LETS HAVE SOME FUn...!!!

Hey tashi i am andy the kamini of this forum lolz
its a nice idea to start with

Here is my joke

Teacher : agar ek boat main sirf do log ho ek tumhari girlfriend and ek tumhara dost to
Tum kise baachao ge

Rahil : kisi ko bhi nahi

Teachet : kyu

Rahil ; pehele ye batao saale dono ek boat main akele kar kya rahe the

Originally posted by: swetsurati

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Ghatiya joke 🤣

Originally posted by: AndreaBaid

Hey tashi i am andy the kamini of this forum lolz
its a nice idea to start with

Here is my joke

Teacher : agar ek boat main sirf do log ho ek tumhari girlfriend and ek tumhara dost to
Tum kise baachao ge

Rahil : kisi ko bhi nahi

Teachet : kyu

Rahil ; pehele ye batao saale dono ek boat main akele kar kya rahe the

Originally posted by: sweet.tashi

hi andy...nice1🤣

Ikr so your trun any joke

Originally posted by: AndreaBaid

Ghatiya joke 🤣

toh kamini tu kya samjti hai tera baqda achha hai...tera daouble ghatiya hai

Here goes mine.Sarey credit jata hai iss forum kei sabse bari nikammi'Swinipriya'ko.So throw all ur jootas in her..
__JOKES__
EK admi ki wife ka raastey mei accident ho jata hai.So police uss admi ko phone karta hai.
POLICE:Sir a woman had an accident.Pliz come here to cheak the dead body.It looks like ur wife..
HUSBAND:I m busy now.U click the photo and tag it to me.IF ITS HER THE I WILL CLIK LIKE..🤣
...
TEACHER:Acha batao 55 kaise likhtey hai?
STUDENT:pata nahi??
TEACHER:arey pehley 5 likho n phir uskey side pei ek aur 5 likho.
Student phir 5 likhta hai n phir ruk jata hai.
TEACHER:What r u waiting for?
STUDENT:5 ki kounse side pei dusra 5 likhu?🤣
...
Ek dost apni dusrey dost seh kehta hai.
D1:Tujhe pata hai mei na apni wife ko humaisha office janey seh pehley kiss karta hu aur tu??
D2:ha mei bhi karta ho but terey janey seh pehley🤣
...
Ek bachey ki dad ussey n uski dad ko bolta hai ki wo ek meeting hai so wo jaa rahey hai.Unki kuh guest ayengey.So unhey achey seh chair mei bithwa kar unki khatir daari karey..N phir wo chaley jatey hai.
Kuch time baad bacha dadi seh poonchta hai.
B:dadi dadi chair matlab?
Dadi jada achi mood mei nahi thi issiliye wo gusse mei kehti hai
D:Gadhegy.
bacha phir poonchta hai.
B:Dadi dadi guest matlab?
D:Nikammey.
B:Dadi dadi papa matlab?
D:halkat.
B:dadi dadi meeting matlab?
Dadi lo suddenly khasi ati hai.
D:Ahem Ahem.
Phir kuch time baad guest atey hai toh bacha bolta hai.
B to guest:Ayiye ayiye nikammo.Akey gadhey pei bathiye.
All guests r very angry.Wo bahar seh boltey hai.
G:Tumhare dad kaha hai??
B:Halkat toh bahar gaya hai AHEM AHEM karne.🤣
...
Sorry for my language:)

lol nice one Andy, sweta