Jalandhar's 'complex' family tree

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Posted: 12 years ago
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For someone who had been portrayed (in DKDM, at least) as having thought that he was all alone in the world at different times in his life, Jalandhar actually has quite an interesting "family tree"! [This is a bit tongue-in-cheek - I sincerely hope no one is offended!]

1) To begin with, he is an ansh of Mahadev so is sort of like Mahadev's son. This means that Kartikeya, Ashoksundari, and Ganesh are like his siblings. And that Devi Parvati is sort of like his mother, even though he was not born of her.

Ok, so since Lord Vishnu and Devi Parvati are considered to be brother and sister, this means that Lord Vishnu is sort of like Jalandhar's mama (uncle = mother's brother) and Devi Lakshmi is like his mami (aunt = mother's brother's wife).

2) Now, as both Jalandhar and Devi Lakshmi were born of the sea, they are considered siblings and Samudradev is their father.

This means that we could consider:

A) Devi Lakshmi as both sister and mami of Jalandhar.

B) Lord Vishnu as both his jeeja (brother-in-law = sister's husband) and mama.

C) Devi Parvati as both his "mum" and his sister's nanad (sister-in-law = husband's sister).

D) Mahadev as both J's father and as his sister's [Devi Lakshmi's] nandoi (brother-in-law = husband's sister's husband).

E) Jalandhar as both a brother to Kartikeya, Ashoksundari, and Ganesh, as well as their (sort of) "uncle" (their mami's brother).

and my personal favourite...

F) Jalandhar (sort of) as his own uncle and his own nephew! 🤣
("Uncle" = his father's [Mahadev's] sehlaj's [Devi Lakshmi's] brother; sehlaj = wife's brother's wife. "Nephew" = his sister's [Devi Lakshmi's] nanad's [Devi Parvati's] "son"]

And now if we bring Vrinda in to this, only as Jalandhar's wife, this means that her Ishtdev, Lord Vishnu, is now also her nandoi (brother-in-law = husband's sister's husband) as well as her uncle (husband's "mama"). How many people get to actually be related to their Ishtdev! (No offence intended at all - I sincerely hope none was taken by anyone!) This also makes what we know is going to happen soon even more awkward than it already was!

And now (according to DKMD) Jalandhar wants to kidnap/destroy Devi Parvati, who is like his mum (and according to the Puraans he lusted after her, which is even worse!).

And back to Jalandhar again, for someone who was so seemingly against the Tridevs, he actually has a special connection with all three of them: he was Mahadev's ansh, he was Lord's Vishnu's brother-in-law (saala = wife's brother) and (sort of) nephew (bhanja = sister's son), and he was given his name by Lord Brahma!

And to add one more element to this already complicated web, DKDM threw in a mermaid mother for him!

😊

Poor Jalandhar, with such a complex web woven around him, is it a wonder that he eventually lost the plot? 😛 (This is a joke, but the tangled family tree is real according to the mythology!)

PS. Sincerely, no offence intended! I know the majority of these characters are revered Gods and I do not mean to hurt anyone's sentiments with this post. This is just what happens when I'm seeing connections everywhere (and am trying to have some light moments before the upcoming sad and/or weird events reach us)!

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Posted: 12 years ago
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complicated family tree there. awesome 👏
i was planning to make a post on jallu-parvati relationship. but ur post is much better than that . loved it to the core. 👏
the best part is jallu his own uncle 🤣

y would anyone get offended with this? what ur saying is absolutely true.👏 if we look at relations then this is the way it is.👏

we need to be open minded and accept thoughts rather than being narrow minded and get offended. 😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Wow yar, mast post hai. Lovd it.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Seriously arti u must get the title of creator of unique topics..
Poor jal he feels all lonely lonely, but he has whole plethora of khandaan out there.
Jal as his own uncle n nephew.. This is LOLable!!
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: .Reshama.

did jallu had offsprings???


No, Jalandhar did not have kids (as far as we know).
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Posted: 12 years ago
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really ..again Arti...amazing post
so theoretically so many relations jalandhar has
really good observation ...jalandhar as brother of kartikaye,ganesh n AS as well as uncle :-P
n ur personal fav is mine too 😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Wow that was one hilariously true post😆
Great compilation of all the relations btw Tridev/ Tridevi's and J.
seriously what are they tryin to show.. as in literally 'show' goin over my head-wa!

Thanks for the post
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Posted: 12 years ago
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🤣
That was too good! And the best: Jal is his own uncle and his own nephew!🤣🤣
How does your brain think all these things? It does not seem to go haywire or hyper-excited or anything - How???😆

Edited by Surya_krsnbhakt - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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What an interesting Post...!!

Even Shukracharya didn't think so much...!! 😆

If only Mahadev could have elaborated a Little more than " Mere Ansh" on Jalandhar's relationship status..😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: sia221

What an interesting Post...!!


Even Shukracharya didn't think so much...!!😆

If only Mahadev could have elaborated a Little more than " Mere Ansh" on Jalandhar's relationship status..😆



mahadev wud hav torn off his remaining locks if he attempted 2 xplain this Wold Wide Web of relations.
Strange enough, sambandhon se pare Mahadev has the most complex sambhandh 2 his credit in form of J!

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