**12th Rajkumari of the Week:M?A?I?S** - Page 6

Originally posted by: Siberian_Pigeon

Suddenly, I am beginning to love, and adore polo.🤣 🤣 She is doing what I don't have time do this time. OMG Polo! I bow down to your girl.🤣 Wanna kissy kiss.🤣

Originally posted by: lovelygeet24x7

polo,r u still hell bent on torchring her?🤣 🤣

poor soul🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: Gowri05

Hey mais congo shogo Thank you!

here are my set of questions

How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Cuz the pizza is round so it circulates faster

Why is it that they say penny for your thoughts and yet you have to put your two cents worth? What they say is not always what they mean.

If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? I think skin tickles birds. Opposite you see.

Do blind people see their dreams? And do colour blind folks see their dreams in black and white?

What does the term free gift mean? Aren't all gifts supposed to be free? Gifts aren't always free. You have to do a certain amount of good to make a place in the givers heart for him to give you a gift. That is your price for a gift, an intangible prince.

If Barbie is the most popular then why do people rush to buy her friends as well? To give her friends constant complex. Thus, maintaining Barbie's superiority.

If a turtle does not have his shell do you call him naked or homeless? Homeless

If Americans throw rice at weddings do Asians throw burgers? Nah, French do that!

If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? Light and Sound are independent to a person's nose but the smell is not so I guess, you can't find the speed of smell.

Did a clumsy javelin thrower discover the pole vault? Have to complete my time machine before I answer this question.

If sheep can't sleep what do they count? Goats

If a bedroom has no bed in it then what do you call it? bedLESSroom

If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Bless Me

Does shaved ice have hair and is it shaved for people to call it shaved ice? They haven't shown me how they make it yet.

Where does a wandering mind go? Off in the Woods of Thoughts

Why did the Dead Sea die? Who killed it? The salt

If smoking is prohibited in gas stations then why are ciggarettes sold there? Smoking is, selling isn't.

Why can't people tickle themselves? Because the body knows that there is no fun in it.

If quicksand sucks people down slowly why is it called that? To scare people

Why do feet smell and the nose runs? Hey, even the body is allowed to do something "different" :P

Why is the word abbreviated so long? The dictionary people hate this word I giess...

Why is clear regarded as a color? Cuz it allows to see other colors. So to thank it, it is considered as a color.

If a building is already built why is it called a building? Because it has to fall one day to be built again.

Why is the term tourist season used when you cant shoot any? The animals can shoot if they want to, this warning is for them not us.

Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? Who knows, maybe the corpse gets lonely and wants some company in the middle of the night.

If doctors are so skilled then why is their work called practice? It's all a big, giant conspiracy!

Why does night fall and yet the day breaks? Day breaks your dreams, nights makes your intentions fall.

If rain drops then why does snow fall? Because tears drop and dandruff falls.

Are crop circle caused by cereal killers? I am a big believer of this theory

Do you have crash courses for pilots? Naahhh!

How come it is alright to pick ears but not the nose? This is injustice I tell you!

How many weeks does a light year contain? Will tell you after counting.

How much milk does a Milky way have? I am not interested in milk.

If corn is used to make corn oil how do you make baby oil? Pssshhh...! Duh! It's all the same thing bus naam different hain.

If peanut butter is used to make peanut butter cookies then what do you use to make girl scout cookies? See above.

Why does Superman wear his shorts over the trousers? Cuz he forgot to wear them inwards. Since not wearing shorts is bad manners, he didn't want to disappoint his mother.

Are ducks used to make duck tape? Nopes, sitting ducks are.

If Microsoft is big then why isn't it called Macrosoft? It had no idea that it'd grow this big. By the time it did, it was too late to change the name.

Why is a pizza packed in a square box? To surprise everyone!

Why is the term "slept like a baby" used when babies wake up every few hours?

will rturn soon wid more!!

Originally posted by: poulomi12

Maisy, torture abhi baki hai, mere dost!😈 abhi bhi shuru nahin hui hai.

Only if Minz was here...🤡

Nizza, chal yaar issey torture kartey hain!<3 Mauka mila hai, haath se math jaane de.😆

Wendy, post questions!😡 we need to grill her to make a bharta out of her.🤣

Originally posted by: lovelygeet24x7

polo,r u still hell bent on torchring her?🤣 🤣

poor soul🤣 🤣