C.I.D To Slove The Dead Man Alive & Snake In Body Cases This Weeke - Page 2

Thanks for sharing. 👍🏼

The second plot does look promising. Hoping for decent cases with proper investigation.

Originally posted by: visrom

I saw this cap yesterday...

Originally posted by: visrom

I saw this cap yesterday...

This plus the promo inspired me...here goes...

Scene; Lab

ACP: Haan Salunkhe...kya hua? Post mortem ho gaya?

Salunkhe: nahi...main post mortem nahi kar saka!

ACP: Kyon?

Salunkhe: Boss, maine is laash ka x ray liya toh ek chauka dene wali baat pata chali

ACP: Phir wohi 'chauka dene wali baat'. main tang aa gaya hoon. Main kisi baat par chaukta nahi hoon.

Salunkhe: Achcha? Ye baat hai?

Toh theek hai. Main is laash ka pet kaat deta hoon. Uske baad main yahan se chala jaaonga. Jo dekhna hai tum log dekh lo.

ACP: Haan theek hai. 17 saal hue CID mein. Ab toh main khud post mortem kar sakta hoon.

Salunkhe: Achcha...theek hai. Main bhi dekhta hoon.

Freddie (whispers): Sir...ek baar soch lijiye...pata nahi kya hai laash ke andar.

ACP: kuch nahi hoga Freddie...hoga koi bullet ya koi glass ka tukda...kitne cases solve kar chuke hain hum sab.

Salunkhe: 😈

Lo boss...maine pet kaat diya. Ab main jaa raha hoon.

(and rushes out of the lab)

ACP and Freddie look inside.

Freddie: Siirrr!!! Saaannnppp

...and tries to run away. ACP catches him and prevents him from running away.

ACP: Aise kaise bhaag sakte ho Freddie. Tum ek CID officer ho. CHalo pakdo us saanp ko.

Freddie: Nahi sir. Mujhe darr lag raha hai! Aap khud pakad lijiye na.

ACP: Wooh...darasal...mujhe bhi saanp se darr hai.

Freddie: sir, ek kaam karte hain. Daya sir ko bulate hain.

ACP: Theek hai jaldo phone karo

Freddie(phones Daya): Sir, jaldi lab mein aayiye.

Daya(on the other side): Kyon Freddie, kya hua?

Freddie: Emergency hai sir. ACP sir ka order hai.

Daya rushes to the lab.

ACP: Daya, lash ke andar saanp hai. Use nikaalo aur kahin door fenkkar aao.

Daya: Sir...saaanp???

ACP: it's an order.

Daya: theek hai sir.

Daya wears gloves and tries to take his hands close to the snake but his courage fails him.

Daya: Sir...please...yeh mujhse nahi hoga.

Freddie: sir!!! Idea...

Aapne Nagina film dekhi hai?

ACP: Haan wohi jisme Amrish Puri Saanp ko vash mein karte hain. Sridevi ne bohot achha dance kiya hai...kya hai woh gaana - 'main teri dushman, dushman tu mera'.

Daya joins in...main nagin tu sanpera..aaa...aaa.

ACP(suddenly back to the real world): Daya...lab mein saanp hai aur tum gaana gaa rahe ho?

Freddie: Sir hum bhi Amrish puri ki tarah costumes pehenkar aate hain aur woh nagin wala gaana bajaate hain...saanp humare vash mein aa jaayega.

And the three of them dress up in snake charmer costumes and start playing the music with those pipes(not sure what they are called)

Meanwhile Abhijeet arrives in the lab.

Abhijeet: 🤣 Yeh kya chal raha hai sir?

Daya: boss,laash ke pet ke andar saanp hai...hum use vash mein laane ki koshish kar rahe hain.

Abhijeet: Lekin Daya, yeh asli saanp nahi hai. Salunkhe saab ne mujhe bataaya. 🤣

ACP: Kya!!! Salunkhe ko pata tha ki woh asli saanp nahi hai?

Salunkhe arrives laughing his head off.

Salunkhe: Pradyuman...wah...mazaa aaaya. 🤣

ACP: Yeh kya mazaak hai Salunkhe? 😡

Salunkhe: Boss, agli baar jab main kahoonga ki chauka dene wali baat hai...toh mera mazaak mat udaana. 😈