~~Badtameez Dil~~ #3 (IO) - Page 75

Originally posted by: Stuartlittle

haan khana IPL ke baad...lolzzz

Hmmm Achchey bachey hain...healthy food khatey hain...hamari tarah nahi...jo sirf MAGGI khatey hain...😆

Originally posted by: strawberry143

Aise hi aapka nam maine Kung-fu thore na rakhi hoon LOL

Originally posted by: Stuartlittle

Kung Fu Maggie...Lolzzz what a name 😆

Originally posted by: strawberry143

Why u never asked me reason behind calling u kung fu...

1 ladki bus stand pe khadi thi
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1 ladka bike pe jatta hai .
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Vapas ata hai or uss ladki se puchta hai
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. Pehchana kya ???
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Ladki :"Nahi toh .
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Ladka :"Kya yaar, abhi to samne se gya
tha :p :O :D :D

Originally posted by: Stuartlittle

Coz I love it...😆

And you dont want to know what??? why???? all these about the things which you love...😳

Originally posted by: strawberry143

1 ladki bus stand pe khadi thi
.
.
.
.
1 ladka bike pe jatta hai .
.
. .
Vapas ata hai or uss ladki se puchta hai
.
.
.
. Pehchana kya ???
.
.
.
.
Ladki :"Nahi toh .
.
.
.
Ladka :"Kya yaar, abhi to samne se gya
tha :p :O :D :D

Originally posted by: Stuartlittle

🤣

How can SRK enter Wankhede
stadium even though he is
banned ?

1. He dresses up as Ra.One:
Nobody watched the movie
so, armed with his blue contact
lenses and armour, SRK will
probably be confused for an
MI supporter. And just in case someone does recognise him,
he can pass an electric current
through them, as superheroes
do.

2. O(h)SO brilliant!: Om Shanti
Om, except in reverse. If SRK
goes retro and dresses up like
Manoj Kumar, with one hand
over his face, clearing security
will be a breeze, and he may even get to sit in a corporate
box because of his celebrity-
ception.

3. Chak De KKR: SRK can easily
step in with the players if he
goes the Kabir Khan way.
With his whistle, faded sports
shoes, and lack of swag, he'll
probably be mistaken for one of the team's assistants
anyway.

4. Khaike Paan Banaraswala:
Don was, is, and always will be
the master of disguise. Since
SRK has starred in two movies
in the franchise, it shouldn't be
too difficult for him to go as, say, Hrithik Roshan, and pull
off the mask once he's inside.

5. Yeh Jo Des Hai Tera: If there
is one thing SRK does well, it's
living life king size. If he were
to rub off some of the make-
up, replace the BMW with a
scooter a la 'Swades', and play the role of the common man,
nobody would know who he
was.

6. Dilwaale Ticket Le Jaayenge:
There was a reason everyone
loved Raj: he was lovable. If
SRK drops the snob act and
adopts some of the charm he
was famous for in the days of yore, maybe he'll be able to
sweet talk Wankhede officials
into calling off the ban.

7. Rab Ne Bana Di Fake Facial
Hair: Anushka Sharma's
character in RNBDJ didn't
recognise SRK when he shaved
off his moustache and took off
his glasses, so we must assume that the opposite is true as
well. Even though it is the
oldest disguise in the book, the
hipster look may just serve
SRK's purpose well.:O

Originally posted by: strawberry143

ye aapke bhai ne nahi sunaya ??