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One Two Three Teaser A fumbling wannabe gangster (Tusshar Kapoor) is getting ready for his first murder. His mum's more excited than he is. Later, he's at a railway station where mum makes sure he hasn't forgotten anything. "Bandook mein goli hai na, beta?" she asks, teary-eyed. Funny? A bit immoral, no? Tables turned Saat Phere, Zee TV 6.30 p m Miss Vamp swings her stone-stud- ded earrings, smiles diabolically and pouts. Why? She's about to make a fortune. Little does she know that she's being had.. by the very family she's trying to dupe. Oddly satisfying that. Save the vamp Chhoona Hai Aasmaan, Star One 9.30 p m Her wig is weird, her lipstick has missed her lips badly, her short skirts are horribly out of place but she's the best thing about this show. From being a possessive girl- friend and accepting the fact that her beloved is in love with some- one else.. she's done it all and real- ly well. Now however, she's start- ed conniving and plotting. Save her from turning into the other vamp, please! Spoof central Bura Na Maano Holi Hai, Sony TV 10 p m This one's all about spoofs, pranks and live jokes. The funniest: Director Ashu Gobhikar is casting for Jodhaa Akbar. One 'Chamir' Khan agrees. Shooting begins. "I've heard that Akbar was illiter- ate. Was he dyslexic?" asks Chamir. Director Ashu screams, "This isn't Akbar Zameen Par!" Tee hee! Sex quotient Race special, MTV 10 p m Cyrus Sahukar chats up Bipasha 'bobcut' Basu about her role in Race and stylised look. Later, he asks her which role in Race would suit him. Anil Kapoor's, she insists. Why? Sahukar will get to wear stylish suits, boots with silver cas- ing. And he even gets a sexy, dumbette assistant. Huh? So the women in Race are accessories?