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Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call Karti Hoon Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho,
Din Mein Kitni Bar Shaving Karte Ho?

Boy : 30-40 Bar..

Girl : Pagal Ho Kya?

Boy : Pagal Nahi Naai Hoon...

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Originally posted by: Masooma Bukhari

mere andar itna attitude he k jab me paida hui thi to 2 saal tak kisi se baat b nai ki thi 😎

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A chinese couple Mr. Hoyo & Mrs. Hoyo Had White Twin Babies
They Named:
1. Jo Hoyo
2. So Hoyo
Next Year They Had One Black Baby
They Name, "Yo Ke Hoyo"!

Originally posted by: -.SapnokiRani-.

A chinese couple Mr. Hoyo & Mrs. Hoyo Had White Twin Babies
They Named:
1. Jo Hoyo
2. So Hoyo
Next Year They Had One Black Baby
They Name, "Yo Ke Hoyo"!

Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya,
...Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya
Hum Bhi Muqaddar Ko Chuna Lagate Hain
Aur Din Mein Hi So Jaate Hain

Originally posted by: Masooma Bukhari

and then he divorced his wife 🤣

if u knw why 🤣

why?🤣🤣

Ghantu Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi,
Magar Pehle Din Hi Use Unhone Bahut Mara Aur Nikal Diya

Cause

First Caller: Mera Vodafone Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai!
Ghantu: To Pagal Verizone Ka Le Le...

Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain
Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain
Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai
Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai
Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?...

"Jago Student Jago"

Exams SMS

Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain
Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain
Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai
Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai
Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?...

"Jago Student Jago"