Our next hawk of the week... - Page 7

Originally posted by: *Sunita*

omg... faints...

Sneha, isn't it time for a new HOTW... 😆 😆 😉

shame *punches Sunits* 😊😆 you deserve it 😃😆

and no its not time for HOTW 😛😆

Originally posted by: *VaVaVoom14*

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? I m so beautiful..😆😆


2. How much cash do you have on you? 20$, I m poor...😆


3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"? Sour 😆


4. Favorite planet? Earth, bcos I have not seen the other eight..😳


5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile? My friend...😉


7. What shirt are you wearing? I m wearing a formal shirt...


8. Do you "label" yourself as anything? nope.


9. Name the shoe brand you are wearing. nine west


10. Bright or Dark room? bright


11. Whats the time 😆 5:33 PM


13. What were you doing at midnight last night? sleeping...😆


14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say? come online..😆😆😆

15. Where is your mailbox? close to my house...


16. What's a phrase that you say a lot? big deal...


17.Who told you he/she loved you last? I m not answering this...😆😆😆


18. Last furry thing you touched? none


19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? none


21. Favorite age you have been so far? every yr is great for me, but I cherish the time back when I was 19-20 yrs old..


22. Your worst enemy? its u..😆😆😆


23. Current image on your desktop? my parents pic..


24. What was the last thing you said to someone? I just said the above things to u...😆😆😆


25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be? million bucks as I can always fly or have my plane after having them..😆😆😆

26. Do you like someone? Yes


27.what was the last song you listened to? pehli nazar main

28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet? depends on the situation and my instincts..😳


29. If you could punch one person in your now, who would it be? without any doubt.. its u..

30. What is the closest object to your left foot? dustbin..😆😆😆

Originally posted by: *~sneha~*

i found these in a website...So i didnt frame them if they dont make sense not my fault : omg Snehu, yeh kya kiya...😭

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? so that they can fool people around...😆

If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?" I will try out some day...

If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk? yes..

If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do? word slicer

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman? yes.

If a mime commits suicide, does he use a silencer? no

If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn't it reverse up and down? bcos it will break.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth? 😕

If a pig is sold to the pawn shop, is it a ham-hock? yes

If a pizza place sells pizza by the slice, is there a guy in the back tossing a triangle in the air? heehee

If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun, is a proverb a word used in place of a verb? no

If a tree falls in the forest, does the earth scream out in pain? yes

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? yes

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? human

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? will not know

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? no

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? I took it..

If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting? everywhere.

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green, and a lemon called a yellow? bcos there is no word to discribe orange

If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe? yes

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends? no idea

If bees live in an apiary, do apes live in a beeiary? yes, I have checked it

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? no use

Are you tired now? yes

If cats and dog didn't have fur would we still pet them? not really

If corn can't hear, why does it have an ear? hmmm

If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from? baby😆

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? freedom

If everything is part of a whole, what is the whole part of? none

If flowers don't talk back to you, are they mums? no

If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show? no clue

If God can do anything, can he make a rock so big he can't lift it? --George Carlin yes

If God dropped acid, would he see people? yes

If humans get a charley horse, what do horses get? ranch

If humans have nightmares, what do horses have? heehe

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? nope

If I save time, when do I get it back? none

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? no idea

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? heehee

If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes? bcos both are inverse to each other

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? no

If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like? heehe

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of? girls..

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? no clue

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? yes

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? heehee

If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers? heehee

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do? they look great

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? bcos #1 is already taken

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? nope

If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it? we will not

If time heals all wounds, how come bellybuttons don't fill in? heehee

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of? no clue

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? can try

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? its not

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? yes

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? yes

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? for people who accompany them

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? red

If you didn't get caught, did you really do it? yyes

If you get into a taxi cab, and ask the driver to drive backwards to your destination, will the cab driver owe you money? no

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? no

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? no

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? no

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? yes

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? yes

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? yes

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? nothing and cat will sing miaw

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? nothing.

If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? nope

If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn? yes

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? to see

In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so? yes

Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers? I will suggest them.

Is "tired old clich" one? yes

Is a castrated pig disgruntled? yes

Is a halfback more valuable than a quarterback? yes

Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer? yes

Is a small pig called a hamlet? yes

Is an oxymoron a really dumb bovine? yes

Is drilling for oil boring? yes

Is duck tape made out of ducks? yes

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? yes

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? yes

Is that a flying saucer or a pie in the sky? yes

Is the nose the center of the face? yes

Is this bullshit or fertilizer? fertilizer

Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft? nope

Are you tired? yes

ill comment on the answers to my earlier questions later😆 😆 heehee, but dont comment on this one...😆

Do you hate me now? 😆 😆 nope...

Love ya
Sneha

Originally posted by: *Sunita*

1) Using FOOD names, spell out your name:

2) What song you cry?


3) What do you like to listen to before bed?

Favourite:

TV show?

TV channel?

TV star?

movie?

movie star?

movie (horror, comedy, etc.)?

movie era (40's 50's recent etc.)?

type of ?

band?

singer?

instrument?

song?

album?

music video?

food?

restaurant:

fast food restaurant:

ice cream flavor?

candy?

soda?

alcoholic beverage?

Do you prefer 😆

mtv/fuse?

chocolate/vanilla?


girls/boys (friendly)?

summertime/wintertime?

springtime/fall?

car/suv?

truck/car/suv?

rock/country?

hot/cold?

slow songs/fast songs?

beer/liquor?

Originally posted by: *~sneha~*

some more


Pick 1:
1- sun or moon? moon
2- chocolate or white chocolate? white choclate
3- red or purple? red
4- garba or raas? garba
5- sick or healthy always? healthy always 😆

Answer them plz:
1- favorite pet? Parrot
2- favorite color? Red n Black
3- favorite hollywood tv show? Friends
5- Do u like to watch American Deal or No Deal? American Deal
6- do you have any siblings? yes
7- do u have myspace? nope
8- do u like to run in gym? yes
9- who is ur bakri on IF? heehee.. Anshu 😆
10- how long do you stay on IF? Depends on the situation
11- what time do u go to sleep? 10:00 PM
12- what kind of car do you have at home? Toyota
13- what is one place you really want to take your friends at? Switzerland
14- what did you get for ur last birthday? lots of gifts
15- do u celebrate halloween? nope
16- wat is ur religion? hindu
17- how are you feeling right now, that im grilling you? These questions are easy n interesting

AND MORE
ok now chose 1 out of there be quick it rapid fire
abhishek/john/zayed- rate them as 1st 2nd 3rd Abhishek> John> Zayed

ice cream/chocolate/cold drink...choose 1 Cold Drink

teddy bear n dolls/ cricket n football.: Cricket n football

blue/pink : Pink

lip gloss/lipstick : Lipstick

skirt/jeans : Both

designer wear / casuals : Both

indian/westearn : Both

okays now u gotta tell according to u which member in CHA section is.

the most creative: Sneha and Zainab

the sweetest: Sneha. Sangeeta

the craziest: Anshu

the most serious: Its me..😆

the cutest: Humsa, Lydia

the sweetheart of d forum: all the CHA members I know

the funniest: Anshu

the laziest: None

the wackiest None

most helpful: Sangeeta di, Saara, BB

most adorable : All the members

naughtiest: Sneha

themost mature member: Lydia, Sangeeta di

the most childish member: Anshu 😆

and dnt be diplomatic ...just 1 name ok: I aready played my diplomacy above..😆

1)If there is one thing that is curently going on in this world that u can change or make it disappear totally..wat would it be? corruption

2)What is one feature that u think every human being should have? nothing

3)What is ur most appealing feature? hair

4)What does life mean to u? Life is beautiful, so enjoy it to the fullest and dont worry about anything

5)What is ur greatest passion? Cars

6)Describe one of ur most embarrassing moments..(if u do have any). Have u learnt anything from that particular moment? none...

MORE
😆
How has life changed after joining IF? its hectic now..

If u are not on IF, what do you think, you would be doing in a typical day? I would have watched movies in my spare time...

How do you judge a person when you meet him/her for the first time? hmm, first meeting is too early to judge a person

What do you think is the most important thing to have in life? Your options are: Money / Love / Contentment / Family / Friends / Career ? Love

What would you like to be born as in your next life? hmm, never thought abt it

1. Are you serious or fun-loving? fun loving


2. The biggest blooper you've ever made in life? there are so many as I make bloopers everyday..😆


3. Your greatest achievement in life? Everything I have achieved in my life so far makes me feel good and happy...


4. The first thing you do when you wake up? turn off the alarm 😆

5. Your biggest dream? I dream almost everyday but dont remember them...😆


6. What do you regret the most in life? None as I m happy the way life treated me so far..

Whats your favourite place in the world? My home

your fav channel in STAR1? Star plus


1. favourite
car : Ferrari
sport : Tennis and Cricket
holiday spot : Switzerland
food : Veg Biryani
actor : Amitabh
actrees : Madhuri
tele- actor : Iqbal
tele-actress : Smriti
movie : Dil chahta hai, Parineeta
serial : KYPH
channel : Star Plus
production house : None😆
producer Vidhu Vinod Chopra
director : Vidhu Vinod Chopra
singer(female) : Shreya, Lata, Sunidhi
singer male : Sonu nigam, Kishore Kumar

Lots of love
sneha

Thanks Sneha, they were fun answering..😆

Originally posted by: *VaVaVoom14*

1) Using FOOD names, spell out your name: What 😆

2) What song you cry? yeh tho sach hai ki bhagvaan hai...


3) What do you like to listen to before bed? any romantic song..😆

Favourite:

TV show? Friends, Everybody loves Raymond

TV channel? TBS

TV star? Iqbal

movie? Dil chahta hai, Parineeta, lord of the rings... yaar u will find all this info in my slambook..😆

movie star? Maduri/Amitabh

movie (horror, comedy, etc.)? Comedy

movie era (40's 50's recent etc.)? anything as long as it makes sense

type of ? soft, classical rock

band? Doors

singer? Many

instrument? Keyboard

song? Jab koi baat bigad jaaye

album? None

music video? Ab mujhe raat din

food? Veg Biryani

restaurant: None

fast food restaurant: None

ice cream flavor? Butterscotch

candy? None

soda? Thums up

alcoholic beverage? None

Do you prefer 😆

mtv/fuse? mtv

chocolate/vanilla? vanilla


girls/boys (friendly)? boys 😆, girls bhi..😆

summertime/wintertime? winter

springtime/fall? spring

car/suv? car

truck/car/suv? car

rock/country? rock

hot/cold? cold

slow songs/fast songs? depends on the mood

beer/liquor? none

thank god they are done..

Originally posted by: toli

Hey Sunita 🤗

Hey Lydia.. so glad to see u here...🤗🤗

my Dear Congratulations on HOTW and the viewbie promotion and in II4 , howz it that u become the viewbie of the only sections i visit in IF

Thank you ji, isn't it nice!!! i will meet u in all the three sections..

Have fun, I see u are being grilled enoguh will try to catch up on ur answers and post some Questions if they dont close the topic before that.

yeah, Anshu and Sneha totally roasted me like a chicken...😆

And Good luck moderating DMG forum with Shilpa leaving And here in CHA with Iqbal leaving

how ironic...😆


Congrats again

Thanks Lydia and glad to see u here..

Lydia 😊