WEEKLY BULLETIN OF DEK

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WEEKLY BULLETIN OF DEK

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Epidemic of udaylaria spreads across the world

Jaigarh(IF Correspondent):udaylaria is very contagious and dangerous disease , initially restricted to jaigarh ,but now spread to all over the world .It is commonly seen in young girls , specially who watch DEK on sony.Patient suffering from this can be easily diagnosed on clinical symptoms like insomnia(lack of sleep),anorexia(loss of appetite ,and severe mental disturbance ,and their symptoms aggravate whenever they see prince Udaybeer wearing closed neck shirts of dark colors. They spend their whole day-night discussing the episode and commenting on Udaybeer Fanpage.

WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION (WHO) has failed to produce any vaccine for this new viral infection and they have expressed their condolence for families of patient

RAJMATA advised to join yoga classes

Devgarh(DEK sources): Rajmata of devgarh was advised recently by her family doctor Mr Doctorsaab to join yoga classes since she had gained weight by 10 kg and her blood sugar was also increased. Doctorsaab blamed Udaybeer for Rajmata's condition. He said that Udaybeer has been makhanmarofying Rajmata with his sugarcoated words. However Udayveer told our reporter that he can personally give Rajmata physical training and help her and denied all accusation. Well we hope Uday that your training will help our Rajmata to lose weight gained due to you.

Manyata wins the royal marathon

Princess Manyata wins the royal marathon organized by cockroach association. The other royal family members princess Unnati, princess jaynandini and prince Vijay had taken part along with other royal servants. It was a breathtaking competition which was witnessed by janta of devgarh. Miss choti organizer of this marathon started the competition by waving the flag .Rajmata who was also chief guest of function distributed the prizes .Prince Uday and his father maharaja Giriraj were invited as special guest. When our reporter asked princess Manyata how she felt after winning, she replied by saying that it is in her blood to win and she gave credit of her success to her boyfriend Prince Udaybeer who always encouraged her.

Later in night royal family celebrated the success by special dinner, and princess Manyata's favorite food recipes sambhar chawal, udti thai fish,swimming murghi was prepared in menu.

Weather fore cast

Climate of the devgarh will be sunny romantic as our Prince Uday will try to woo princess Manyata , however there is also possibility that it can be interrupted heavy rainfall if Akash and his team tries to distract Manyata to get her attention.

Glamour news

Princesses of devgarh to host royal sleep over party

Princess Jaynandini and Manyata will be hosting party for their chamchis and friends. Guest will be welcomed by nimbo paani and then there will be baarat dance on DJ'S music. They have planned various games like chor-police, jadu-tona, and also mehandi competition. Both princesses looked very excited for the party. Princess Jaynandini told our reporter that she has also planned to watch golmal3 with her friends

Poll of the week

Should princess Manyata stay in princess Jaynandini's room?

If yes type y

If no type n

and send to 45454

Puzzle of the week

Guess the meaning of word "kadak papita"

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Edited by Kesarmania - 13 years ago