Originally posted by: DrShuenmial
Good Evening this is Shoomie and you are watching SSN. Here are the headlines
1. Bizness dinner @ RM ( please to not MU with woriginal Bitwa's this be the next door Rathore's) SSN has learned that Ms.Doitall hosted a sooper dooper sauve, sofistikated soiree. Apparently the pineapple pinacoladas were so popular that upon hearing this Rupert Holmes broke all his vinyl records in a fit of jealousy!! Samay kho khyal mein rakhte huey detail mein nahi jarahe hain par collagen gone bad, prom dress clad Dragon lady is worth the mention also SSN have you know that akkhi is by far the boldest of all the bitiyas that graced the soap land when it comes to romantic overtures!! Before we wrap up this segment one last thing, viewers are strongly encouraged to invest in a nice pair of kala chasma to avoid the risk of going blind from the omnipresent color cordination!
2. SSN regrets to inform you that we are unable to bring Iyers news tonight !(confession the reporter refused to go citing preservation of manasik santoolan, we were going to tapkao pink slip anyways cos said reporter did not even know that hero has marred ( hindi wala) entry in yesterday's episode)
In other news,
Reliable sources inform us that drawing inspiration from The Bard Paro and Rudra are bloodying the sands of Rann in full throtlle.
Dekna hai tho dekho is off twitter EBP. Wonder Bhy? If scheduling permits will send investigative reporter to find out more!
Kanph with Karan is baack with Bebo and Bobo please to avoid sitara duniya this ravivar if possible! Vishwasneey samachar ke anusar Nawaban (maafi if thats not a word) of Pataudi ditched swadesi MM and went with firangi princess of bohemian luxe AKA Ms.Jaising!
Lastly SSN is considering changing name EBP to SSJ or SSS, J as in jaalkaam, S as in sanjal. Kripaya apna vote satyanash CC ko SMS keejiye 1 for haan 2 for naa 3 for dont give a rat's arse!! A for J, B for S, C same as 3!!
Thats all for tonight! Shoomie signing off!! Shubh Ratri!!!
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