to make u smile *DZ* :)

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@Being-Human

Rocker

Posted: 12 years ago

time to the stupid jokes

Teacher-papu Ek Story Sunao Withmoral :-)
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Papu-maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
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Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha.
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Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni.

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Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me
Coldrink Ki Botle
Leke Bethi Thi,
Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko
Lagati To Kabhi 20
Min Me, Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa
Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini
Aur Puri 1 Ghut
Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai,
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Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To
Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

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Jab Koi Sms Ni Krta.
Itna Gussa Ata H.
Dil To Chahta H,
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Chapal Utar K
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Aram Se Baith Jau Or
Sochu Sayad Bhejna Nhi Ata Hoga.

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Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

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Light jane k baad candle leke pappu toilet ja rahatha
kai kambakhat phook marke keh gaya
Happy birthday 2 u

Batao yaar Emergency ke wqt bhi mazak

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1PagaL Aaina Dekh K Sochne Laga
Esko Kahi Dekha H
Thodi Der Sochne K Baad

"O Teri " Ye To Wohi H
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Jo Mere Sath Us din BaaL Ktwa Raha Tha

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Boy:"hey,

i love u,

meri gf banogi.. ??

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Grl:"hmmm!

Apna numbr de do,

jab current bf se break-up hoga

to miss call kar dungi..

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luv u guys enjoy 😆😉