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After reading the TB article , i got a very bad suspicion in my over active brain .
They mentioned about ' Amma's punishment .' Well , what do you think Amma's punishment will be ?
The punishments in CB ......especially in Vrindavan seem to be standing in front of a gang of mustachios with pastel colored turbans [ Flaming Red , Indigo , Vibrant Green and Mustard] .........who , it seems are the Panchayat . And they decide evrything as they are the authority of Vrindavan . It seems as though Vrindavan has no police station . And even if there is one , it seems as though the cases dont go to the police level till the Pastel Turbans sanction it . So keeping that in mind , I have this horrid suspicion that The gang will decide to punish Amma with some terrible punishment like ostracizing her or sending her away from Vrindavan keeping her age in mind till guess who saves her at the last minute .
Radhika , of course . With a dramatic Ruko !!!! She will plead , cry , wring her hands in front of the turbaned Mustachios and ask them complex questions like .......Jab maine unhe maaf kiya toh Aap kaun hote hai unhe saza dene waale ? I wont press charges if u refer her to police . Woh meri Ammaji thi aur Ammaji rahengi aur mein apne poti hone ka dharm zarur nibhaungi . Dekhti hu , koun Ammaji ko Vrindavan se bahar nikalta hai .
Then dramatic secene between Dev as Rajpurohit [ he has discarded his groom clothes and has quickly put on his Raj Purohit attire Kurta and is sitting with the upa vastra on his shoulder and wrist like Julius Caesar even in that emergency] and Radhika who refuses to go ahead with wedding till charges against Amma are dropped .
Dev's defences crumbling when yet one more time the marraige to which he was so close is being held like a carrot before him ......[ like the Daksh episode .] Besides , the blazing innocence in Radhika's wide , wide eyes . Who can withstand it ?
The Turbaned gang will say.........Why shud Raj purohit be punished by wedding not proceeding ? Instead , let the old hag go with a warning this time .
Dont do like this again you Old Hag , they tell her angrily . You Uncontrollable crone , this is your age to do Hari Hari and you are doing these dhandas wasting your and our time both . We r leaving you for your poti's sake , got it ? Go now , never show us your chubby , evil face again . Muh me ram aur bagal mein suri ha ? Bad lady , now we know what you are , go away .
Shastri , firing Amma : Amma dekha aapne , kisne tumhe bachaya ? Did u see , Did u ? Radhika ne........wohi Radhika jise tumne jalane ka prayatna kiya !
Devki ........totally constipated .
Purohits........Dead pan .
Dev : Radhika , Radhika , jisne tumhe jalaya use bhi tumne maaf kiya ? Ha ? Itna vishaal hai tumhara hriday Radhika ? Itna vishaal ? " Then with his standard gulp " Theek Hai Radhika . Jaise tum Chaho .'
Dadi : Itni vishaal hridaywaali bahu paana mera soubhagya hai Shastriji . Vaishali kuch dekha tumne ?"
Vaishali wrings her laced , scented handkerchief and nods uneasily , wondering how she will cope with this vishaal hridayi bahu once she comes to live in PB .
Arjun grins like a cretin although he doesnt know why he is grinning at this point , Susheel chews his gum with a raised eyebrow and Mrinalni rolls her eyes.
The Turbaned mustachios are now hungry and planning to attend the wedding feast of the RP , saying jokingly ........Chalo Chalo , jaldi se baki ke rasam poore karo , Hume Dawat khaani hai RajPurohit ki Shaadi ki . AAkhir Raj Purohit ki shaadi baar baar kab aayegi .
Upon which there is laughter .......Mrinalni badly wants to open her mouth and retort to the Mustachios that Kyu nahi ? Agar Raj Purohit ki doosri baar Shaadi ho sakti hai toh teesri baar kyu nahi ? But catching Dadi's stern eye shuts her mouth , and all disperse to star the remaining rasams .
This , my friends , is a perfect possibility in CB . May Kanha prove it wrong .
Mannat Har Khushi Paane Ki
Veer Hanuman
