IN!!! AND SHERA SEES HIM!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Grabs Pepsi and takes another drink!!!!* And then she realises that hes going the same way that they went!!! and shes all worried and she screams out "VEER! VAHAN MAAT JANA! VAHAN KATARA HAIN!!!!" AND VEER SEES HER!!!!
... Ah. Sorry. I think Ive been drinking too much Pepsi. That didnt happen. Sorry. Shera was just thinking it. *sigh*
Veer finds the Riddle and he thinks What the Hell does that mean? and Shera is thinking Veer! Dont go there! (AWWW!!! 😳 Shera is worried! ABOUT VEER!😉) And then Veer goes through that bloody tunnel and Shera and RamJaane light up their torch again and comeout of hiding
And then we go to Maharaj *Shakes head in annoyance* who is getting all dressed up with Nivriti and Charu comes (The Guy Charu not the city) and he starts talking about how he never found the Messiah and how they searched EVERYWHERE *rolls eyes* and Maharaj looks worried and then we go to Bhimsen. Oh God. Yeh ab kahan say ah gaya? And hes acting like a hero and he puts eyeliner on🤢 and Sakshi looks impressed with him🤢 Oh God. and then back to Maharaj who is convinced that the messiah is here. HES HERE DAMMIT! HE IS HERE! Jeez okay. Calm down. God, what a nutcase.😕 and Charu promises the Maharaj that everything will be okay. (....No....It wont) and then Bhimsen tells Sakshi that he will take care of everything (No he wont🤢) and then they share their motto JAI BHAVANI! Yeah. Okay. Whatever.
Whatever back to more INTERESTING things! Like VEER!!! who has somehow found his way into a big room and hes looking all around for clues and stuff and then he sees a- wait what is that? What the Hell is that? *Peers closer* Aw God! *Shakes head in annoyance* its a skeleton A FREAKING SKELETON Original. Sagars very Original. And theres a key in the hand. Yeah there would be. Veer picks the key up and grins *OH MY GOD!!! SQUEALS😳* and then he hears SOMEONE coming!!! YAY!!!! He blows out his torch and hides and SHERA COMES IN!!!! 😃😉 WHOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!! And they come infront of VEER!!! WHO GETS A KNIFE OUT! NOOOO VEER!!! ITS YOUR PREM KAHANI! DONT KILL IT! And then Shera asks RamJaane where did Veer go? And I grab my Pepsi! And Veer looks SURPRISED! AND IM JUMPING UP AND DOWN! AND then RamJaane says "Hai Ram! Yahan toh katara hee katara hain!" 🤣 Agar yahan koi bhooth ah gaya toh hum kya karein ghay?🤣 And Shera tells him to shut up 🤣 AND VEER PUTS HIS KNIFE AWAY!!!
And then RamJaane says "Yeh tumhare Rajkumar Veer na jane kahan gayab ho gaye?" AND VEER IS LIKE WHAT???? HOW THE HELL DO THEY KNOW THAT???
And RamJaane then says: Ees say pehle hum gayb ho jaye🤣 hum yeh khazana dhond ley yeh hee acha hain!"
AND VEER IS LIKE WHAT THE HELL????
And Veer thinks: They came here for the Khazana??? Who ARE they???
And then SHERA SAYS: Yeh Veer achanak kahan gayb ho gaya?"
And VEER Thinks:YEH MUJHE KAISEY JAANTEY HAIN???
AND THEN-
IT FINISHES? WHAT???? NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!! TELL MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Throws Pepsi at the Tv*
Ahem.
Yeah.
See you tomorrow guys!
Aisha xxx😉