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visrom

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Stunner

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Posted: 13 years ago

#761

Wow, Assassinator has bought a new phone on my advice. 😉

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Daydreaming

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Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#762

🤣

I read this news Pune Mirror.
The Local Crime Branch (LCB) team of the Pune rural police solved a theft based on the smell of gutkha. Police had found gutkha on the bolt of a door that the susbect had broken on january 12 before fleeing with jwellery worth Rs 4 lakh. While inspecting the house, the gutkha was detected after the strong smell permiated the crime scene. Following this lead, the police arrested a youth who regularly ate gutkha and worked at the house of victim.
They have given a photograph of LCB official with the jwellery and the ''gutkha eater'' 🤣

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visrom

@visrom

Stunner

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Posted: 13 years ago

#763

Wow...I can imagine an episode out of this.

Abhijeet : Sir yahan ek ajeeb tarah ki badboo aa rahi hai.

ACP: Is ghar ka har ek kona check karo...

Daya: Check kiya sir, lekin yahan kuch nahin mila.

ACP: Ek cheez hai Daya jo tum Salunkhe ke paas le jaa sakte ho.

Daya: Woh kya sir?

ACP: Hawa...Daya, Abhijeet is ghar ke andar jo hawa hai, uska sample salunkhe ke paas le jaao.

Abhijeet; Hawa kaise le jaa sakte hain sir?

ACP: Balloons mein (and walks off)

Daya and Abhijeet give each other a 😕 look.

Forensic lab.

Salunkhe: KYA LAAYE HO MERE LAB MEIN, YAHAN KOI PARTY CHAL RAHI HAI?

ACP: SALUNKHE: JALDI SE IN BALLOONS MEIN SE HAWA NIKAALO AUR TEST KARO KI ISME KIS CHEEZ KI BADBOO HAI.

Salunkhe: Itne saare balloons test karne mein kum se kum 2 din lagenge.

ACP(takes out his gun): SALUNKHE, MAIN TUMHE SIRF 2 GHANTE DETA HOON. TEST KARTE HO YA NAHIN!!!!!

And we all will be

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Daydreaming

@Daydreaming

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#764

🤣
Salunkhe taking out his own gun (By now Salunkhe also must be owning a gun as he frequently needs it to point at someone from the team..) pointing it at ACP: Dekho ACP do din to lagenge hi..
ACP: Abhijeet, sabko bahar leke jaao.
(Abhijeet does that. After some time they hear a loud bang. All run inside.)
Abhijeet: Arey kya ho gaya, goli to nahi lagi..
(ACP and Salunkhe are standing holding each other's hands with ''total bhaichara expressions'' 🤣)
Salunkhe: Arey nahi Abhijeet, woh to test karte samay baloon foot gaya..