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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

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Posted: 16 years ago

#271

Salman and Hritik court mein case lad rahe thhe

ki zyada smart kaun hai ?

dono hi case haar gaye...

aur ek - doosre se bahar aake poochne lage--

yaar ye THAMEEM -Kaun hai? 🤣

{ jo hum se bhi zyaada smart banraha hai }

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Rajni G

@princezna

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

#272

^^ gud one thameem........isse kehte hain apne munh miyan mithoo... 😉😆

Hey vinu whts wrong wid my avi??? no koi disease nahin hain.. ganguli ka avi hain & ekdum perfect hain.ok

Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

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Posted: 16 years ago

#273

@ princeza...lol 😆 I was just kidding yaar....iss mein apna muh miyan mittu kyun..?

Dying husband:... I have something to tell you.

Wife:.. Don't speak, just rest.

Husband:.. No, I must confess, I had an affair with your sister and your best friend.

Wife: Sshhh. I know! That's why I poisoned you!

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Rajni G

@princezna

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

#274

I knw i knw ki u was kidding.... lolzz

arre khud hi apni tarif karoge toh apne munh miyan mithoo hi kehlaoge na........

Shoot for the moon... cause even if you miss you will end up in the stars .

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209252

Suspended

Posted: 16 years ago

#275

Aby O egg k chilke!

Aam ki gutthli!

Sare hue bengan!

Uble hue aloo!

Africa ke bandar!

Kabhi kisi ko aisa na bolna bura lagta hai yaar!

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Rajni G

@princezna

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

#276

Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? ....

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Because he would be a woman then.

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209252

Suspended

Posted: 16 years ago

#277

Khuda kare tumhe 'JUDAI' na mile

Kisi ke dard mein 'TANHAI' na mile

Agar mujhe SMS na karo

To kuch aisa mausam ho sardi ka aur tumhe 'RAZAI' na mile

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jia

@jia_v

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

#278

i dont if it had been posted before but...

a sardar was introducing his family..

he siad: i am sardar and this is sardarni (his wife).... this is my kid ( his son) and this is my kiddny ( his daughter) :P haha

Edited by awaisjutt123456 - 16 years ago

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

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Posted: 16 years ago

#279

Gazab ka nakhra,
Ajeeb ye style hai,
Messagae nahi karte aur kehte ho mere pass mobile hai,
Besharami ki hadd to dekho ye padhkar bhi,
inke chehare pe SMILE hai.