Originally posted by: indi52
isskiya, humaar issupreme selph talkerj...
yous arej leebhings hum no aapssun buts to rollj and rollj ons the floorj... i am thingingwa i reachings thej marswa like thees wonly, buts perchance aan the bhay hayee maybej the bhun bhith talentwa anek bhill isswoopings downs een haalicaapter shapter and issweep rollings nautchgirl into phabled phorearmswa and dildar and alls bhill happen shappen aan the bhay to uss paar oph thee khoya khoya nebhar to be phounds phir se chaand...
bhat you theenks.
and tells that jaded jalim gabbar, bhe ares nats countings mens phar hims anymores, becoj bhe ares nats ek do teen nautchgirls, okay? he bhill hab to learns hij bhun twos threes.
our bhun two and threes and ebhen phours arej meants wonly phor the nautch issteps bhe nautch...
kitne nautchgirls the? (ebhil laph)
Eee jo aapney "Encrajing" pe laaphterwa displayj kiya hai na, humaar kalejaa ijj coolios hui gawa. Aap humaar talentwa ke asli kadradaanj hain, ladki indicentiya๐.
Bas.. aap yuhin agar humse milte rahe, dekhiye ek din... duniya bhills aalso underisstand humaar kadr bhun dayj๐.Uff yeh klueless duniya...kaa kari iss paapi isstoopids ka!
Gabbar(bhith ebhil laaphterwa) : Kitne nautch girlj thhe?
Nautch Ladki (issaucy, issexy, isscandalous) : Minds your own bijness Mistah Gabbah.
Gabbar (persistiya): How to dooej that?
Nautch Ladki (issmart, issuave, isskilled) : Bhuns, Learn to countswa pilleejh! Twoj, Isstop this conisstantwa craje phaar gintees. Teenj, You ijj dis-issturbingj humaar isstepwa practisingj so gets yourselph a mathwa teacher ji. And then isseekhna hai to issekhoj.
Gabbar (isseduced by the ideaj) : Bhere to phind teacher ji? Rampur oph Marswa ijj bhacantiya issince my lastwa goli baarud pirograms. They allj run abhays to otherwa locassuns.
Nautch Ladki (issnappy, isseething, isscary) : Iph you ijj bhantings your jaan issahi-issalamat, GET OUTS. NOW. Humaar dildaar, phorearmwa and alls bhills bhee idherwa any issecondj. And woh apni duniya khudeyi ijj makings. And then youj, not uthoing phraam thees duniya, but uthh jaaoings. (Bhery ebhil laaphterj).
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