Just Do Mazzak - Page 20

Originally posted by: soni_gal

An old man named vinu goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor (nug) enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

vinuji, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."


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lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣 Poor vinu😛

Originally posted by: Believe

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwww😆😭😭

awww... hunz its ayt itz just a joke!! and btw it suits u!!😉

Originally posted by: soni_gal

awww... hunz its ayt itz just a joke!! and btw it suits u!!😉

Wat suit me..!!!!!!!!! without_____😛chiii lol😆

TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Vinu: I is...
TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."
Vinu : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 😆
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Originally posted by: Believe

Wat suit me..!!!!!!!!! without_____😛chiii lol😆

hehe... i waz jk!!! dont take it seriously!😉

Nug: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"

Doctor Vin : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died". 😛

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Lara Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Soni : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time
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Shruti: "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Huzi : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday 😉

Originally posted by: Believe

Shruti: "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Huzi : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday 😉

lol vinu...tum bhi na!!!! 😆

Originally posted by: Believe

Nug: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"

Doctor Vin : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died". 😛

--
Lara Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Soni : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time
😛
--

Shruti: "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Huzi : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday 😉

lmao!!!!😆 ur so funny vinuji!😆😆😆

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!


hehe... to lara! ma friend!! 😆 😆 😳

With no warning and clear out of the blue, a husband said to his wife(vinu && vidhi 😉 ), "Honey, I have invited a friend home for supper tonight."

Vidhi, "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't have time to go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal tonight!"

Vinu, "I know all that."

"Then why in the world did you invite your friend for supper tonight?" asked Vidhi.

Vinu answered, "Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married! 😆